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Millennial dog mom in NYC; recovering paralegal 💕 Nature, books, gaming, crafting, culinary arts, high fantasy

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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
None of these assholes studied law in any capacity and it shows.
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What a great way to distinguish which candidates are listening to the voters and which ones are listening to the moron consultants that helped get us into this mess in the first place.
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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
NOT TO BE CONTROVERSIAL, but are we boycotting the Patriots and all shows at Gillette Stadium as hard as we are boycotting Ed Sheeran??? Because Robert Kraft deserves the heat about 100x as much, even if Ed is being a little dick bitch for letting him dictate things.
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Today’s moment of zen: discovering not one, not two, but THREE turtles in the park this morning 😍
Three turtles, along with some ducks, hanging out on the little patch of land that emerges during low tide at the Inwood Hill Park inlet.
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Archer: Stop. My penis can only get so erect.
ALT: Archer: Stop. My penis can only get so erect.
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Kevin and the Zits will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
A scene from The Office with Kevin, Andy and Darryl where they play in a band in the warehouse.
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is why we need to compost the rich; rather than feeding ourselves, we feed what will nourish us all (like dirty commies 🥰)
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Looks like Ed Sheeran’s bad choices lead to acts gone without a trace.
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Nice.
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Happy “first few weeks of September where my boyfriend will inevitably find increasingly more pumpkins in the apartment every other day or so” season.
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redpancho @redpancho.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Laura Ingraham in her home office: “Computah, make these socialists supah gay and horny :3”
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The joys of dog fostering 🥰 (moments before this photo, they were hosting their own version of Wrestlemania) #DogsofBluesky
Jilly, a white husky mix, and Sombra, a black lab mix, lay next to each other on a bed while smiling at the camera.
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
@mapquest.com
Meme: “friendship ended with Apple/Google Maps now Mapquest is my best friend”
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Public service announcement: Go download @mapquest.com
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Idk who needs to hear this but Mapquest lets you be a wizard or unicorn instead of a boring blue dot. They also didn’t cave to fascism and understand that an executive order does not override a treaty signed in a time before a certain gaudy family even arrived on these shores 🙂
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hello, Mapquest. Welcome to my phone.
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Tis the season 🥰
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Halloween Pumpkin Head Dance
ALT: Halloween Pumpkin Head Dance
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Being a dog foster is incredibly rewarding, and worth it for this picture alone. #DogsofBluesky #FosterDogs
Jilly, a white/cream husky mix foster, giving a very derpy face while getting head scritches
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Sorry, I guess I’m still of the antiquated opinion that we don’t work with Nazis.
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
If they made a character like this in Game of Thrones, their head would be on a spike by the end of the episode due to their lack of political savvy. Yeah, take that private meeting with Littlefinger. Definitely not a trap to get the gossip rags running wild.
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Fields of Mistria anime when? I would watch the shit out of that 😍
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Damn, maybe I should write that novel…
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Certainly feels like a good day to remind everyone that Shrek is older than ICE.
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
How it feels when I’m making scrambled egg to top the bougie kibble I buy because a certain foster dog is being a picky eater:
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Rugrats Stu Pickles: Lost Control of My Life
ALT: Rugrats Stu Pickles: Lost Control of My Life
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Now that I’ve learned how to make hibiscus lemonade, I can’t stop making hibiscus lemonade. Send help.
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Don’t worry, she got a belly rub. #DogsofBluesky #FosterDogs
Jill, a white/cream husky mix, lays on the floor of the foyer with her leg raised to expose her belly for some pets.
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
If you aren’t buffing every lower level player in @everquestlegends.bsky.social as you travel, what kind of monster are you?
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Everyone needs a joyous way to start the morning
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The year is 2004; we’re at war in the Middle East and I’m listening to Rammstein while playing EverQuest. The year is 2026; we’re at war in the Middle East and I’m listening to Rammstein while playing EverQuest.
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Yet another reason I love my city 😍
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
A cautionary tale of what happens when fathers don’t hug their daughters enough so they seek love and validation from old demented perverts.
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture. (Spoiler alert: they’re the same picture) #DogsofBluesky
Sombra, a black lab mix, and Jilly, a white/cream husky mix, lay together on the floor of my apartment.A black and white Halfmoon cookie.
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
TIL this is how you annex territory in 2026, apparently?
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Michael Scott Declares Bankruptcy in The Office
ALT: Michael Scott Declares Bankruptcy in The Office
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
That’s certainly one way to cope with the fact the House Minority Leader is going on air to publicly oppose abolishing ICE or Medicare for All. Ya know, policies that are gaining popularity and motivating voters to participate in a system they feel for too long has left them out to dry.
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
In a near distant future instead of Call of Duty cosplayers mowing down civilians, we’re getting the Steel Watch from BG3.
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
So I made a big life decision this week: I’m now a dog foster! Meet Jill, or as I’ve been calling her Jilly Bean or Jilly Billy. A sweet and beautiful 4 y/o Husky mix. Could win Eurovision with the song of her people, but she’s kind enough to be reserved about it.
Meet Jill, a cream colored Husky mix lounging in the grass at the park. Her tongue is lolling out of her face like she doesn’t even care.
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Translation: the economy is doing well for rich people. The plebs can fuck right off.
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Idk man, I took this photo in my small upstate NY hometown a few weeks ago. Sounds like even they aren’t hot on the idea.
A hand drawn sign on an electrical pole that reads “GOP Gang of Pedophiles”
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
NGL, my mental health has been hanging together for the last week or so partly due to the campaigning of this Recyclon. C’mon Clacton, do the most British humour thing ever (I used your spelling you have to do it now).
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I’ve been creating maps as a way to practice watercolors and inking. This is the first one with paint; it’s not finished but I’m pretty proud of it so far 🥰
WIP fantasy map, watercolor/ink
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
My new goal is to recreate the aguachile we had today in Greenport.
A dish of shrimp and sliced peaches served with a spicy peach sauce (immaculate, no notes)Two dozen oysters after a long car ride, worth it.
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I can’t even be mad at her for ripping a massive hole in my bedsheet. #DogsofBluesky
A black lab mix with fuzzy ears lays in the grass with her tongue lolling out of her smile.
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
So we’re using “creative and unconventional” to skirt around saying “cruel and unusual” now?
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I come home from being upstate for over a month, and ICE is pepper spraying people in my neighborhood? Aw hell no. Fuck ICE - Inwood is watching.
ICE Out protest at Inwood Hill Park, across the street from where a woman was pepper sprayed for recording ICE.
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Short people problem: not being able to open the garage door fully because otherwise you would not be able to close it before going inside.
A shot from inside my dad’s garage, opened 2/3rds of the way because I am a smol.
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
All I know is, I need Brad Lander to excel further into politics so that Tim Robinson gets to play him on SNL.
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Decision Desk HQ @decisiondeskhq.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Decision Desk HQ projects Darializa Chevalier wins the NY US House 13 Democratic Primary #DecisionMade: 9:49 PM EDT
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Haters_gonna_hate (Princess Kim K) @princesskim.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Mango Lassie - another PUPPY - will be euthanized #nycacc if u all don’t start reposting him 2get him seen! NY NJ NH NE CT DE DC MD ME PA VA VT RI- expenses covered- message me! Urgent 🚨 #puppy #dogsky #dogsofbluesky #petsofbluesky
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Haters_gonna_hate (Princess Kim K) @princesskim.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Shango here and ny ear powers resolution is for #nycacc to stop killing dogs! My family doesn’t have a home but when I did I was good with kids, dogs, cats- NY NJ NH NE CT DE DC MD ME PA VA VT RI - free 2 #foster me! I’m a good boy! Pls repost! Urgent 🚨 #dogsky #dogsofbluesky
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