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Karl Appuhn

@appuhn.bsky.social
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Historian of Renaissance Italian trees, critters, medical practitioners, and assorted other stuff. Californian in exile. Veteran. Semi-pro Curmudgeon.

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Karl Appuhn @appuhn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Unleash Chris Christie!!! There are people watching this who are too young to remember Rush Limbaugh's comically disastrous run as an NFL commentator on ESPN.
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Karl Appuhn @appuhn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Without descending into doomerism, even if we get a hard reset in two years, it will take many more years just to make up the lost ground.
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Karl Appuhn @appuhn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Anyone else feel like Kash is trying to tell us something?
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Karl Appuhn @appuhn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He's clearly a dick, but Jonathan Wharton is just too on the nose.
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Karl Appuhn @appuhn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is an interesting point. I agree, with disciplinary caveats. But definitely for History students, knowing how to engage with unfamiliar printed (and manuscript) media is a core skill that we should be teaching them.
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Karl Appuhn @appuhn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I share a birthday with an unusually large number of pretty important composers and poets, a not terrible medieval Pope, and one really famous fictional character. Clearly I am the crappy comparison here.
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Karl Appuhn @appuhn.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Sitting on the train listening to a contractor having a very loud phone conversation in which he is bragging about how much oxy and booze he was consuming while working on the HVAC system in some of my University's buildings. I am trying hard not to laugh, but also trying not to cry.
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Karl Appuhn @appuhn.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
And yet she remains a member of the board of trustees at @newyorkuniversity.bsky.social Today would a great day to fix that.
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Karl Appuhn @appuhn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
That's right, I'm from California, as are my parents. But I grew up outside the US in non-English speaking contexts. So the English I spoke was mostly only at home. As an adult I have also lived in Georgia (4 years) Chicago (5 years) and New York (25 years) Seems only Georgia left no trace.
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Karl Appuhn @appuhn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Couldn't happen to a nicer guy. I've been waiting for the inevitable Simmons crash-and-burn. Hope this one sticks.
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Karl Appuhn @appuhn.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This doesn't seem particularly surprising, I have to say.
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Sarah E. Bond @sarahebond.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
There’re a lot of academics whipping up fast websites with Claude without thinking as deeply about ethics, citation or linked open data standards. If you create without citation or recognition of where data came from, you are just as bad as Meta, OpenAI and the like. It’s plagiarism in another form.
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Karl Appuhn @appuhn.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
It can drive us to self-destructive behavior. I have spent weeks stressing out over a paraphrase in a single sentence.
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Karl Appuhn @appuhn.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Wait until you hear about disambiguating names in early modern archives.
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Karl Appuhn @appuhn.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Dueling notaries choose apostilles at dawn.
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Karl Appuhn @appuhn.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
This is a delightful thread of really stupid injuries suffered by MLB players. I think European football players are the only group that can compete. Off the top of my head, Philippe Mexes injured his eyes by staying in a tanning bed too long without eye protection.
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Karl Appuhn @appuhn.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Hunter Biden
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Karl Appuhn @appuhn.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
A Syphilis adaptation. Who says no?
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Karl Appuhn @appuhn.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Why do you post?
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Karl Appuhn @appuhn.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Also, if you have a running Edsel today, it's genuinely cool. The Cybertruck will never be anything but pathetic.
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Karl Appuhn @appuhn.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Darkwing Duck
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Karl Appuhn @appuhn.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Little Caesar: Infantry Kool Aid Man: Artillery/Demo Chuck E Cheese: Intel Chef Boyardee: Logistics
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Karl Appuhn @appuhn.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
www.google.com/url?sa=t&sou...
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Melanie - Brand New Key (1971) 🎵🎶
"Brand New Key" is a pop song written and sung by American folk music singer Melanie. Initially a track off Melanie's album "Gather Me", produced by Melanie's husband Peter Schekeryk, it was known also as "The Rollerskate Song" due to its chorus. It was her greatest success, scoring No. 1 on the Billboard Hot 100 singles chart during December 1971 and January 1972. Billboard ranked it as the No. 9 song of 1972. It also scored No. 1 in Canada and Australia and No. 4 on the UK Singles Chart. R.I.P. Melanie 🎵🎶 Before you go, please remember to 👉 𝐒𝐮𝐛𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐛𝐞✔️ 𝐋𝐢𝐤𝐞 👍 𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐞 ➡️ 𝗘𝗻𝗷𝗼𝘆 🎵🎶 Thanks for visiting 🎵🎶
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Karl Appuhn @appuhn.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I love that this guy is a minor TdF celebrity.
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Karl Appuhn @appuhn.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The short official standing on his tiptoes for the photos is hilarious
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Karl Appuhn @appuhn.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
How long will it take Infantino to drag his ass off the podium after the trophy presentation?
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Karl Appuhn @appuhn.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Over under on when he dozed off?
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Karl Appuhn @appuhn.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Seems unfair that Argentina gets a singer while Spain got some dudes with trumpets.
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Karl Appuhn @appuhn.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I wrote a Vegetius joke, but it was horse shit.
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Karl Appuhn @appuhn.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
You've been murdered. Who do you want on the case?
Bunk and McNulty, two characters from the television show The Wire.
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Karl Appuhn @appuhn.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Homer Seltzer
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Karl Appuhn @appuhn.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Because when it's pitch black at 7:30AM in December we're all going to feel less depressed.
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Karl Appuhn @appuhn.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I'm actually surprised FIFA didn't set the draw so that Messi would get the Miami quarterfinal. But this is the best of all possible outcomes.
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Karl Appuhn @appuhn.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Bringing Lukaku on in the 60th minute. Can he really go 30 plus stoppage? He's either going to score the winning goal or have a heart attack on the field. There's no in between.
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Karl Appuhn @appuhn.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
My grandmother was married 5 times to 3 men. When she got married for the fifth time, the local paper ran a fairly unflattering feature about it. It was the mid 1950s, but it was still pretty gratuitous given that she was not an important person in any way.
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Karl Appuhn @appuhn.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
It's very lonely being the insufferable pedant at a raucous party.
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Dr Vanessa @hpsvanessa.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Any clothing historians etc recognise these glass buttons?
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Karl Appuhn @appuhn.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
CONCAF teams have only ever been round of 16 teams. And that's still all they are. I don't think the FIFA/Trump shenanigans helped, but in the immortal words of Rasheed Wallace, ball don't lie.
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I’ve seen worse first hand and also heard the same from colleagues. The number of students admitted to PhD programs this fall dropped 15% from the previous year. What Trump has done to US science will impact us for at least a generation.
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Decline of Ph.D. Admissions Could Imperil a ‘Generation of New Talent’
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Karl Appuhn @appuhn.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
It's true that lifting Balogun's suspension is not even in the top ten most corrupt things that have happened in a world cup. May not even be top twenty, if we're being honest.
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Karl Appuhn @appuhn.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I'll add that he's deprived the team of the opportunity to achieve an epic victory. Winning despite missing their best goal scorer due to terrible officiating would have been a legendary moment for the USMutantNinjaTurtles. Now the best they can do is win a game people will see as rigged.
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Karl Appuhn @appuhn.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
That Italy is no longer a proper football nation anymore is shocking. But not half as shocking as the fact that it is suddenly a tennis powerhouse.
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Karl Appuhn @appuhn.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
As a historian of early modern Europe, I just want to say how grateful I am to get to see an actual schism. I'm hoping we get to see a full blown interdict before this is over. Also just wondering how many of the Swiss Guards are from the now schismatic congregations?
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Karl Appuhn @appuhn.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
The kid is unbelievable. And he was first up too. You have to feel for the rest of the field who watched that and knew they were all just fighting for second place at that point.
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Karl Appuhn @appuhn.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I think the only reasonable conclusion here is that you should never turn your back on a Sorloth.
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Karl Appuhn @appuhn.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
A great one has left the stage. A brilliant historian with the most mesmerizing and expressive eyebrows I have ever seen.
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Karl Appuhn @appuhn.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
This whole thread is ... enraging is the best word. It's not hard to figure out who the guy is. Somehow the fact that he's in linguistics makes it worse. But my initial reaction was that this was a Sokal Hoax that got exposed before the self reveal was supposed to happen.
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Karl Appuhn @appuhn.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Those metrics aren't going to help him shake the lazy label.
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Karl Appuhn @appuhn.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Are we sure they didn't find them in San Verso? I'll let myself out.
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Karl Appuhn @appuhn.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Three NYU professors and a Princeton professor walk into a bar...
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