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Andy Breeden

@archenlander.bsky.social
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Proud Illinoisan. Foreign language teacher. Down with the traitor; up with the star.

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Andy Breeden @archenlander.bsky.social · 20h
"In place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark, but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Treacherous as the sea! Stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love me, and despair!"
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Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
love da white sox let's go white sox
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Andy Breeden @archenlander.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yes, hello, I'll take one of those empty techbro buildings for my community theatre, please.
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Andy Breeden @archenlander.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Nearly" $100 is sending me.
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Andy Breeden @archenlander.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That fact that he suggests that school officials can put any kid on any medication shows how stupid he thinks his audience is. Or perhaps he is that stupid.
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Andy Breeden @archenlander.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Had to get one last game in.
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Andy Breeden @archenlander.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
She already earned my vote, but let's goooooo!
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Andy Breeden @archenlander.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I pay for insurance but still have trouble using it regularly, because it's still so expensive. Some of us aren't rich from years of being a daytime tv host.
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 21/09/2026
My father died of a heart attack at only 39 years old. I’ve always kept an eye on my health because of that history. Now, I’m walking every day and taking a GLP-1 so I can be around for my family. My health journey isn’t over, but sharing this might help others.
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Andy Breeden @archenlander.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
McConnell's state not only shames the Republican party, which it does, but also shames us as a country. That we would allow people like him and before that Feinstein, to be so central in our halls of power, working well beyond what their bodies and minds have decided they were able to is shameful.
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Andy Breeden @archenlander.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He'll tear down that center now. He doesn't care about anything but himself. The country suffers when we have a leader so impetuous and petulant.
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Andy Breeden @archenlander.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Jesus, I got so scared when I saw the pictures. Too many death notices in the last two weeks have me jumpy.
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Andy Breeden @archenlander.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Pedantic, I know, but it goes to show how ignorant the people in this administration are: it cannot be PANdemic while only happening in SOME school districts. AND it's not even happening! Anywhere!
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Andy Breeden @archenlander.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I guess Google forgot to tell their AI to also bend the knee.
A screenshot of the Oak Orchard Lighthouse on Google Maps. Gemini calls it a "park-like spot along Lake Ontario..."
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It's worth noting that this isn't a random number but a goal that would simply restore the court to an earlier norm in which there's one justice for each of the judicial circuits. We used to have nine, we now have thirteen. The people defending the current setup have the tougher case to make here.
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Andy Breeden @archenlander.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Wait. It's now SHAME, which is apt for him.
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Andy Breeden @archenlander.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
You want me to believe that the Great Lakes are now HAMES instead of HOMES? Fuck that.
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Andy Breeden @archenlander.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Lord of the Rings: Frodo's 'I Will Take It!'
ALT: Lord of the Rings: Frodo's 'I Will Take It!'
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Andy Breeden @archenlander.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
We've got to do a real reflection, purging, and reconstruction of our nation's soul. The constant spout of lies coming from officials wounds our national perception of truth and reality.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Sorry chatbot lovers but the waning of Boolean operators in most search functions on websites has made my life actively worse. You can't find anything, you can only have things suggested to you.
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Andy Breeden @archenlander.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Todd is a toad.
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Andy Breeden @archenlander.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
My husband killed Doughlly Parton in an unfortunate oven mishap, but I'm pleased to report that Doughseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamloaf is well on his way.
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Andy Breeden @archenlander.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Racism is trash ideology.
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Andy Breeden @archenlander.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Reconstruction 2.0 needs to succeed when all this is over.
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Andy Breeden @archenlander.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I'm becoming more and more convinced that anyone could run a winning campaign with just the question, "don't they have enough?" by playing this clip juxtaposed with the exorbitant lifestyles of our oligarchs. Just run it over and over and over with different clips of billionaires' riches.
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Andy Breeden @archenlander.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I remember learning in high school about the massive meth program the Nazis had. History doesn't repeat but it rhymes. The obsession of men to pump themselves with chemicals to attain the ultra-manly esthetic is just weird, overcompensating behavior.
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 04/08/2026
You could grow a spine and do your damn jobs.
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Andy Breeden @archenlander.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
If they retheme it after the dog, they'd never close.
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Andy Breeden @archenlander.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
A Guilded Age makes for a much better tv show than actually living through one. Literal gold guilding on everything, and not a drop of class anywhere. All while the people suffer.
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Andy Breeden @archenlander.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Maybe "military terror" isn't something to be boastful about. Does that not make you a "terrorist"?
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Andy Breeden @archenlander.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
7-0 on White Sox wins for games I've attended this year. If they want a championship, give this teacher some tickets.
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Andy Breeden @archenlander.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Work longer, be less healthy. Who could argue with that?
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 28/07/2026
We’ve got to stop denigrating who we were and recognize who we are today in Illinois.
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Andy Breeden @archenlander.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I do love that the AI mashed together his "superhero cape" with his long and ridiculous ties.
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Andy Breeden @archenlander.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Quick, someone tell the President he could save the midterms by getting the ERA ratified.
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Andy Breeden @archenlander.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
"I'm not, I say, I'm no-uh-not-uh not hard to find!"
Foghorn Leghorn, angry
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Andy Breeden @archenlander.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Well, did they commit war crimes, Senator? DID THEY COMMIT WAR CRIMES. SENATOR??
Cartoon of a goose angrily running after a man in a coat.
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Andy Breeden @archenlander.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I see the person in charge of your opinion pieces is also in charge of scheduling tweets. Too late and what no one asked for.
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Mikepole @michaeldrummey.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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Andy Breeden @archenlander.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Calling people deformed is dehumanizing and disgusting. A world where this man defines what is "normal" is truly grotesque.
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
hey, remember: don't eat anything and don't breathe
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Andy Breeden @archenlander.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
It's just a matter of time before every one of them, even the "levelheaded" ones, reveal the hatred in their hearts.
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Andy Breeden @archenlander.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Leftists aren't trying to "portray" anything. They're trying to "do."
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Andy Breeden @archenlander.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Welp. Time to revise the list.
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Are You Listening? @audnebula.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Just saw a random post on IG that basically said “I might be crazy, but I liked Barbie summer way more than diarrhea parasite summer.” Same gurl, same
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Andy Breeden @archenlander.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Dan Patrick is the gayest politician, right behind Lindsey Graham. How is this old queen criticizing ANYONE on their manliness?
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Andy Breeden @archenlander.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
It actually grieves me to see our building like this. A theme park corporation wouldn't even make it look this chintzy.
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Andy Breeden @archenlander.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
She couldn't even print out a piece of paper to contain her "most dangerous game" style racism. That's bad, even for AI.
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Andy Breeden @archenlander.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The only thing I hate as a gay man being sent to Hell, is that I'll have to be next to the likes of these people. "Bring the Gospel to their lands?" Those "lands" are actually IN the Bible, you absolute dunce.
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