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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨

@archoness.bsky.social
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Millennial dog mom in NYC; recovering paralegal 💕 Nature, books, gaming, crafting, culinary arts, high fantasy

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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Spider-Man villains meme which reads “me and the boys waiting for our pizza rolls”
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
go go good team 🎉
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
None of these assholes studied law in any capacity and it shows.
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What a great way to distinguish which candidates are listening to the voters and which ones are listening to the moron consultants that helped get us into this mess in the first place.
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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
NOT TO BE CONTROVERSIAL, but are we boycotting the Patriots and all shows at Gillette Stadium as hard as we are boycotting Ed Sheeran??? Because Robert Kraft deserves the heat about 100x as much, even if Ed is being a little dick bitch for letting him dictate things.
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Today’s moment of zen: discovering not one, not two, but THREE turtles in the park this morning 😍
Three turtles, along with some ducks, hanging out on the little patch of land that emerges during low tide at the Inwood Hill Park inlet.
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Archer: Stop. My penis can only get so erect.
ALT: Archer: Stop. My penis can only get so erect.
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You’ll always get love in NYC ❤️
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Kevin and the Zits will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
A scene from The Office with Kevin, Andy and Darryl where they play in a band in the warehouse.
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is why we need to compost the rich; rather than feeding ourselves, we feed what will nourish us all (like dirty commies 🥰)
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Looks like Ed Sheeran’s bad choices lead to acts gone without a trace.
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Nice.
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Every time a comment is made about how many decorative pumpkins there are, three more will appear the following day.
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Happy “first few weeks of September where my boyfriend will inevitably find increasingly more pumpkins in the apartment every other day or so” season.
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redpancho @redpancho.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I will personally bring my dog to bless the gilded monstrosity with her excrement 👍
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Laura Ingraham in her home office: “Computah, make these socialists supah gay and horny :3”
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Quick, someone find Laura Ingraham’s AO3 account. Look for the multitude of works about a right wing propagandist getting ravaged by the bodice ripping socialists.
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The joys of dog fostering 🥰 (moments before this photo, they were hosting their own version of Wrestlemania) #DogsofBluesky
Jilly, a white husky mix, and Sombra, a black lab mix, lay next to each other on a bed while smiling at the camera.
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
@mapquest.com
Meme: “friendship ended with Apple/Google Maps now Mapquest is my best friend”
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Public service announcement: Go download @mapquest.com
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Idk who needs to hear this but Mapquest lets you be a wizard or unicorn instead of a boring blue dot. They also didn’t cave to fascism and understand that an executive order does not override a treaty signed in a time before a certain gaudy family even arrived on these shores 🙂
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hello, Mapquest. Welcome to my phone.
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Tis the season 🥰
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Halloween Pumpkin Head Dance
ALT: Halloween Pumpkin Head Dance
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Being a dog foster is incredibly rewarding, and worth it for this picture alone. #DogsofBluesky #FosterDogs
Jilly, a white/cream husky mix foster, giving a very derpy face while getting head scritches
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Inject nyan cat directly into my veins
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Their mutual sugar daddies have assured them they will be spared, perhaps?
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Sorry, I guess I’m still of the antiquated opinion that we don’t work with Nazis.
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
If they made a character like this in Game of Thrones, their head would be on a spike by the end of the episode due to their lack of political savvy. Yeah, take that private meeting with Littlefinger. Definitely not a trap to get the gossip rags running wild.
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Congratulations!! 🎉🎊
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Just a fair warning, a lot of people are going to piss in that lake. It’ll be worse than a public swimming pool.
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Fields of Mistria anime when? I would watch the shit out of that 😍
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Damn, maybe I should write that novel…
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Certainly feels like a good day to remind everyone that Shrek is older than ICE.
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
How it feels when I’m making scrambled egg to top the bougie kibble I buy because a certain foster dog is being a picky eater:
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Rugrats Stu Pickles: Lost Control of My Life
ALT: Rugrats Stu Pickles: Lost Control of My Life
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I haven’t tried this yet, but next time I’m adding lemon peel to the steeping syrup!
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
5 Hibiscus tea bags (or loose equivalent) 3-4 lemons (to get a half cup of juice) 1/2 cup sugar Boil the sugar with 2 cups water to dissolve, then steep the tea bags. Add this syrup and the lemon juice to a standard size pitcher and top with water. Enjoy! 😊
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Ny’alotha Farmers Market blueberries are the only ones I’ll trust 👍
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Now that I’ve learned how to make hibiscus lemonade, I can’t stop making hibiscus lemonade. Send help.
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Don’t worry, she got a belly rub. #DogsofBluesky #FosterDogs
Jill, a white/cream husky mix, lays on the floor of the foyer with her leg raised to expose her belly for some pets.
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
We had a downed tree in front of our building in Inwood, and within an hour and a half of reporting it was being handled. NYC is getting shit done 💪
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
If you aren’t buffing every lower level player in @everquestlegends.bsky.social as you travel, what kind of monster are you?
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Everyone needs a joyous way to start the morning
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
My good sir, you are a gentleman and a scholar. Thank you for being your awesome self ❤️
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The year is 2004; we’re at war in the Middle East and I’m listening to Rammstein while playing EverQuest. The year is 2026; we’re at war in the Middle East and I’m listening to Rammstein while playing EverQuest.
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Idk why anyone would want vagina egg tapas, but who am I to judge 🤷‍♀️
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Should look a little something like this:
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Old Balls
ALT: Old Balls
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Yet another reason I love my city 😍
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Cool, so can we just tax these babies and move on?
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Virginia in ElfSim 🧝🏻‍♀️✨ @archoness.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
A cautionary tale of what happens when fathers don’t hug their daughters enough so they seek love and validation from old demented perverts.
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