Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Me: I am a responsible adult in my 40s, mature enough to raise two of my own children. Also me: 000 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I thought it was the soothing familiarity of nonstop grotesque horror. 100 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026When you hear chittering in a time and place that should have zero chitters. #AppalachianGothic 000 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Hey yo sorry we're too busy replacing writers, actors, directors, editors, and all the trade unions with terrible AI. 000 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Hey y'all check your spam email folders. I had just short of $200 sitting in there: newsroom.statefarm.com/state-farm-m...newsroom.statefarm.comState Farm® Mutual Begins Issuing Dividend PaymentsEspañolState Farm Mutual Automobile Insurance Company (State Farm Mutual) has begun issuing payments to qualifying auto customers as part of its one-time $5 billion cash-back dividend, the largest in ... 000 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I'm not built like the illegitimate offspring of a polar bear and an unexploded sea mine. 000 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I'm touched that my 1 year old saw a poster for Jack Reacher, pointed, and shouted DADA but oh honey... 101 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Why is There an Egg in the Bathtub?, And Other Queries of the Tired Parental Mind. 020 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Ma'am you need a license for that kind of tidderty. 010 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 29/07/2026The lion doesn't concern himself with the kitten, daddy. 000 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Hey Chase Bank why when I follow the link on this MAGA style garbage Instagram ad am I redirected to your Instagram page? nvm we all know why. 000 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 29/06/2026The Goleta Farmers' Market is straight up in the parking lot of a Home Depot. 😅 000 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I enjoyed Hoppers. Except for the core message: Liberals and Conservatives can through the power of friendship defeat their shared enemy: The Left, who totally are murderous Eco-Terrorists. 001 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Whenever I see someone unironically post this sentiment, I immediately understand they have no Latin or immigrant friends. 000 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 31/05/2026@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social city funded rage rooms #knicks 000 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I scanned the news this afternoon and not a single headline in the vein of GOONERS' DISAPPOINTING FINAL JUST COULDN'T FINISH IT OFF which is really a damning indictment of bland corporate media. 000 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Not-so-fun Fact: in 2005 their old dog tried to bite me. 000 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 06/05/2026I'll just say it: The Savannah Bananas are for people who find The Harlem Globetrotters "a little too ethnic." 010 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Trump: *cringy boomer shit* Leftist (russian bot): I hATe HOW fuNny HE is 000 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 31/03/2026agitated zoomer confederate reenactor: You're telling me there's a TRANS-Mississippi Army? 000 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Yes because I caught the cop on camera messing with my parking meter *and* I paid with a credit card, leaving a digital record. 000 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 27/02/2026I think they need their "gay best friend" model minority content. 100 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Keep in mind what I said about how Heated Rivalry is the Acceptable Form of Gay™. 100 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 27/02/2026wait is that a thing somewhere that's just a lazy saturday afternoon here 100 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Say it with me: "Oklahoma City Thunderbirds". Mark Cuban has the opportunity to do the funniest thing. #nfl #seahawks 000 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 14/02/2026The first time I played Portal, *none* of GladOs' dialog played. It was one of the scariest horror games I ever played. My friend Danny later was like, oh man, that game was so funny and I was just like ⁉️⁉️⁉️ 020 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 11/02/2026I always get a giggle when someone mentions a MENSA membership. "So... you paid someone to tell you that you are smart?" "Yes!" 😐 010 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 02/02/2026I just backed RiffTrax Makes MST3K! — Four NEW episodes in 2026! on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...kickstarter.comRiffTrax Makes MST3K! — Four NEW episodes in 2026!Mike, Kevin, and Bill are heading back to the Satellite of Love for Mystery Science Theater 3000: THE RIFFTRAX EXPERIMENTS! 010 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 01/02/2026"And a gram is basically meaningless outside science." 😏😏 100 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 01/02/2026I would take up metric in a heart beat if they gave Quarter Meters a decent name and used them as regularly as feet. Centimeters and Inches = useful Foot = useful Meters and Yards = useful Big jump between 1cm and 100cm! 220 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 30/01/2026A friend sent me an AI reaction video reacting to an AI video. 000 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 28/01/2026The final decision of one of the protagonists is about how necessary religion is on a personal vs societal level. 020 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Thirded. If anything it's a deeply RELIGION IS GOOD message. As spoiler free as possible: it's called Sinners because basically everyone (save the priest at the beginning & end) protagonists and antagonists are Sinners & *that* justifies both character decisions and divine judgment. That being said: 120 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 25/01/2026It was revealed in 2019 the NRA is essentially a Russian money laundering scheme and we all just memoryholed it. www.npr.org/2019/09/27/7...npr.orgNRA Was 'Foreign Asset' To Russia Ahead of 2016, New Senate Report RevealsEmails and interviews detail the extent to which the National Rifle Association helped two of Moscow's agents ahead of the election, Senate Finance Committee Democrats say. 110 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Me: "Hey elenloth, maybe you should stop stabbing yourself in the face with the machine that is mathematically tuned to stab yourself in the face." You:media.tenor.coma man with a beard is saying no in a blurry photoALT: a man with a beard is saying no in a blurry photo 110 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 06/01/2026*half joking* American society has made life itself feel like a grinding cut-scene that everyone is trying to skip. 000 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 28/12/2025Using wind-up toys to teach my toddler about pursuit predation. 010 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 19/12/2025STOCKING STIFFERS (error stands) FOR ALL MY FRIENDS 000 0
Jonathan Moore @archparagon.bsky.social · 18/12/2025@hownottodraw.bsky.social do you still have your screenshots from your Dr. Frank review? 1. Kotaku purged images 2. Archive.org didn't save 'em 3. Every few weeks, I lament not being able to use them as replies 4. Frankenstein is back in the pop culture sphere and I'm itching something bad, friend 100 0
