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Coffee Man Art @apparently-artist.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

She literally said she knows nothing about coding.

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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Nintendo Switch 2 owners can save $99 on Grand Theft Auto 6's ultimate edition by breaking into Rockstar's HQ.

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Coffee Man Art @apparently-artist.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Yeah of COURSE you couldn't find the exact bearing you had. Yours is missing a WHOLE ASS PIECE.

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Coffee Man Art @apparently-artist.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I wish we put our feelings on VHS So I can watch them in my room when I'm feeling depressed

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Coffee Man Art @apparently-artist.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

"what if you were Aborted?" GOOD. Fucking GREAT I wish I had. Caused nothing but pain and suffering. Better off not being born. Dying today wouldn't even begun to make up for everything.

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Coffee Man Art @apparently-artist.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

OMFG Have you ever heard of KNOCKING?

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Coffee Man Art @apparently-artist.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Funny how attempting to have a one night stand with a random girl at the beach and failing to even bring it up to her ended up being decently good for my mental health... Crazy shit.

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Coffee Man Art @apparently-artist.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I just got the AMAZING opportunity to move a crab out of the women's bathroom (four separate women asked me) and when I let it crawl over me people were like "Weren't you scared?" SCARED OF WHAT??? The crab was a very pleasant guest on my arm, and I enjoyed having it.

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Coffee Man Art @apparently-artist.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Why is it that when I, a straight man, feel attracted to a woman, it's always a bisexual or lesbian woman??? I can't date a lesbian, and I can't compete with WOMEN in the dating scene. Wtf am I supposed to do???

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Coffee Man Art @apparently-artist.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

[getting frisky] "Before we do this I'd appreciate if you signed this liability waiver where it states you do not have any STDs."

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Coffee Man Art @apparently-artist.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Long term use of injured hand. Without moving the mouse will be able to move up and down the screen!!

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Coffee Man Art @apparently-artist.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Bro this is MY area of expertise. You can't outsmart me here. I know Phishing when I see it. Norton isn't going to detect it because it's not a Virus and also Norton is dumb as fuck. I have spent all my time with computers with NO antivirus and NO virus either.

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Coffee Man Art @apparently-artist.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

9% of my salary, inlcuding bonuses, apparently goes to my therapist. But 9% of my salary is 30% of my expenses.

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Coffee Man Art @apparently-artist.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

what the fuck do you mean they sell 500-dollar jars of honey that contain less than 9 Oz of the stuff???? What the fuck who's buying this it feels like an insult what the fuck

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Coffee Man Art @apparently-artist.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

I'm just gonna buy the 6KG honey bucket from Amazon and succumb to a Sugar-induced coma

an ACTUAL 6KG bucket of honey being sold at Amazon for 695 Mexican Pesos, or roughly 40 US Dollars

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Coffee Man Art @apparently-artist.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

I just told my cousin who studied film to watch Goncharov and he said he'd "Check It"

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Coffee Man Art @apparently-artist.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

YEAH NO BECAUSE WHO THE HELL NEEDS "INTUITIVE DESIGN" AND "PROPER MANUALS" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA FBH LAS:IDNDAJLA:FNKA I AM LOSING IT

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Coffee Man Art @apparently-artist.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

"Which wolf wins??? ThE OnE YoU FeEd." what if you never get the chance to feed the good wolf before the other one k!lls it??? Dumbass.

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Coffee Man Art @apparently-artist.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

would it fucking KILL YOU to show even an OUNCE of emotion??? FUCK

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Coffee Man Art @apparently-artist.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

"Some clearly religious person followed you" Alr buddy have fun with all my horny + depressed skeets

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Coffee Man Art @apparently-artist.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Thinking about returning to my Whore era...

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Coffee Man Art @apparently-artist.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

"We should talk more!" Ok... Like... that's cool I agree but like... how do you want me to go about it? I learned two things about you

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Catino @catinoworld.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

happy valentine’s day

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Coffee Man Art @apparently-artist.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

What's it even called when you don't want to kill yourself but you wish you had the guts to be suicidal?

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Coffee Man Art @apparently-artist.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Add that to the list of things this fucker ruined for everyone. Kill me.

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Coffee Man Art @apparently-artist.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

"If you're struggling with sin-" Bitch I'm struggling with depression I'm FINE with sin

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Coffee Man Art @apparently-artist.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

When did you- why are you- UGH come ON I'm not- WHAT? Go away I'm trying to move on.

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Coffee Man Art @apparently-artist.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

Yes, I've been crying, No you can't know why.

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Coffee Man Art @apparently-artist.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

Some people can't be fucked to do like two minutes of research man

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Coffee Man Art @apparently-artist.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

If people would just stop caring I could just get it over with

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Coffee Man Art @apparently-artist.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

this is an insane amount of data collected by a single person over the course of three months. Averages, Charts, Cumulative Historical Averages, Correlation Charts... All just to see how my depression treatment is going. Crazy. (for all 0 of you wondering- not well)

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Coffee Man Art @apparently-artist.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

I have legitimately never experienced any work of fiction as PEAK as One Piece, no joke, I'm on episode 699, and I am convinced this is the greatest piece of fiction ever written and honestly that will ever be written in my lifetime.

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Coffee Man Art @apparently-artist.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

Worked on an imagе precise and methodical Tossеd it away with those self-imposed obstacles Steady decline With no way to stop it

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Coffee Man Art @apparently-artist.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

I might be depressed, and I might also have Anxiety of at least two different types, but at least I will NEVER become so reliant on AI that I need a "generate prompt" option for the music AI. Super cringe tbh.

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Coffee Man Art @apparently-artist.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

I would've HOPED that now that I was officially diagnosed with Social Anxiety, that my dad would stop pretending I don't have it, but no it doesn't seem to be the case

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Coffee Man Art @apparently-artist.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

Can today just not happen? I really am not vibing with existing rn.

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Coffee Man Art @apparently-artist.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

But I don't LIKE that movie. Please... Anything but that one.

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Coffee Man Art @apparently-artist.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

Evolutionarily, what even is the REASON for depression??? Like bro ain't NO FUCKING WAY we haven't evolved past this already what the fuckkkkkk

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Coffee Man Art @apparently-artist.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

Realizing I'm only like 30% of the way through One Piece in like 38 days... I'm not going to finish this shit until like... My birthday.

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Coffee Man Art @apparently-artist.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

Today I saw a naked man on Bluesky for the first time and decided to ask the algorithm for "less of this". Three minutes of scrolling later: BOOM, a SECOND naked man. Bro what???? can someone at @bsky.app explain how the "show less of this" feature works?

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Coffee Man Art @apparently-artist.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

fuck you, UPS, for making me go to fucking TWITTER to get information on my package.

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Coffee Man Art @apparently-artist.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

WHAT THE HELL IS MY UPS DRIVER'S VAN DOING INSIDE THE TARGET??? BRO GET OUT OF THERE THAT'S NOT A ROAD

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Coffee Man Art @apparently-artist.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

I'll make it through again. I have before. Come on, now, what's one more?

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Coffee Man Art @apparently-artist.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

Is there cheese in the great beyond?

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