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planned sprawl @appropriatesetback.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tech innovation used to be like an LED clock you clipped onto your book to keep track of the time as you read. Tech used to be profound.
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planned sprawl @appropriatesetback.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
White boy wasted is doing (drinking) three single origin batch brews.
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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
*deep drag on a cigarette* The solution is simple: arm the scientists.
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planned sprawl @appropriatesetback.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Teenage pranks: 1830s Tipping cows over. 'Cow tipping' 2030s Running in front of AVs, causing them to auto emergency brake, hopefully sprawling the cars occupant from their seat. 'Rider tipping'
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planned sprawl @appropriatesetback.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Btw, amazing article and well articulated thread
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planned sprawl @appropriatesetback.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Multiple self compounding effects will help car makers. AV induced traffic? More time spent in traffic makes spending money on your own AV more reasonable. Hot weather due to climate change? Active transport becomes less appealing compared to driving. ..as EV emissions induce climate change.
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planned sprawl @appropriatesetback.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
They called the new iOS Liquid Glass. But it’s just bubbles. The kind of bubbles you blow through a wand to entertain a toddler. Gaze in awe toddler, as you scroll and the bubbles shimmer. A toy borrowed from the nursery. Enjoy iOS 27 (Spiralling Kaleidoscope), shitheads.
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planned sprawl @appropriatesetback.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
What are you meant to do on New Year’s Day? For white people (no culture) the new year is like an emphasemic’s first wheeze of the morning.
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planned sprawl @appropriatesetback.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
I pull my sunglasses down onto the bridge of my nose and stare in admiration at the car two cars back. A whiplash guy for cars, but not your fancy car, impress me with a 2000s dinged up Subaru.
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planned sprawl @appropriatesetback.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Frozen pea Paddle Pop.
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planned sprawl @appropriatesetback.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Damn yes I forgot that an unscrolled phone lasts like forever
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planned sprawl @appropriatesetback.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Dinner time. A sea of identical family homes stretch into the distance. Way overhead, the Amazon Mothership (Jeffabel) parcels Amazon Basics ‘Filet-o-Fish-ees’ into delivery drones. To pipe straight into the patiently waiting, open mouths, of families seated at dining tables below. It’s 6pm, honey.
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planned sprawl @appropriatesetback.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
How’s the risk of moments of fury at carrying and charging two samesame phones?
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planned sprawl @appropriatesetback.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
That bit of meat that falls out of the saucepan and lands close but not too close to the stove, slowly turning into dried out jerky while the stew cooks? We call that the angels share.
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planned sprawl @appropriatesetback.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
A guide for telling the difference between Kate Moss and Emma Stone. Part 1
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planned sprawl @appropriatesetback.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
I mumble, then hit their quizzical expression with an “oh- you *must* be British”
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planned sprawl @appropriatesetback.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
In this and the original torture vs specks piece, there was almost equal interest in the concept of ‘the biggest number I can think of’ and ‘human suffering’. Says a lot about the EA folk.
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planned sprawl @appropriatesetback.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
issuu.com/primecreativ... Good collection of niche industry magazines. If you can’t sleep. ‘Trenchless’, about industrial soil removal especially good. And ignore the URL, these zines are *very* up to date. Very hot.
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primecreativemedia-2016 Publisher Publications - Issuu
Prime Creative Media is an independently owned media and marketing organisation. Since being established in 2002, it has grown into a respected and highly regarded business that is known for its profe...
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planned sprawl @appropriatesetback.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Light weekend read.
Screen shot of a science journal paper. Title Societal collapse: a literature review
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My Bloody Valentine @chekhovsgundam.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
If you're interested, CJ the X did a fascinating video on the suits this guy made and why exactly they're so horrible
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How Jordan Peterson's Suits Taught Me Fashion
YouTube video by CJ The X
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planned sprawl @appropriatesetback.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Refreshing to hear someone say this! In an AV future where the car truly is an extension of your living room, occupants won’t care about / notice the traffic they are in / creating.
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donnie george @donniegeorge.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
less manosphere and more Jonathan Richman and the Modern Lovers
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planned sprawl @appropriatesetback.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
I didn’t think that mandatory intelligent speed assist (or intelligent speed control) was implemented anywhere yet? Ie, it can always be ignored by drivers who so choose - probably your top ten here I’d say!
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planned sprawl @appropriatesetback.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
@dieworkwear.bsky.social What’s the history of the collar-less shirt/jacket? Am I, whiteguy, appropriating with this?
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planned sprawl @appropriatesetback.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Did.. someone say a field guide??
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planned sprawl @appropriatesetback.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
The gig worker, ready to take a bullet for someone, sounds implausible. The gig worker on a screws falling out ebike wobbling passed by mega SUVs on the freeway to deliver a burger, kinda the same.
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planned sprawl @appropriatesetback.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Optimising for wholesome. Updates pls!
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planned sprawl @appropriatesetback.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Can delete my musk dot com account now! 🎆
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planned sprawl @appropriatesetback.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
I’m an EDC guy and this is all I carry.
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planned sprawl @appropriatesetback.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
This was a happy three part story. 👏
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planned sprawl @appropriatesetback.bsky.social · 20/09/2024
Eric Carle is my one year old’s favourite content creator.
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Rachel Cole @rmartincole.bsky.social · 29/01/2024
All reports in this thread are from the collections of Northwestern University's Transportation Library. Materials we've digitized can generally be found in HathiTrust. Learn more and search our catalog here: www.library.northwestern.edu/libraries-co...
Text "United States Department of Agriculture. Transporting Watermelons in Bulk and Bin by Truck." Illustration of a semi truck with a watermelon as its trailer.
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planned sprawl @appropriatesetback.bsky.social · 13/04/2024
Ohhhh siri. One day. Maybe.
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planned sprawl @appropriatesetback.bsky.social · 12/04/2024
Yerr I’m not talking to this thing over speaker. I might with AirPods in. In which case all of Humane should just be a Siri feature?
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planned sprawl @appropriatesetback.bsky.social · 12/04/2024
Totally. I thought the whole concept was bogus, but recently have been ‘talking with’ MS copilot. Which is fun so now I’m with you for pin number 2
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planned sprawl @appropriatesetback.bsky.social · 12/02/2024
In Australia, the tiktok colour analysis people are registered with a governing body and you need a masters degree to practice.
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planned sprawl @appropriatesetback.bsky.social · 28/10/2023
my brother helped me 'scale' each of the 'data' so that the like 'value' of year 2018 wasn't like 1000x more 'weighted' than the ancap of 4. Computers! Also, keen to learn a drinking game for the excel world champs, a thing I also just learned about?
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planned sprawl @appropriatesetback.bsky.social · 28/10/2023
need a family car, and like all good dad's I have now a spreadsheet that's morphed into a badly made algorithm to objectively score a car that suits our needs and I spent the whole day doing this and letting mum tend to the baby. Parental leave! Golden times!
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