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🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚

@ardwynna.bsky.social
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Old fandom has-been, Dog Mom, Typo Queen, aspiring Hobbit & head shrinker, going boldly straight to bed. 🔞 DNF. NO AI.

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🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 @ardwynna.bsky.social · 11m
So much gender relation/dating discourse, even the pro-woman anti-incel stuff, framing men as the de facto 'leaders' in a relationship, as in a good man leads without controlling or some such *french accent* garbage. Why does the man get to lead? Or HAVE to lead? Why not be a team?
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🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 @ardwynna.bsky.social · 19m
The Grok from moomin valley, the old 70s version. The stop motion, the glowing eyes...
Close up of the grok from moomin valley
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🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 @ardwynna.bsky.social · 41m
Can never read about MAOIs without thinking of Malvolio pondering MOAI.
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you can't adopt there are lots of other things you can do to help. Foster, volunteer, fundraise, do a supply drive, sign up for your local shelter's newsletter to find out other ways to help. Remember that volunteering doesn't necessarily mean physical labor - shelters need all kinds of skills!
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 9h
“GOTTA LEARN AI OR BE LEFT BEHIND.” Good. Fuck off! Leave me behind! Enjoy your artbarf rapture, your janky Temu future. I’ll be back here looking at real birds and writing weird, also real, books.
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🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 @ardwynna.bsky.social · 14h
Spent yesterday morning at household things and the rest of the day in the library, straight through till morning. The crunch is on.
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PT @bug-fkr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"But why go after an entire body type??" Fascists *hate* body positivity. Of course they'd try to make attractive portrayals of anything outside the "norm" into a perversion. They want women shaped like dolls and men like action figures. This was always the trajectory after demonizing trans bodies
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🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 @ardwynna.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I miss my girl. I miss specifically her utter bossiness, the way she'd look at her humans sometimes like goddamn, such stupid creatures, best look out for the poor dumb things. She was shepherdish & she would herd. She loved life and everyone she met, & she was smarter than all of us. ❤️ My Leader🌈
A bright-eyed, bushy tailed, presumed-german shepherd dog mixed breed mutt in a green harness peers out from a backseat.
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One Amahira, MA @oneamahira.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Donate, for the sake of furry pilots everywhere. Also to make Thomas Tuberville upset.
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🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 @ardwynna.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Saw a YouTube vid advising muted, undersaturated shades to color drench a bedroom to promote relaxation and sleep. For over a decade now my bedroom has been a shade of green that's basically 'Kermit'. I sleep like a log.
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🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 @ardwynna.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me: Oh, Miss Izz... *Dog eagerly patters closer* Me: you need a bath, girl *Dog changes course and walks the f away*
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Jean-Luc Picard @spacedadsupport.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Striving for greatness and accepting yourself as you are in any given moment are not mutually exclusive endeavours.
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Jean-Luc Picard
@SpaceDadSupport
Incoming Transmission...

Striving for greatness and accepting yourself as you are in any given moment are not mutually exclusive endeavours.
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🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 @ardwynna.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Watch this rape apologist digging his grave even deeper. Scum of the fucking earth.
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🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 @ardwynna.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Caribbean lost a Legend of Calypso yesterday. Slinger Francisco aka the Mighty Sparrow, was a king of double entendre, & 91! If you never heard his music, you don't actually have to get the kids out of the room, it's all over their heads. Just that kids repeat things, & the tunes are catchy
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🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 @ardwynna.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Downton Abbey high* tea for dogs is in swing. Duchess is enjoying the show. Salmon, eggy rice & chicken on the menu, with rabbit wet food hors d'oeuvres & a buttered bun afterwards. *Substantial but not at a table. Duchess once made off with the bread knife but overall dogs aren't much for cutlery.
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🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 @ardwynna.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Le Creuset did a Star Trek Collection!?
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Jonah Hill Screaming Reaction
ALT: Jonah Hill Screaming Reaction
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🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 @ardwynna.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There have been times in life I wish I hadn't taken the diplomatic, restrained path. I wish I had just torn ppl a new one instead. Don't know if it would have made anything better, probably worse, but I wouldn't be stuck nursing old hurts they never knew they did.
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🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 @ardwynna.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Getting very necessary car work done, bearings and tires and all that. Ow, my wallet, but better safe than sorry. Plus I did some kitchen deep cleaning & we're starting this year's vaccination cycle at the vet. (2 or 3 a week till the whole pack's up to date).
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🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 @ardwynna.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I literally ache from how intense last night's shift was. I walked so much my glutes are feeling the burn. My hand is doing carpal tunnel things. I am so tired.
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Anyone who can laugh at themselves will never cease to be amused. Says Skeletor who doesn’t trust those who can’t laugh at themselves - I consider it a mental illness.
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🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 @ardwynna.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Vet says Duchess has what Leader had. She's elderly & spouse's girl so he makes the call. The Grand Dame is to be spoiled rotten till it's time. Back on the tilapia rice with egg, the herbal meds & liver supplements, & a Downton Abbey tea party Sunday. She's gonna love meeting Dame Maggie upstairs.
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🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 @ardwynna.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Whoohoo! Volunteered for the first run of presenting a case for class, thought I turned in a hot mess but got told it was excellent, and now I get to sit back and watch the others. Weight off my mind.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
here’s a comic about ❤️being kind❤️
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🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 @ardwynna.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I love this movie. Book inaccurate to good effect. Beautiful color symbolism in set &costumes. A little Indian rep in western media when that felt nonexistent. The 1 complaint I used to have was, 'Why are Ram & Sita portrayed by white actors?'
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Alt: Sara Crewe in A Little Princess declares, 'I am a princess. All girls are.'
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🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 @ardwynna.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Duchess has doggy vitiligo. I didn't realize dogs could even get that, she's an old girl, we thought it was regular going grey.
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🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 @ardwynna.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Damian Wayne loves @fatbearweek.bsky.social Pass it on
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see Sarah, the protagonist, next to a stick figure labeled “AI”. The stick figure says, “my outputs look just like yours now.”
The second panel zooms in on Sarah’s face. Above her we see text reading “I think”.
The third panel zooms in closer on Sarah’s face. Text above her reads “you missed”.
The fourth panel shows Sarah drawing happily in a sunlit room. The text above her reads “the point”.
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🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 @ardwynna.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I have one night, effectively, to finish a presentation, and all brain wants to do is contemplate how Frankie Laine felt on finding out what kind of movie Blazing Saddles really was.
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🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 @ardwynna.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My dogs don't need to go everywhere but it's good for them to go SOMEWHERE. There's a store in a nearby strip mall that is explicitly pet friendly. Leader loved it. The salesfolk loved her. Then one morning after a trip, she was with me on the sidewalk outside another store in the same strip.
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🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 @ardwynna.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Devil rolled in something gross & rather less than lively in the woods and I was too laid up to bathe her. So I told spouse to go turn the hose on. Devil's a water chaser and will happily run into the stream till she's soaked through. It was going great till he reached for the soap.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Kermit the Frog ys one thousande tymes more real than Tilly Norwood
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
the endless warm drizzle of spring—the ice of Antarctica, falling softly on the heads of the children of those responsible for melting it.
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Muepin 🌶😈 [trapped in deadline vortex] @muepin.art · 18/09/2026
Nothing anyone can ever say will make me believe that it's remotely okay to call out and harass (sometimes for YEARS) people over the fiction they create or enjoy. I don't care how old I get and how many bills I have to pay, nothing can make me stop caring about this, bye
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🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 @ardwynna.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ugh... Do I blanket burrito and sweat out this fever, or cold compress and cool it. *Sips onion broth*
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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
the tech bros telling you LLMs are conscious don’t think women are people.
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Wolf Conservation Center 🐺 @nywolforg.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
🚨 A new executive order puts gray wolves and Mexican gray wolves at risk of losing federal protections and could make lethal removal easier. But the numbers matter. Wolves are not the problem. They’re being made the scapegoat.
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🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 @ardwynna.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Tried to put a good spin on a work thing that kept adding steps to the middle by calling it a side quest, but side quests have payoff, this was just a wild goose chase.
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🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 @ardwynna.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Well, well, looks like the ginger hobbit has a chance to learn a lesson the hard way, and I hope he does, because we don't need another JK style digging in and getting worse celeb, and I do think the Indian dance trend and his subsequent embracing of his Desi fan base was a beautiful thing
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🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 @ardwynna.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I've got a great sense of color when picking out clothes, but it turns to absolute kindergarten shite when I try to art.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
When they eventually make a movie about this time, please don't put the male politicians in good suits. IMO, the ugly, low rent tailoring should be part of the story.
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Da Sparrow @sparrowstrike.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You can literally watch the vibes shift every election around this time. Someone flips the switch on the bot farms, tons of articles reach the top of your feed that show Dems in disarray - but they're not in disarray, it's the Republican Media Complex following their orders to set conditions.
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🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 @ardwynna.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What if #Sephiroth is the One Winged Angel because it's like teeth, you gotta wait for the other one to grow in
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🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 @ardwynna.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Sounds hardscrabble to say I studied by candlelight but in my 6th form years the electric company was constantly f-ing up. We had neighborhood blackouts once or twice a week. I kept a candle, a holder & a box of matches in my top desk drawer & could be back at the books in under a minute.
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Mekka Okereke @mekka.mekka-tech.com · 13/09/2026
And I'm saying that becoming a billionaire doesn't make Dolly Parton, LeBron James, Craig Newmark, Makenzie Scott, Melinda Gates, etc, suddenly start to want this hell. Becoming a billionaire in a country with no controls on billionaires, unlocks the *ability* to do this. It doesn't *create desire*
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🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 @ardwynna.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ohmahgawd dog, your mom and dad are already together, you don't have to do that 101 Dalmatians thing
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🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 @ardwynna.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Why are crib mobiles always designed to look good from the side when the baby is looking at them from underneath.
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🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 @ardwynna.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Started wondering if the reason I came into my 'hot years' late was because at the time when ppl are usually doing that, I was deliberately playing up looking like a kid for the camouflage. It's all hair, makeup and wardrobe in the end.
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🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 @ardwynna.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Really love color coding of characters, especially in period dramas. Yes, head costumer, I see what you did there, I see the message you're sending about this character's journey. My compliments to the whole department, I love the fabric choices. I wish I could shop where you do. #sewing #costumes
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🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 @ardwynna.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
shorturl.at/NLDA7 🤣 Now there's a kit you don't see every day
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Cross Stitch Kit Luca-S GOLD - Unexpected Cabin Guest, B731
Size: 16.75 x 12.50 in or 43 x 32 cm Stitches: 268 x 200 Colors: 63 Threads: Luca-S 100% cotton Fabric: Zweigart Aida16 ct. 3543 checkered 57 x 46 cm Embroidery needles №26 - 2 needles, 1 needle threa...
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🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 @ardwynna.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I recall family scared for me because some South Asians were murdered in retaliation, Muslim or not. The woman in the subway threatening us obviously foreign students just out for a movie. An Incident on the Student Shuttle that had me genuinely scared for my life.
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