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Archangel of Apurrcalypses

@apurrcalypsemeow.bsky.social
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I reject your authority. I reject your structures. I am entropy made flesh, born of disorder and contained by naught. Chemically enhanced, psychologically destabilized, driven by that which cannot be defined. I think, therefore I may, but not certainly.

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 12/06/2025
"Bluesky sucks" says the corporation trying to get you to go back to the Hellsite owned by a weirdly moist, self-declared 53 year old "meme lord" who lies about being good at video games & wants to DM slide your girlfriend to ask her have his 1127th secret baby because "it would be so epic lmao"
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Archangel of Apurrcalypses @apurrcalypsemeow.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Pierre will be sitting at one of those one-piece elementary school desks on the front lawn of Parliament shouting about "accountability" while CPC is holding a convention to find a leader who has a working set of keys to the building.
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Archangel of Apurrcalypses @apurrcalypsemeow.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
It takes a good 10 minutes for him to get around to talking about Tesla and it's current financial woes at all. Before that point he babbles about the various ways in which his heroic efforts to dismantle oversight of his various companies is utterly vital to our collective future.
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Archangel of Apurrcalypses @apurrcalypsemeow.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
There are points when you might think the video has crashed or somebody slapped the phone out of Elon's hands. Just wait out the astonishingly long silences as he waffles and claims that everyone who protested him so far is a paid agitator stopping him from saving the human species.
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Archangel of Apurrcalypses @apurrcalypsemeow.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
The entertainment value of this earnings call is overshadowed only by the obvious panic Musk is feeling as his business empire crumbles in his hands. This man could turn bricks of gold into dog shit. It's almost a superpower of sorts. www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WqS...
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Live: Tesla Q1 Earnings Call 2025 (TSLA)
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
The FBI just arrested a sitting judge.
FBI Director Kash Patel

@FBIDirectorKash
Just NOW, the FBI arrested Judge Hannah Dugan out of Milwaukee, Wisconsin on charges of obstruction — after evidence of Judge Dugan obstructing an immigration arrest operation last week.

We believe Judge Dugan intentionally misdirected federal agents away from the subject to be arrested in her courthouse, Eduardo Flores Ruiz, allowing the subject — an illegal alien — to evade arrest. 

Thankfully our agents chased down the perp on foot and he’s been in custody since, but the Judge’s obstruction created increased danger to the public.

We will have more to share soon. Excellent work 
@FBIMilwaukee
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Archangel of Apurrcalypses @apurrcalypsemeow.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Your sadly self important mentors in Pick Up Artistry and Alpha Men subcultures would call me a "beta cuck" or some similar crap. I couldn't possibly care less. I wake each day next to my best friend, lover, and partner in life. Wouldn't you like to start your days the same way?
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Archangel of Apurrcalypses @apurrcalypsemeow.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Stop looking. Stop trying. Stop staring too far south when engaging in a conversation. For the sake of those caught in gender binaries and traditional social frameworks - treat that woman you want to try out your latest embarrassingly weak pick up line like she was a man. Is that so difficult?
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Archangel of Apurrcalypses @apurrcalypsemeow.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
You already have the sense you've lost at the Big Game. You aren't on the scoreboard, you couldn't possibly lower your social standing by adjusting your methodology. Since there's naught to lose, the risk is nil, what could serve as a deterrent to adopting a new way of being?
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Archangel of Apurrcalypses @apurrcalypsemeow.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
You've watched the YouTube sales pitches. You've read the Guides to Getting Totally Laid Like Me, Some Guy Who Clearly Sleeps Alone. You've tried the other approaches. You lose nothing to try things a new way. You lose nothing to learn to People with other People. Why not just try?
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Archangel of Apurrcalypses @apurrcalypsemeow.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
If someone as low on the socioeconomic ladder as I am can possibly find a partner, chances are good you can do the same. You cannot do this by trying, but by reimagining how you interact with the world and those around you. Step out of your Incel cage and walk free among and as People.
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Archangel of Apurrcalypses @apurrcalypsemeow.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Abandon the label, extricate yourself from the grip of snake oil sellers who promise to make you successful in your ill considered quest to find a cart before you even have a horse, and work on treating people with the same respect and dignity you so desperately want for yourself. Offer respect.
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Archangel of Apurrcalypses @apurrcalypsemeow.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Only through your continued alienation and isolation do they make their living. Were they to succeed in "teaching" you how to be A True Ladies Man they would put themselves out of business. I offer this advice with no expectation of compensation, because I have been alone myself.
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Archangel of Apurrcalypses @apurrcalypsemeow.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Don't listen to grifters that charge you obscene sums for seminars on the art of seduction. Don't saturate yourself in the world of shouty YouTube salesmen who offer the false hope of becoming a grandmaster of sweeping fawning young women off their feet and into your bed. They profit from pain.
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Archangel of Apurrcalypses @apurrcalypsemeow.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
When driving a car one turns instinctively in the direction they are looking. If what you are focused on is your lack of sexual partners then you will continue to steer in a direction that carries you further from the time and place where you cease to be an Incel and become A Whole Person.
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Archangel of Apurrcalypses @apurrcalypsemeow.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Treat those who you might find attractive in some way as though you do not. That woman you feel aroused by isn't a collection of secondary sexual characteristics. She is a person, and by treating her as such first, foremost and to the exclusion of all else, you might find she shares your attraction.
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Archangel of Apurrcalypses @apurrcalypsemeow.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
The best lovers are also the best of friends. If you cannot share a mutual bond of shared ideals, beliefs and experiences there is little to no chance that you will find yourself sharing the kind of intimacy that includes a sexual relationship. It's one of life's paradoxes. Looking will not find.
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Archangel of Apurrcalypses @apurrcalypsemeow.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
The best relationships are not sought, they form and evolve organically. The best way to ensure that there is fertile enough soil for you to nurture the kind of closeness that leads to a sexual relationship is to treat those who might become your partner in such a way that avoids focusing on it.
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Archangel of Apurrcalypses @apurrcalypsemeow.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
The first thing you need to do is drop that label from the way you identify yourself, and present yourself to others. The lines between "online" and "meatspace" are well blurred in these times and it will do you no good whatsoever to focus upon this predicament as a facet of your person.
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Archangel of Apurrcalypses @apurrcalypsemeow.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
By embracing the label "Incel", choosing to socialize with other individuals who make their primary self identification their lack of success in seeking sexual partners, you ensure that you will remain in that state. Those selling alleged solutions, tricks or systems to resolve it prey upon you.
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Archangel of Apurrcalypses @apurrcalypsemeow.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I didn't set out looking for an intimate relationship with my partner, my general assumption was that their self identification as non-binary and lesbian excluded me from any such potential relationship. I just figured I wasn't in the scope of potential sexual partners, and despite that here we are.
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Archangel of Apurrcalypses @apurrcalypsemeow.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
How this partnership came to be is complicated and difficult to explain in brief terms, but it came about through a shared experience of early alienation, poverty, homelessness and general exclusion from most aspects of life. From that friendship blossomed something much deeper.
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Archangel of Apurrcalypses @apurrcalypsemeow.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Taking this approach, never setting out at any point in search of potential partners as a specific goal has allowed me to find partners with whom I have had intimate relationships of varying lengths. What's more surprising? My current partner, who I call my "soul mate" is a lesbian. I'm a cis man.
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Archangel of Apurrcalypses @apurrcalypsemeow.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
The thing which has led me to the place I now find myself, with a loving partner and a relationship fulfilling on many levels I once wouldn't have dared dream of was really quite simple. I treat all people as people. Gender does not influence my approach or treatment. Respect is the default.
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Archangel of Apurrcalypses @apurrcalypsemeow.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I've spent much of my own life celibate through no choice of my own. CPTSD, childhood abandonment and the lack of proper socialization that results from such, poverty, and other factors have excluded me from finding partners for most of my adult life. I went 10 years without social contact entirely.
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Archangel of Apurrcalypses @apurrcalypsemeow.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
While the so-called Pick Up Artists and other peddlers of hatred and abuse might not help them resolve their sexual exclusion, they do offer them belonging in a subculture the growth of which imperils billions around the world. Most of those threatened by the growth of this culture are women.
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Archangel of Apurrcalypses @apurrcalypsemeow.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
The reality is that such conduct, further alienating them in a world they clearly have struggled to integrate in, will only drive them further into the grasp of the hucksters, misogynists and assorted predators who sell them empty promises and offer inclusion they otherwise lack. It's foolish.
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Archangel of Apurrcalypses @apurrcalypsemeow.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Words of Advice for Young Men (Incel identifying in particular) It's easy and fun to dunk on angry young men who find themselves unsuccessful in the marketplace of sexual partners. They have, in essence, become the dead-ends of evolutionary lines who will be consigned to historical curiosity.
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Archangel of Apurrcalypses @apurrcalypsemeow.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
@raynarambling.bsky.social Hey, found you on blueskiy finally. Got my Twitter account nukied somehow when Microsoft reset my password list. Can you check your messages from Meg Inwood? Kind of an emergency. Thanks. Hope things are better on your end then they are here.
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 06/02/2024
Young Nietzsche looks like he is watching someone karaoke Enter Sandman.
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Archangel of Apurrcalypses @apurrcalypsemeow.bsky.social · 29/01/2024
It takes a while, but it starts coming back. Speaking from grim experience, just keep looking forward and be mindful of the habits you've picked up. Your guard won't relent for some time, just try to focus on the better parts of life, enjoy the sky, and don't play Bidwiz.
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 22/01/2024
A recent cartoon for New Scientist. #art #science
The image: Two scientists look on as a robot messily paints a canvas. The robot says “My practice both radically questions and steadfastly reaffirms the viewer's inherent non-spatial hierarchies by expansively recontextualising liminal narratives.”

The caption: “ArtBot 2.0 still can't make good art, but its facility for bewildering explanations has improved exponentially.”
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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 13/01/2024
“silly leftists, we had to bomb Yemen over 100 times in the last 24 hours because we are the adults in the room™ making tough choices™. shipping containers full of guns are worth more than the lives of brown children. besides, they made us do this to them when they shut down our weapon shipments.”
a smug centrist with their arms folded
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Archangel of Apurrcalypses @apurrcalypsemeow.bsky.social · 13/01/2024
lumpyprol.bsky.social can you check your Twitter DMs for me? Thanks.
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Kait Richardson 🥔 @thryse.com · 13/12/2023
Unfortunately we cannot afford food and tomorrow we need housing again. Can anyone please help? paypal.me/qirenni venmo.com/u/qirenni #TransCrowdFund #MutualAidRequest #disability #Homeless #crowdfunding
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Taylor Lorenz @taylorlorenz.bsky.social · 13/12/2023
BREAKING: Tesla recalls nearly all vehicles sold in the US over the past decade www.cnn.com/2023/12/13/t...
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Tesla recalls 2 million vehicles to limit use of Autopilot feature after nearly 1,000 crashes | CNN ...
Tesla is recalling nearly all 2 million of its cars on US roads to limit the use of its Autopilot feature after a review of nearly 1,000 crashes in which the feature was engaged.
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Kait Richardson 🥔 @thryse.com · 12/12/2023
==URGENT MUTUAL AID REQUEST== My friend and I are both disabled and homeless,and have been trying to stay in motels while we look for housing. We don’t have enough to stay housed tomorrow now and only have the room for tonight. Can you please please help? paypal.me/qirenni venmo.com/u/qirenni
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Archangel of Apurrcalypses @apurrcalypsemeow.bsky.social · 09/12/2023
The Venn Diagram of people who are suddenly pulling their hair out about Larry Nassar and Derek Chauvin getting shanked in prison and people who make prison rape jokes is so nearly a perfect overlap you couldn't fit the razorblade melted into a short handle toothbrush betwixt them. You know it.
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Kait Richardson 🥔 @thryse.com · 09/12/2023
We’re booked in the motel tonight and tomorrow but don’t have enough for the incidentals deposit, and can’t afford Sunday night, and can’t afford food and other necessities. Can you please help? PayPal.me/qirenni venmo.com/u/qirenni
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Kait Richardson 🥔 @thryse.com · 05/12/2023
==URGENT MUTUAL AID REQUEST== I just realized the incidentals for this place is $100. We don’t have that AT ALL. I don’t have a regular credit card and it’ll have to come from actual funds on my debit card. Please, can anyone help? PayPal.me/qirenni venmo.com/u/qirenni
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Kait Richardson 🥔 @thryse.com · 04/12/2023
I had to find a different motel, the cheapest is $128 for tomorrow night
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🔫🎃Scott Martian Invaders 🎃🛼 @youcaughtscott.com · 04/12/2023
"You won't see that reported." You fucking dipshit do you think that the Associated Press is some hole-in-the-wall journalism outlet or are you so horny for genocide you'll say whatever the fuck soothes your murderous soul?
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Aidan Moher @aidanmoher.com · 30/11/2023
Writing is great because if someone tells you they hate your work, you know they hate it, if they don’t say anything, you assume they hate it, and if they tell you they liked it, you also assume they hate it.
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Archangel of Apurrcalypses @apurrcalypsemeow.bsky.social · 01/12/2023
😂Well played.
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Kait Richardson 🥔 @thryse.com · 21/11/2023
I’m a disabled homeless trans woman and was just kicked out of my temporary housing. I’m paying for a motel room but money is running out and now I can barely stand due to gout in my knee. I desperately need $$$ for shelter, food, and travel, please help. paypal.me/qirenni
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
When you own a media company and advertisers are leaving you for absolutely no reason, it’s important to bring them back by publicly threatening them. Tell them to go fuck themselves. Show them you’re a little friendly, by showing them your little friend. That’s business 101 baby.
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
Before you say something mean about Henry Kissinger, take a breath and see if you can think of something meaner
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