Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Me: I am a responsible adult in my 40s, mature enough to raise two of my own children. Also me: 000 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026When you hear chittering in a time and place that should have zero chitters. #AppalachianGothic 000 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Hey y'all check your spam email folders. I had just short of $200 sitting in there: newsroom.statefarm.com/state-farm-m...newsroom.statefarm.comState Farm® Mutual Begins Issuing Dividend PaymentsEspañolState Farm Mutual Automobile Insurance Company (State Farm Mutual) has begun issuing payments to qualifying auto customers as part of its one-time $5 billion cash-back dividend, the largest in ... 000 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I'm touched that my 1 year old saw a poster for Jack Reacher, pointed, and shouted DADA but oh honey... 101 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Why is There an Egg in the Bathtub?, And Other Queries of the Tired Parental Mind. 020 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 29/07/2026The lion doesn't concern himself with the kitten, daddy. 000 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Hey Chase Bank why when I follow the link on this MAGA style garbage Instagram ad am I redirected to your Instagram page? nvm we all know why. 000 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 29/06/2026The Goleta Farmers' Market is straight up in the parking lot of a Home Depot. 😅 000 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I enjoyed Hoppers. Except for the core message: Liberals and Conservatives can through the power of friendship defeat their shared enemy: The Left, who totally are murderous Eco-Terrorists. 001 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Whenever I see someone unironically post this sentiment, I immediately understand they have no Latin or immigrant friends. 000 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 31/05/2026@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social city funded rage rooms #knicks 000 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I scanned the news this afternoon and not a single headline in the vein of GOONERS' DISAPPOINTING FINAL JUST COULDN'T FINISH IT OFF which is really a damning indictment of bland corporate media. 000 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 06/05/2026I'll just say it: The Savannah Bananas are for people who find The Harlem Globetrotters "a little too ethnic." 010 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Trump: *cringy boomer shit* Leftist (russian bot): I hATe HOW fuNny HE is 000 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 31/03/2026agitated zoomer confederate reenactor: You're telling me there's a TRANS-Mississippi Army? 000 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Say it with me: "Oklahoma City Thunderbirds". Mark Cuban has the opportunity to do the funniest thing. #nfl #seahawks 000 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 02/02/2026I just backed RiffTrax Makes MST3K! — Four NEW episodes in 2026! on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...kickstarter.comRiffTrax Makes MST3K! — Four NEW episodes in 2026!Mike, Kevin, and Bill are heading back to the Satellite of Love for Mystery Science Theater 3000: THE RIFFTRAX EXPERIMENTS! 010 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 30/01/2026A friend sent me an AI reaction video reacting to an AI video. 000 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 28/12/2025Using wind-up toys to teach my toddler about pursuit predation. 010 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 18/12/2025@hownottodraw.bsky.social do you still have your screenshots from your Dr. Frank review? 1. Kotaku purged images 2. Archive.org didn't save 'em 3. Every few weeks, I lament not being able to use them as replies 4. Frankenstein is back in the pop culture sphere and I'm itching something bad, friend 100 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 16/12/2025Oh boy I'm not doing the voices for this one. #Disney #baby #book 000 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 13/12/2025The first 64 Holiday Cards are on their way! 000 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Recession Indicator: Fleetwood Mac songs used in holiday shopping commercials. 000 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 02/12/2025Check out Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Game on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/cze...kickstarter.comMystery Science Theater 3000: The GameYOU’VE GOT MOVIE SIGN! Play as the iconic crew of the Satellite of Love in this riff-tastic party game! 000 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 02/12/2025It's officially the holidays with the annual listen of THOHS #MerryChristmasFromCellBlock2 @matthewebel.com 000 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 20/11/2025I'm having my heart broken either way next March. 000 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Sean McVay: What if I made the whole plane out of tight ends? #Rams #NFL 020 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 07/11/2025You know I have a suspicion... *checks wikipedia* Yup the nursery rhyme 'Rub a Dub Dub' is about three medieval dudes getting caught jorkin' it at a strip club. 000 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 01/11/2025I'm not one for toilet humor but c'mon guys. 010 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Yamamoto watching Freeman's hit fly over the Dodgers' center field wall at 11:51pm. 000 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 25/10/2025Lisa: Finished adding relaxing 60s & 70s pop songs to the baby's nap playlist. Beatles, Peter Paul & Mary, Bob Dylan. Plus that famous Candle song I like. Jon: Candle in the Wind? Lisa: No. Candle on the Water. Jon: What the fuck is Candle on the Water? Lisa: What the fuck is Candle in the Wind? 230 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 19/10/2025*Philip J. Fry voice* you know that win wasn't as safe as they said it was. 010 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 18/10/2025The University of Virginia's rejection of the compact was too weak. It needed more of a "Spreche Meinen besten Dank aus." aura. 000 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 10/10/2025Quest Diagnostics in Los Angeles recently switched to fully AI automated, human-free customer service. Let's see how that's going. 021 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 09/10/2025My phone keeps autocorrecting 'happening' to 'Balenciaga', which means it thinks I'm living a widely different lifestyle than I truly am. 000 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 25/09/202580% of parenting is saying "please don't stick your hand in that" as they ignore you 000 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 29/08/2025tbh I'm kinda surprised no one's selling LOL TRUMP'S DEAD yard signs *now* just to get ahead of the rush. 020 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 31/07/2025I feel sorry for the poor 22 y/o marketing intern at @wshcommanders.bsky.social who I'm sure was assigned by his bosses to design subtly confederate flag themed alternates. 000 0
