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@archedeyebrow.bsky.social
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Sole survivor of a tragic botoxing overdose, The Arched Eyebrow is a well-meming citizen dedicated to fighting corruption, injustice, inequality, greed, disinformation & parlous media standards through the power of parody :)

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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 4h
Can the heady days of early romance be rekindled in later years? That's the question posed by my new original song - a song which my test audience uniformly disliked on first listen LOL. www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_LLA0ceSPs Or stream the audio here: release.landr.com/ampogee-a-month-of-sundays
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A Month of Sundays Music Video
YouTube video by Ampogee
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 17h
Anxiety about the QLD Govt's ability to stage an Olympic Games is rising after they botched the much-hyped reveal of the Games' logo. Despite a daily Dance of the 7 Veils teasing a piece of the logo daily, they accidentally posted a video of the FULL logo on YouTube this week. What a cock(atoo)-up!
An excerpt from the 2023 Games Logo Explainer in which the OP has replaced the revealed logo with the words "Insert Cock-up Here" (in order not to spoil what little surprise remains).
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Want to hear a funny-tragic story? I wrote this song about my spouse and me. I played it for her - without declaring its origins - and she said she hated it 🫤 I don't know whether she couldn't make out the lyrics (she's a bit hard of healing) or whether she could but had rejected the premise!
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A Mango Mussolini with an Appletini Appeaser. Albo is developing a tin ear to rival Tony Abbott. #AusPol
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Reserve Bank lives in a parallel universe. An RBA member confesses "There's no evidence of a wage-price spiral at present and recent data suggest one is unlikely"... while the RBA continues to foreshadow rate rises that put the onus for inflation control on WORKERS and their mortgages. (1/2)
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
AI companies want Australia's permission to train their AIs without licencing Australian artists' intellectual property. Our PM's mealy mouthed platitudes on the subject appear to lay the ground for him to appease the tech bro's demands and sanction their theft from Australian artists. (1/2)
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The utter wankiness of pre-match promo packages on Channel 9 has reached epic levels of comedy. The writers must piss themselves laughing finding new ways to make football matches sound like they rival the conclusion to The Odyssey. #nrl
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"You will be one with the Zuckerborg". His company Meta (owners of Facebook & Instagram) seized the band #Muse's Instagram account for its AI. Despite the band holding 13 US trademarks over its name, including Class 9 (software), first use 1993. 30 years & 2.7M followers stolen in an INSTAnt.
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Nothing like a low-level flyover to (checks notes) commemorate planes being flown into the Twin Towers. 😕
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The Prime Minister is right. Our ABC should ALSO have mentioned that the Prime Minster ALSO remains President of the Australian Parliament Sports Club, which is sponsored by lobby groups such as that of the gambling industry. #AusPol
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the Juice Media @thejuicemedia.com · 07/09/2026
Our latest Honest Government Ad is now also on YouTube. This extended version includes the insane story of California's forest offset program, which set aside 6M offset credits to compensate for a century of wildires for the next 100 years. And wildfires torched 11M offset credits in just 1 decade
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Honest Government Ad | Bulls*it™
YouTube video by thejuicemedia
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
As we have recently witnessed in the Middle East: a nation doesn't need to formally declare itself "in" a war to find itself targeted & attacked. Fact is: every Aus military facility that hosts or supplies US Forces is now considered a valid military target by countries opposed to the US. #AusPol
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The Sydney Morning Herald's James Massola is still simping for The Frydenburglar. Heaven help the national accounts if Josh ever gets his snout in the public trough again. #AusPol
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Fiona Katauskas @fionakatauskas.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
ICYMI- My #climate cartoon for @thepointau.bsky.social
Scene is a boardroom with a table of suited (mostly) men and women.
On the wall is a sign saying "Fossil Fuel Co" and underneath the boss is saying 'I know people are losing faith in politicians these days but the ones WE own have been terrific"
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The Supreme Court has ruled that the high-profile married man at the centre of a notorious “I’m not saying who it is even though everyone knows who it is” scandal cannot be named, so QLDers must continue to pretend to feign ignorance of who that man might be. #AusPol #parody #streisandeffect
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
An artist in the Reddit songwriters' forum just accused one of my original songs of being AI-generated. It's not. I personally recorded the song and created its video using footage licensed from a video library. So now I'm collateral damage in the #AIMusic backlash.😕 www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ewww...
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Ampogee - Heard It Said (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Ampogee
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
FFS Australia - WAKE UP! These opportunistic grievance farmers represent billionaires intent on strip mining Australia's national wealth - not you. #AusPol
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Shameful shilling from a Coalition putting profit for their sponsors ahead of the national interest. Both independent authorities Oz relies on - CSIRO & AEMO - found renewables+storage+grid will cost roughly half that of a nuclear-based approach per unit of delivered electricity. #AusPol
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Qantas's profits are down 19.7% this year. But fear not, the Board has awarded itself a massive PAY RISE of 17%! This is largely the same Board which enabled/rewarded Alan Joyce's pillage of the brand and approved 2-year pay FREEZES for working pilots, crews and engineers. Shameless. #AusPol
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Today I heard an AI-generated song on the radio. The composer had clearly made only a token effort. #AI
AI-generated image* of a prompt jockey inserting coins into a music-generating slot machine. 
* Yes, irony is dead!
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I wonder how Pauline Hanson's backers - from billionaires to bogans - feel about her spending their money on High Court challenges seeking, in effect, "the right to be racist"? #AusPol
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Conservative forces have been gaslighting up a storm today about "Labor's Trillion Dollar Debt". But here are the facts about who actually racked up how much of that debt. More important, the orange line shows the debt relative to the overall size of the economy. Feel welcome to share. #AusPol
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Jason Virgo, One Neuron's Member in the SA Parliament, says "the future is nuclear". Printing out a letter, photographing it, and posting the photo on social media is about as "futuristic" as the coal-powered, planet-destroying present he's trying to preserve for his mining masters. #AusPol
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Angus Taylor doesn't seem to understand the difference between GOALS and a PLAN. #AusPol
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Aussie jobs at Coles are going Down, Down... and Up, Up in India. #AusPol
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Frank Amari @frankamari.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Today's cartoon by Dennis Goris:
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
#BREAKING: Jillian Segal recommends adding 7th star to the Australian flag, and the National Anthem to be re-titled "ADVANCE Australisaelia". #AusPol #satire
Australian flag above Parliament House, in which Israel's flag has been replaced with that of the Union Jack.
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Trump has announced yet another peace deal. It must be Friday. I trust you all sold your oil futures again last night in anticipation of this totally expected piece of market manipulation. Remember to buy some more on Monday when it turns out there's no actual deal. Again.
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
New VIC Premier Ben Carroll says he's "not Daniel Andrews", but... #AusPol #VicPol
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Insanity! The RBA says it's considering raising interest rates AGAIN - despite ample evidence that inflation is being fuelled mostly by corporate price gouging and a war, and people are already doing it tough. Punishing mortagees more - doing nothing about the root causes - is just DUMB. #AusPol
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Only 2 minutes til the Emergency Alert System test! This is going to be the peak excitement in my day today!
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Gina Rinehart has boosted her bid to win Crikey's "Arsehat of the Year" Award for 2026. #AusPol
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Please don't get upset about exploitative pre-emptive petrol price hikes because they're "nowhere near record highs", says the organisation claiming to represent motorists. In other words, we're already being price-gouged - but not as badly as before. Gee, thanks #NRMA. Such a big "help". #AusPol
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
🎵 She's only making plans with Nigel She only wants the same as him She's only making plans with Nigel She just needs his helping hand And if old Gina says she's happy Then Pauline's happy Cookers are happy Fascists are happy in their world 🎵 (With apologies to XTC.) #AusPol
A record cover featuring Pauline Hanson and Nigel Farage with the title "Making Plans With Nigel".
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Can anyone explain how Hanson talking to people in London is helping the constituents she is paid to represent, or even, the One Nation supporters who follow her...? #AusPol
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Illegal cheap tobacco advertising and delivery is rife on social media platforms. I reported it to multiple authorities weeks ago, but... 🦗 Australia's govt regulators are asleep in their comfy corner offices, happily cashing seven figure paychecks. #AusPol www.abc.net.au/news/2026-07...
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Melbourne, Sydney most expensive in world for beer and cigarettes, study finds
The Mapping the World's Prices report, published by Deutsche Bank, compares cost-of-living data in 69 cities across six continents.
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Introducing the lower-cost retail version of the "Pay-for-Insider-Trading-Tips" that America's oligarchs have been exploiting ever since they funded Trump's re-election. This is Stage 4 capitalism further metastasizing before our very eyes. #trump #maga #gop #corruption
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
#BREAKING : Contaminated lettuce becomes the second-most common source of giving people the shits in the USA. #trump #maga #maha #cyclospora
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
"Pauline Hanson has the guts" ... to dodge parliament while taking luxury holidays with her billionaire sponsors. Pauline puts the "PHON" in "PHONEY". #AusPol #PHON
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Political dynasties (Kennedys, Bushs, Clintons etc)... Presidential pardons... Handing senate seats to family members... The US is clearly in denial about not having a monarchy. #maga #trump #gop
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Those expensive Telstra ads about how advanced its network seem not quite as plausible now. Perhaps Telstra should spend less on Steve Buscemi and more on compensating the customers it gaslights and lets down? #AusPol
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Mitch McConnell's office says the senator is currently having a 20-minute conversation with Lindsey Graham. #MAGA #GOP
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Yeah.... nah. There's too much rightwing crap and scams in my Facebook as it is. #AusPol
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Could someone please remind the Special Envoy for Zionist Advancement about the recent incident when the allegedly pro-Palestine ABC was forced to pay out a small fortune to a journalist who they blackballed in compliance with Zionist demands? #AusPol
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Unseated former Liberal Party MP Luke Howarth has found his true calling as a real estate salesman. Come to think of it: real estate salesman isn't all that different a job for someone whose party relentlessly sold off taxpayer's assets when in government. #AusPol
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
ADVANCE is right: Barnaby Joyce WOULDN'T have answered "Kylie Minogue". (Barnaby would have answered: "all three of them, all at once".) #AusPol
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
"You have exhausted your quota of free traffic light changes today. Traffic light changes will recommence at 11pm. If you would like the traffic lights to change before then, please purchase more tokens on our Pro Plan."
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Voter reacts to PM's limp gambling ad 'reform'. #AusPol
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
This book contains many case studies demonstrating how News Corp abuses and subverts journalism to relentlessly attack and destroy those who disagree with Rupert Murdoch's hard right views. This nefarious influence is why Australia desperately needs a #MediaRoyalCommission @albomp.bsky.social
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