Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 18/09/2026None of these assholes studied law in any capacity and it shows. 001
Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 17/09/2026What a great way to distinguish which candidates are listening to the voters and which ones are listening to the moron consultants that helped get us into this mess in the first place. 000
Reposted by Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻♀️✨The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 17/09/2026NOT TO BE CONTROVERSIAL, but are we boycotting the Patriots and all shows at Gillette Stadium as hard as we are boycotting Ed Sheeran??? Because Robert Kraft deserves the heat about 100x as much, even if Ed is being a little dick bitch for letting him dictate things. 35869681432
Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Today’s moment of zen: discovering not one, not two, but THREE turtles in the park this morning 😍 011
Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 17/09/2026static.klipy.comArcher: Stop. My penis can only get so erect.ALT: Archer: Stop. My penis can only get so erect. 010
Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Kevin and the Zits will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran. 010
Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 15/09/2026This is why we need to compost the rich; rather than feeding ourselves, we feed what will nourish us all (like dirty commies 🥰) 000
Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Looks like Ed Sheeran’s bad choices lead to acts gone without a trace. 000
Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Every time a comment is made about how many decorative pumpkins there are, three more will appear the following day. 000
Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Happy “first few weeks of September where my boyfriend will inevitably find increasingly more pumpkins in the apartment every other day or so” season. 000
Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I will personally bring my dog to bless the gilded monstrosity with her excrement 👍 020
Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Laura Ingraham in her home office: “Computah, make these socialists supah gay and horny :3” 000
Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Quick, someone find Laura Ingraham’s AO3 account. Look for the multitude of works about a right wing propagandist getting ravaged by the bodice ripping socialists. 1122
Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 03/09/2026The joys of dog fostering 🥰 (moments before this photo, they were hosting their own version of Wrestlemania) #DogsofBluesky 061
Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Public service announcement: Go download @mapquest.com 000
Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Idk who needs to hear this but Mapquest lets you be a wizard or unicorn instead of a boring blue dot. They also didn’t cave to fascism and understand that an executive order does not override a treaty signed in a time before a certain gaudy family even arrived on these shores 🙂 010
Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Hello, Mapquest. Welcome to my phone. 010
Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Tis the season 🥰static.klipy.comHalloween Pumpkin Head DanceALT: Halloween Pumpkin Head Dance 000
Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Being a dog foster is incredibly rewarding, and worth it for this picture alone. #DogsofBluesky #FosterDogs 061
Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Inject nyan cat directly into my veins 030
Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Their mutual sugar daddies have assured them they will be spared, perhaps? 000
Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Sorry, I guess I’m still of the antiquated opinion that we don’t work with Nazis. 000
Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 31/08/2026If they made a character like this in Game of Thrones, their head would be on a spike by the end of the episode due to their lack of political savvy. Yeah, take that private meeting with Littlefinger. Definitely not a trap to get the gossip rags running wild. 010
Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Just a fair warning, a lot of people are going to piss in that lake. It’ll be worse than a public swimming pool. 010
Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Fields of Mistria anime when? I would watch the shit out of that 😍 000
Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Damn, maybe I should write that novel… 000
Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Certainly feels like a good day to remind everyone that Shrek is older than ICE. 000
Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 23/08/2026How it feels when I’m making scrambled egg to top the bougie kibble I buy because a certain foster dog is being a picky eater:static.klipy.comRugrats Stu Pickles: Lost Control of My LifeALT: Rugrats Stu Pickles: Lost Control of My Life 020
Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I haven’t tried this yet, but next time I’m adding lemon peel to the steeping syrup! 100
Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 22/08/20265 Hibiscus tea bags (or loose equivalent) 3-4 lemons (to get a half cup of juice) 1/2 cup sugar Boil the sugar with 2 cups water to dissolve, then steep the tea bags. Add this syrup and the lemon juice to a standard size pitcher and top with water. Enjoy! 😊 100
Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Ny’alotha Farmers Market blueberries are the only ones I’ll trust 👍 010
Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Now that I’ve learned how to make hibiscus lemonade, I can’t stop making hibiscus lemonade. Send help. 110
Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Don’t worry, she got a belly rub. #DogsofBluesky #FosterDogs 050
Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 21/08/2026We had a downed tree in front of our building in Inwood, and within an hour and a half of reporting it was being handled. NYC is getting shit done 💪 0101
Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 20/08/2026If you aren’t buffing every lower level player in @everquestlegends.bsky.social as you travel, what kind of monster are you? 000
Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Everyone needs a joyous way to start the morning 000
Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 20/08/2026My good sir, you are a gentleman and a scholar. Thank you for being your awesome self ❤️ 000
Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 20/08/2026The year is 2004; we’re at war in the Middle East and I’m listening to Rammstein while playing EverQuest. The year is 2026; we’re at war in the Middle East and I’m listening to Rammstein while playing EverQuest. 020
Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Idk why anyone would want vagina egg tapas, but who am I to judge 🤷♀️ 000
Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Should look a little something like this:static.klipy.comOld BallsALT: Old Balls 000
Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Cool, so can we just tax these babies and move on? 030
Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 19/08/2026A cautionary tale of what happens when fathers don’t hug their daughters enough so they seek love and validation from old demented perverts. 010