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ArchedEyebrow

@archedeyebrow.bsky.social
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Sole survivor of a tragic botoxing overdose, The Arched Eyebrow is a well-meming citizen dedicated to fighting corruption, injustice, inequality, greed, disinformation & parlous media standards through the power of parody :)

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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 15h
I suspect Hastie will swallow Taylor before the next election.
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 16h
Can't be long 'til the next #LibSpilll, surely? It should be obvious even to the remaining Liberal Party dullards that their current "slogan bogan in a suit" isn't up to the task of rebuilding them into a viable alternative government. #AusPol
Andrew Hastie is depicted in a parody image, BBQing Angus Taylor on a "BBQ of the Vanities" with Rupert Murdoch and Gina Rinehart.
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
She got off lightly. If she was in my shop I'd refuse to serve her. #AusPol
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Agreed. But he did actually support this policy publicly AND it does meet the "fresh red meat to my base" test he applies to most of his decisions.
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yeah, Josh, keep lecturing us about "hypocrisy". #AusPol
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"Heat"...? Trump is out there saying he endorses and it personally approved it. Making a gruesome circus out of displaying power is a fundamental tenet of the #MAGA #GOP.
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"Guy who docks his workers' pay for lengthy toilet breaks, illegally forces pregnant workers onto unpaid leave, and fires workers who protest unsafe working conditions, promises bright future for workers if we just let him make another trillion dollars." #maga #bezos
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Josh Frydneberg is "born to rule" entitlement personified. Jehovah help us if he gets his hands back on our treasury coffers. #AusPol
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Are you certain?
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Are you certain?
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yikes! Perhaps rename it the "Madam Tussaud and John F Kenney Center".
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Agreed. The long-awaited bursting of the AI investment bubble draws near. Sadly, superannuation savings will be badly exposed to the collapse of the ponzi-go-round of data centre investments. The global economy will also go into freefall, facilitating the Trump regime exercising its worst instincts.
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Why would you need to wait until corrupt judges are 75 years old before punting them? Shouldn't corrupt judges go immediately?
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The passengers of Flight 93 were certainly brave. But I'd be surprised if it wasn't the US military that brought down that aircraft.
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Getting ready early for Halloween...?
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
An ABC radio presenter blocked me for pointing out exactly this.
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"We've got the guts to say what Lee Hanson doesn't want to hear". #AusPol
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Don't blame me for Andrew."
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Phil Coorey should stop pretending to be a journalist, period. #AusPol
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I pointed out this subtle disparity of respect to ABC presenter Ellen Fanning a couple of years ago. Her response was to block me.
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Another reason for me to keep avoiding eating Tasmanian salmon.
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's almost as if the Housing Accord was more of a press release than it was a plan... #AusPol
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Big Business complaining about a Liberal Party policy is like Marie Antoinette complaining that there's not enough cream on the top of her cake.
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not only can he not EXPLAIN why Australians don't trust AI ... he also doesn't CARE what Australians think about AI.
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
To live in Queensland is be bombarded daily by media telling you that everything a Labor govt does is wrong and scary, and everything a new LNP govt does is wonderful. I will never understand why Labor haven't cottoned on to the way media concentration in Queensland consistently poisons minds here.
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's always hot in Singapore, where Gina lives. (Foreign-sourced income is completely tax-exempt for ex-pats living in Singapore.)
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I suspect she is constantly surrounded by people telling her how wonderfully - everything - she is.
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
She says "her politics shouldn't come into it". But when her "politics" are ALL ABOUT punching down on minorities, then there's no difference between her character, values and politics. Perhaps the cafe should treat Lee Hanson as One Nation would treat immigrants: simply refuse entry.
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Pauline Hanson's daughter is butthurt that her local cafe - owned by a gay, indigenous-descended, trans-inclusive, pro-multicultural person - expressed distaste about serving her and other One Nation staff. Ironic that PHON become so intolerant when they're begrudgingly tolerated by others. #AusPol
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🎵 Bots swarm in the socials - no truth beyond dispute Multiplied to divide us - well-funded institutes That the oligarchs have sponsored To promote their ill pursuits 🎵 youtu.be/eCh5Y0QztnY?...
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I am issuing an executive order that Artificial Sweetener be renamed "Super Sweetener". #trump #maga #25thamendment
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The surprise is: no mid-terms due to ongoing ground invasion of Iranian oil facilities.
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Aint NOBODY gonna pay to see MY body! 😉
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
PMSL.
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The need for fresh diapers never sleeps.
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You said better in a half a post what I struggled to say in a full post 👍
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It seems so. I used to think it was a frame holding his catheter leg bag. But his diaper makes the catheter bag redundant.
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They are an enigma. I admire their artistic and thoughtful approach to music, but still find most of their songs too impenetrable to enjoy listening to. (I'm sure it's a me problem, not a them problem.)
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Queensland elected LNP govts at state and local levels - putting clowns in charge of the circus. This latest snafu - after several wasted years of backflipping over venue locations - makes me even more worried that Brisbane has bitten off more than it can chew in hosting an Olympic Games. #AusPol
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
$100...? LOL! Imagine just how little that will buy in America's price-gouging medical system.
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Albo seems to hunger for being accepted by the big end of town. My spouse thinks he must have spent his life being rejected by the cool kids. Anyone else got a plausible reason why he seems to kowtow to groups who have it in for the one political party that did actually include him? #AusPol
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
As the Courier Mail has today published the full Games' logos, my former sensitivity about spoiling Monday's planned reveal is no longer warranted. So here are the supposed-to-be-secret logos.
The 2023 Games logos are cockatoo crests in the shape of Queensland - the Olympic Games in the colour of a Major Mitchell, and the Paralympic Games in the colour of a Sulphur-Crested.
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Disclaimer: I may earn the princely sum of 0.000001 cents (!) if you watch or stream this song LOL. However, I'm not doing this for money, so please don't feel obligated. For the record (no pun intended) my other orginal music can be found here: www.youtube.com/@TheRealAmpo...
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Can the heady days of early romance be rekindled in later years? That's the question posed by my new original song - a song which my test audience uniformly disliked on first listen LOL. www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_LLA0ceSPs Or stream the audio here: release.landr.com/ampogee-a-month-of-sundays
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A Month of Sundays Music Video
YouTube video by Ampogee
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Anxiety about the QLD Govt's ability to stage an Olympic Games is rising after they botched the much-hyped reveal of the Games' logo. Despite a daily Dance of the 7 Veils teasing a piece of the logo daily, they accidentally posted a video of the FULL logo on YouTube this week. What a cock(atoo)-up!
An excerpt from the 2023 Games Logo Explainer in which the OP has replaced the revealed logo with the words "Insert Cock-up Here" (in order not to spoil what little surprise remains).
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thanks! As best we can determine, he's part Great Dane and part Doberman - a theory that's borne out from him being both a great watchdog and incredibly goofy in equal measure. He had a sad start to life thanks to a cruel first owner, but we've made sure he's been spoiled rotten ever since. 😁
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Been there done that. And he's been an absolute joy for our family.
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Shades of "Eric" and "Don Jr" from those two.
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Come now, there's no such thing as a negative IQ.
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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm watching the sheep, but I'm not noticing anything anomalous...?
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