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@archietecht.element2.net
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... and 3D printed busts of Walter White. There's no such thing as 'English muffins'. I do not engage with people who post "well, acktewelly" replies. save your breath. 0 votes. I instablock AI slop and engagement farmers.

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Boxes and Lines @archietecht.element2.net · 5m
Well they got that wrong then. Aren't humans suppose to taste like bacon, not prawn?
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Boxes and Lines @archietecht.element2.net · 9h
Yeah, I should probably take the padlock off the door at some point and let her out.
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Boxes and Lines @archietecht.element2.net · 11h
My wife was in another room, so I messaged her the link to this and I could hear her laughing from three rooms away.
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Boxes and Lines @archietecht.element2.net · 11h
Don't tell Elon!
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Boxes and Lines @archietecht.element2.net · 11h
It is also much easier to re-read a section if it didn't quite make sense in the first place, or skip irrelevant bits. Just move your eyes up or down a bit. No messing with rewind. No, too far. Skip to...oh I have to rewatch the damn 60s unskippable advert...rage quit the tab, never go back.
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Boxes and Lines @archietecht.element2.net · 22h
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The Good Life Wink
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Boxes and Lines @archietecht.element2.net · 07/10/2026
No, but I'm going to be Worf every time from now on
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Worf Assimilate This
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Met Office - weather and climate @metoffice.gov.uk · 06/10/2026
Today is the 117th consecutive day somewhere in the UK has recorded a temperature of 20°C or higher. The 11th of June was the last time we didn't reach this threshold. Fresher air comes in on Wednesday allowing temperatures to fall, and likely to stay just below 20°C.
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Boxes and Lines @archietecht.element2.net · 07/10/2026
Makes me almost glad I don't have a cat any more. (I'm not glad about it at all, and this enrages me).
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Boxes and Lines @archietecht.element2.net · 07/10/2026
Cherries are great but so variable as the are susceptible to late frosts. Some years, mine has produced buckets, others, nothing.
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Boxes and Lines @archietecht.element2.net · 07/10/2026
LOL. It says right there in my profile I block engagement farmers and yet they give me follows. Clearly they can't read. Or rather, their bots can't.
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Boxes and Lines @archietecht.element2.net · 07/10/2026
Why am I seemingly the only one who thinks this video is sus. She's not acting surprised, the carpet and underlay looks almost brand new, and the tiled floor is already visible in places. Not denying how nice the tiled floor is (and how yuck the carpet) but... I don't get this at all. 🤷‍♂️
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London & Southeast🔅 @thesnowdreamer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Today’s high temps the 24.2C at Heathrow is +6.7C above recent 30-year average for October 5th. The July average max is 23.9C!
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Boxes and Lines @archietecht.element2.net · 06/10/2026
I mean it most sincerely when I say this. Fuck off.
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Boxes and Lines @archietecht.element2.net · 05/10/2026
Wandon Park?
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Boxes and Lines @archietecht.element2.net · 05/10/2026
Not saying this doesn't happen but I can't recall the last time I saw a window cleaner using a ladder. They all stand on the ground these days waving their huge poles up at the top floor.
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Boxes and Lines @archietecht.element2.net · 04/10/2026
All mushrooms are edible. Some, only once.
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Boxes and Lines @archietecht.element2.net · 04/10/2026
From orbit? I'll get me coat...
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Boxes and Lines @archietecht.element2.net · 04/10/2026
Frank did say "regrets, I've had a few"... ... He didn't go into details on that, however, so you may have a point.
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Boxes and Lines @archietecht.element2.net · 02/10/2026
Join the Eurozone and Schengen? Bring it on!
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Boxes and Lines @archietecht.element2.net · 02/10/2026
If you like pumpenickels, and getting caught in the rain...
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Boxes and Lines @archietecht.element2.net · 02/10/2026
No one tell them the price of the 16GB Pi5
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Boxes and Lines @archietecht.element2.net · 02/10/2026
I get up when I want except on Brexit Day when I get rudely awakened by the dustmen.
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Boxes and Lines @archietecht.element2.net · 01/10/2026
On a good day, you could also pick up Central.
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Boxes and Lines @archietecht.element2.net · 01/10/2026
Don't make me get the klaxon out. I only just put it away.
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Boxes and Lines @archietecht.element2.net · 01/10/2026
Maybe he means 'mid' Atlantic, in that we're just 'not very good'? 🤣
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Boxes and Lines @archietecht.element2.net · 01/10/2026
A pox on both your flats (its the same flat).
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Boxes and Lines @archietecht.element2.net · 30/09/2026
Pro tip: always hoover up the cake crumbs.
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Boxes and Lines @archietecht.element2.net · 29/09/2026
Copilot, please summarise this fess for me.
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Boxes and Lines @archietecht.element2.net · 29/09/2026
To nbe fair, there were other clues. Like a little sign by the side of the road, about 15 miles away.
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Boxes and Lines @archietecht.element2.net · 29/09/2026
Nothing's changed since the Beatles wrote about it, then.
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Boxes and Lines @archietecht.element2.net · 29/09/2026
I mean, just look at those houses in the accompanying picture. Those don't look like new builds to me.
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Boxes and Lines @archietecht.element2.net · 29/09/2026
Its worse. Because of thoughtless development, this isn't just a "new homes built on floodplains" thing. New developments put even previously safe properties at increased risk. People turning former gardens into impermeable parking areas adds to stormwater runoff and water companies don't invest!
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Boxes and Lines @archietecht.element2.net · 28/09/2026
I think @dieworkwear.bsky.social needs to see the guy in the light gray suit and inform us all about this.
That guy, with two guys standing behind his chair.  One in a dark suit on the right of the frame, on on the left in a gray suit.  The light gray suit seems to be trying to escape the room by levitation effects.  If we could only harness this energy, we could power the planet for millenia.
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Boxes and Lines @archietecht.element2.net · 28/09/2026
American hamburgers. Made with American ham. By American Americasomethings. With extra American.
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Boxes and Lines @archietecht.element2.net · 28/09/2026
"Earth's Quantum Field"? Just outside Chepstow, is it?
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Boxes and Lines @archietecht.element2.net · 28/09/2026
This read as an argument for better requirements specification, not a reason any rules should change. I'm not disagreeing that procurement doesn't need reform but that social value isn't a primary cause like the article made it out to be.
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Boxes and Lines @archietecht.element2.net · 28/09/2026
Green, party candidate.
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Boxes and Lines @archietecht.element2.net · 27/09/2026
With their latest song, Cistern Cake Panic
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Boxes and Lines @archietecht.element2.net · 26/09/2026
Only if you also carry a fresh bottle of diet coke in a shoulder holster.
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Boxes and Lines @archietecht.element2.net · 25/09/2026
If a platform is paying a creator for posting content, it's not social media, it's publishing. This is not a difficult distinction.
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Boxes and Lines @archietecht.element2.net · 25/09/2026
You also have to have it with a soda you hate.
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Boxes and Lines @archietecht.element2.net · 25/09/2026
That's only available on Super Premium +
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Boxes and Lines @archietecht.element2.net · 25/09/2026
If I'm 'consuming housing services", and I'm going to get taxed for that, I want a tax rebate every time I re-decorate a room or trim the hedge.
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Boxes and Lines @archietecht.element2.net · 24/09/2026
Nice jobless alcohol ban you have there...shame if anything happened to it.
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Boxes and Lines @archietecht.element2.net · 24/09/2026
"15% income tax hike proposed"
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Boxes and Lines @archietecht.element2.net · 23/09/2026
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Rowan Atkinson's Pathetic Dismiss
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Boxes and Lines @archietecht.element2.net · 22/09/2026
That sounds like it'll result in many, many amusing A&E stories...
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Boxes and Lines @archietecht.element2.net · 22/09/2026
All you can do is put your trousers on, have a cup of tea and think about leavin' the 'ouse.
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Boxes and Lines @archietecht.element2.net · 21/09/2026
No representation without taxation!
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