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Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 23h
[Smash Bros Brawl announcer] "GUY WHO DOESNT WASH HIS GRAPES BEFORE EATING THEM" [crusty, low battery Wii Mote speaker] "Theyre fine!!"
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angel💀 @sabattons.com · 07/10/2026
one of the best decisions you can make as an artist is to stop talking about your artwork from a position of defending it. the artists statement should be a tool of pride, community, and conversation, not an appeal to those who had no interest in (or ability to) understand it in the first place.
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Nathan Grayson @nathangrayson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
As first observed by Mike Myzak, Gheesling’s average viewership has dropped precipitously in the past month, falling by a whopping 71.5%, from 1,079 concurrent viewers in September to just 308 in October, according to third-party analytics site Twitch Tracker. While Gheesling did take some time off following the controversy in September, he’s been consistent in October, streaming several hours per day for most of this month. Where Gheesling used to regularly play multiplayer games with Letourneau and a rotating cast of friends (in addition to streaming on his own), he’s since been cut loose from that crew. One can infer, then, that the viewership drop is a direct result of Gheesling’s decision to stream with the US Army.
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bran 👽 @pupnik.moe · 22h
lady knight who is more than fine driving her sword into someone's belly on the battlefield but gets embarrassed imagining giving her lady a chaste kiss
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting around, facing away from each other. Stealthily, Green turns around to look at Blue, who is oblivious to being watched.

Sneakily Green stretches himself out, landing a kiss on the back of Blue's head. Blue is mildly startled. As he turns around to look at Green, Green has already turned back the way he had been, acting oblivious.
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Joel @snufkinlib.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Incredible hype shot of a hedgehog
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PLDH @pldhnet.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Need everyone to see this
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明/Aki @aki26428.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
レックウザ
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
thanks to the lesbians for your support. the HEDGEHOG-B-GONE missile did, unfortunately, land directly in a cartoon hammock and bounce all the way back to me and then explode, blowing my face onto the back of my head like Daffy Duck your support in these times means a great deal.
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Fighting Game Anniversaries @fganniversaries.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
On this day a year ago, concept artwork for Mari in Granblue Fantasy Versus: Rising was released. The concept artwork is displayed below.
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bjørnebær @lilbjornebaer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the laziest vampire
A black cat lays upside down on the floor, fangies exposed.
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Jazz★😈🖤 @ferventdevotion.art · 08/10/2026
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麦田このみ🎀イラストレーター @mugita-konomi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
イーブイ「このモフモフでモフモフする?」 #art
イラスト draw art ポケモン pokemon drawing 絵 かわいい 可愛い furry cute adorable Pokémon illustration illust
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Requinoesis✨ @requinoesis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dog Shark 🦈🐶 Carcharocanis familiaris, commonly known as "Shark Puppies", are your best friend from the ocean! #Sharktober2026
A large illustration featuring various "shark-puppies" of different shark species in a variety of poses. They are shown in curious and happy stances, running, sniffing, acting playful, and more!

Below the image, there is a description styled like a scientific species illustration, naming them "Carcharocanis familiaris". This name combines Carcharodon (the genus that includes great white sharks) with Canis (the genus that includes dogs), plus Familiaris to indicate they are domesticated.
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Lynarc @lynarc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Taplaos @taplaos.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
👻🍵🫖🟢
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A comic of three colourful foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green, and the third one is little blue, big blue's little brother. In this one, the shading is slightly sharper and brighter than in normal reality, as Blue, Green, and Blue's brother are playing a videogame.
Green: Just to warn you too, I have never played a videogame in my life.
Baby Blue: Yeah, I know.

Both Blue and his brother freeze in horror as Green turns around to look at a cute little purple potato on the ground. The potato has eyes, and is looking right back at Green. A health bar has appeared above Green, and another one beneath the little potato. The potato's health bar is significantly larger than Green's.
Green: A "healthbar" means it's aggressive, right?

Blue and his brother watch in horror as Green runs off.
Blue: Stop running into more of them!
Green: I'm trying to run away!

Blue and his brother watch in mild disappointment as something unseen but clearly unsavoury happens to Green outside of the panel's view. A text appears above them, saying "<Green_Fox has died of making bad choices>"
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お絵か騎空士のmk @kikuushimk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
ファーさんッ
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秋田いぬ @inu-akita.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
💛💙 #シルソン #グラブル
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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animal from the international network @animalonline.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Revisiting this now that used PS5 Pros are going for $1400
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Granblue EN (Unofficial) @grandcypher.com · 07/10/2026
Fraux's Transcended art
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Archsage @archsagejulz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Gay flirting panic 101
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nrcgray.bsky.social @nrcgray.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lady knight sketch:
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pete rogers, professional diaper changer @petemrogers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
one of my favorite tweets of all time
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We're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We’re just normal men
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🎃ρнoεвε🎃🦇 @poisonphoebe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's ravenin' time #metroid #drawing
Samus Aran (Japanese: サムス・アラン) the protagonist of the video game series Metroid by Nintendo, portrayed as she appears in the upcoming title Metroid: Ravenous, posing menacingly. Inspired by Yusuke Murata's art.
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selDOOM 😈 @seldum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Elsa @erli.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Elsa @erli.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can't stop thinking how wrong the tech bros have understood creativity and creators. Or even just having hobbies. #erliart
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bran 👽 @pupnik.moe · 02/10/2026
lady-knight who empties her meager coffers on the company of female prostitutes just to lay her head in their laps while they stroke her hair and praise her and tell her she's strong and courageous and honorable and that it's okay to cry sometimes
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Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
one thing i think all creatives need to look in the mirror and actually internalize is sometimes that thing you made didnt pop off not cuz the algorithm hates you or cuz people can't appreciate good art when they see it but cuz sometimes you are in fact delivering mid you gotta take those Ls
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vibe-free lifestyle and smiling apple purveyor @ellaguro.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
man sorry but the people i see out there who are acting like cutting off your family is purely some individualist phenomenon of social media seriously need to spend time with more LGBTQ people
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Jhoira's Bizarre Adventure: Sax Ball Run @saximus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
On a related note,
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Taplaos @taplaos.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
🦇🚥🚦🌆
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chep @ gatewayfate 404, mcm N-23 @cheppoly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
[2018] OCT 3 #FMA
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Archsage @archsagejulz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I want a blorbo Chev plush... bless your partner for that.
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🗡️pablita🎀 @katavirass.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Depression has been kicking my ass lately but my partner just gifted me the silliest critter ever, so things will be okay
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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"create an account to continue" oh my god just fucking kill me
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Sheephin (Commissions Open!) @sheepshin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's EAT or be EATEN
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ari velazquez 🌯 @ari.velazquez.fyi · 01/10/2026
steam: this game you've had installed for two years but never played has an update. we'll download it next week me: no you'll download it right now motherfucker. and i will sit here and watch it download. steam: so you're gonna play it? me: fuck you
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The cutest little sleeping pose
A black-and-white cat sleeping on his back with his front paws crossed.A black-and-white cat sleeping on his back with his front paws crossed.
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you arent a burden. you are a human being with wants and needs. having desires does not make you selfish. unless you are sonic, in which case you are not human and everything you do sickens me.
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What about Amydog. She's just a sleepy dog
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明/Aki @aki26428.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
レシラム
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明/Aki @aki26428.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ギラティナ
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Sleeping Rose @ericafontaine.shisakura.com · 01/10/2026
after almost a decade of the switch 1 being called one of the worst systems ever power-wise because its horsepower gap was enough to make porting mostly impossible but sometimes possible its heartwarming to see the switch 2 have a genuinely positive effect on game development on the user end
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duen / niko / miles @riolu.gay · 30/09/2026
every book i read, this fucking dog materializes on the page and explains the words i dont understand to me. i thought books were just like that but no apparently only i can see him
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devon giehl🐀ratmaker @devongiehl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
made a sandwich with this bread before i realized its smug ass was covered in mold. fuck you, bread
a slice of wheat bread with a mold pattern that looks infuriatingly like a smiley face. this bread is a piece of shit
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