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@archflaye.wetdry.world
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have never had a single thought in my life computers, shitposting, vidya games, and absolutely zero braincells found here [bridged from wetdry.world/@archflaye on the fediverse by fed.brid.gy ]

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archflaye @archflaye.wetdry.world · 3h
there's never been a better time to get into the trades than now. for example they just opened up a very promising new mine on hoxxes iv
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archflaye @archflaye.wetdry.world · 03/10/2026
green is good. have a boner
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atapi ('s boobs hurt) ♥️🌸 @sterophonick.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
two of my fucking classes tomorrow are cancelled bruh
rage comic about mac users only having one mouse button and therefore cannot play portal 2
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archflaye @archflaye.wetdry.world · 26/09/2026
two in the printf, one in the valgrind
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four* @4caddit.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
White folks when theres jackbox at the get together
duckduckgo mascot dressed as ralsei
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Niko @meowing.zip · 09/09/2026
NO FUCKING WAY??? WHAT store.steampowered.com/app/4929233/Super_Mario_Titans nintendo accidentally just fucking leaked the steam page early????? i don't think they noticed???????? uuuuuuhhh
store.steampowered.com
Super Mario Titans on Steam
Description TBD
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Userboxes @userboxes.stefanbohacek.online.ap.brid.gy · 16/08/2026
#wikipedia
This user doesn't own a cow (or any other type of bird).
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archflaye @archflaye.wetdry.world · 18/07/2026
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archflaye @archflaye.wetdry.world · 15/07/2026
depicting myself as the saturnchad and you as his devoured sonjak
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archflaye @archflaye.wetdry.world · 13/07/2026
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Essem :skeeter: @apub.essem.space · 03/07/2026
shoutouts to whoever drew this bunny on one of the classic macs at this computer museum
A photo of a Macintosh Plus running MacPaint. There is a black-and-white sketch of a rabbit with big eyes and a bow, with text alongside it in the system font saying "bnuyy :)".
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archflaye @archflaye.wetdry.world · 20/06/2026
the personal calendar feature on steam is actually crazy. where else am i gonna be able to learn about games like Jeffrey Eggstein store.steampowered.com/app/4775410/…
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Jeffrey Eggstein on Steam
Big E’s back in action! Working the farm over Summer is never easy - but everyone knows you’re the best. Do your utmost to keep the product moving, the customers happy and the law at bay, and everything’ll turn out great!
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four* @4caddit.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 20/06/2026
Unbelievable! 😲😱
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Madz 🦈📡 @madz258.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 16/06/2026
Lebron's drawing of Bart simpson
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archflaye @archflaye.wetdry.world · 10/06/2026
"Toby Fox" on Steam saying "fuuuuck dude i made a typo. chapter 5 releases 2027. im so fucked. I'm so fucked man."
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archflaye @archflaye.wetdry.world · 07/06/2026
how it feels to eat a really big pretzel rod
Guy from r/cigars holding a smoking cigar in his hand looking with emotion into the distance.
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archflaye @archflaye.wetdry.world · 30/05/2026
fedi
You're stuck on a 10 hour flight. Where are you sitting? Option 1 is a typical looking guy labeled "hungry guy". Option 2 is approximately 12 snarling wolves labeled "pack of wolves who really likes to talk about linux".
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archflaye @archflaye.wetdry.world · 27/05/2026
Picture of a guy eating lettuce in the shower with the lights off captioned "Eating lettuce in the shower with the lights off to experience what it's like to be a gorilla in a tropical storm."
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atapi ('s boobs hurt) ♥️🌸 @sterophonick.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 26/05/2026
as dictator of the world i declare that giving your child an ipad is illegal and instead you give them a desktop that has good kids games like PBS kids shit or Humongous Entertainment games in scummvm
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four* @4caddit.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 13/05/2026
Built this while trippin.. No idea what it does. Not trying it either..
Valve’s first-gen Steam Controller prototypes. The one on the left is held together by duct tape, and the one on the right features a red trackball.
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archflaye @archflaye.wetdry.world · 30/04/2026
best not catch you talkin shit about EA Playground (2007) for the Nintendo Wii
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archflaye @archflaye.wetdry.world · 29/04/2026
editing charlie kirk's face to be really small: classicism editing charlie kirk's face to replace somebody else's: modernism editing charlie kirk's face to both be really small AND replace somebody else's: postmodernism
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archflaye @archflaye.wetdry.world · 29/03/2026
depicting you as the entering steamvr jak
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archflaye @archflaye.wetdry.world · 21/03/2026
transported to Waffle House world FEMA Office of Response and Recovery: come here boy Gregg Phillips: 🏃‍♂️ 🏃‍♂️ 🏃‍♂️
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four* @4caddit.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 14/03/2026
Wow! 😲😱
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memes 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @memes.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 07/03/2026
But it gets better: In the Chinese CS community, fans and casters love to call players "chip engineers" when they get only 1 kill and mutiple deaths. It works like this: a 1-7 scoreline equals an "Intel i7." If a player is currently 0-7, they are "developing the i7." Once he get a kill and hit 1-7, the "i7 is successfully developed, and developing on the i8 begins." If he get another kill and hit 2-7, then i8 is failed to develop. 

Because flameZ went 1-18, the Chinese CS community officially crowned him Intel's Chief R&D Engineer(英特尔首席研发工程师) for successfully developing the unprecedented "i18" processor.
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archflaye @archflaye.wetdry.world · 04/03/2026
i choose to believe that benjammins is personally responsible for the shutdown of the tenor api
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archflaye @archflaye.wetdry.world · 15/02/2026
what _was_ that diddy blud doing on the calculator anyways?
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Essem :skeeter: @apub.essem.space · 18/01/2026
A screenshot of a post with the caption "It's only been 18 days and we have 4 great memes already". The attached images are a screenshot of the infamous Logan Paul forest video, a VRChat screenshot with 2 Ugandan Knuckles skins, a screenshot of the scene in the three bears cartoon where one of the characters says "somebody touch-a my spaghet", and a Tide Pod.
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archflaye @archflaye.wetdry.world · 17/01/2026
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archflaye @archflaye.wetdry.world · 25/12/2025
candyland.fandom.com/wiki/Candy_Lan…
candyland.fandom.com
Candy Land Universe
There is little directly known about the cosmology of the Candy Land Universe. Candy Land as an entity has had numerous incarnations since its debut in 1949, many of which do not seem to have a consistent prevailing logic. This has lead to a number of conflicting theories. This is the belief that all Candy Land stories belongs to a singular cohesive over-arching narrative, featuring consistent characters/settings over time. Any differences between versions could in theory be explained by unknown
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archflaye @archflaye.wetdry.world · 21/12/2025
ancient vampires when they suck the blood of a modern human and discover that their bodies are now also irreversibly filled with microplastics
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four* @4caddit.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 14/12/2025
There's no Longle in donglerongle

StoogalooganQ2: Yurt
Turt Fingle: Okay, you cangled me, wongle do you nongle?
StoogalooganQ2: So
I just wongle to make songle
Are churt fingle donglerongle like songle, nongle, ralongle, alphongle, and undongle longle/biongle? I heard the rongle, so i want to mongle songle
Turt Fingle: No i dongle purt any Longle songle in the gurt to no ofingle anyurt. But i also dongle any anti Longle songle I am nongle aburt these tongle.
StoogalooganQ2: Oke
Thongle
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archflaye @archflaye.wetdry.world · 29/11/2025
A picture of a guy on a couch aggressively drinking beer and pressing a button on a remote.The Wii Donut homebrew program.
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archflaye @archflaye.wetdry.world · 16/11/2025
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archflaye @archflaye.wetdry.world · 31/10/2025
why do powerscaling people always want to do dragon ball or one piece or some shit when you have badass real life matchups RIGHT THERE like squirrel vs. middle aged bald guy with weak hand eye coordination
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
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archflaye @archflaye.wetdry.world · 18/10/2025
discord orb quests really are a great glimpse into the dystopian future of right now sometimes
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archflaye @archflaye.wetdry.world · 28/09/2025
pc ports of ps4-era games try to include button prompts for any controllers besides xbox 360 challenge (impossible)
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Gabe Newell @gabenewellvalve.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2025
Tim Sweeney bathtub
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Essem :skeeter: @apub.essem.space · 21/09/2025
he's dead. they killed him
A screenshot of the Undertale 10th Anniversary stream. There is a white paper cup colored to look like Spamton's face laying on its side, with two live-action Spamtons with a disappointed expression superimposed with partial transparency onscreen.
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archflaye @archflaye.wetdry.world · 20/09/2025
"hey john coltrane which deltarune secret boss is your favorite" "youtu.be/_Fz_ZgweERo?si=m6K9r0v-8y-…"
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archflaye @archflaye.wetdry.world · 15/09/2025
automata be like "i got that cog in me"
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archflaye @archflaye.wetdry.world · 08/09/2025
Picture of Adam Smith and Karl Marx captioned "'Are you gonna buy PEAK? It's 8 dollars and its fun with friends.' - Adam Smith, in a letter to Karl Marx. Marx never replied."
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archflaye @archflaye.wetdry.world · 12/08/2025
[uspol] saw this crashout and immediately knew what i had to do
Andrew Cuomo tweet edited to say "In case you forgot, I'm Andrew Cuomo, son of Mario. yahooooooo."
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gavi @gavi.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 10/08/2025
I love frutiger aero
An artistic image featuring a pair of white sneakers, with a fish perched on them. The fish is holding a cigarette. The background includes blue water and green leaves, creating a whimsical and surreal atmosphere.
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archflaye @archflaye.wetdry.world · 09/07/2025
man what the hell i just ordered some refurbished pronouns on ebay and they sent me a box full of "ho/hum" 😭
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four* @4caddit.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 02/07/2025
Photo of the PlayStation Store on a TV showing multiple $1.04USD games such as "The Jumping Brownie" and "The Jumping Falafel"

Caption: "ps5 has games yall u can jump as any food 💔"
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Essem :skeeter: @apub.essem.space · 29/06/2025
A picture of some people on a sidewalk wearing smiley masks holding up signs captioned "Bro what are they protesting 😭". The signs in question depict Weegee, King Harkinian, and the YouTube Poop logo.
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