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@apkeight.bsky.social
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APK @apkeight.bsky.social · 8h
Isn’t a rally called a rally because you’re meant to rally people?
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APK @apkeight.bsky.social · 9h
First Mistress Natalie Harp
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APK @apkeight.bsky.social · 14h
Simple plan to get Trump to support Ukraine: 1. Invent a time machine 2. Travel back to before Russia obtained kompromat on Trump 3. Collect the kompromat yourself 4. Use it to control Trump 5. Buy Apple stock
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APK @apkeight.bsky.social · 14h
It’s extremely delusional to believe you don’t need allies in a world this interconnected. It’s absolutely mental to think Russia is your ally.
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APK @apkeight.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Is there a follow up? Did that help?
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Jake Broe @realjakebroe.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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APK @apkeight.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Public executions are American values? Didn’t know that
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APK @apkeight.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I still believe there’s a way back
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APK @apkeight.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
His ego and money are not the top two things that matter to Trump. They’re the only two things that matter to him.
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APK @apkeight.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Because he wants to be one
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APK @apkeight.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“And I’m the one who decides what’s cheating”
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APK @apkeight.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I guess new orders from his handlers came in over the last couple of days
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Pyotr Kurzin @pyotrkurzin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Three weeks ago Trump signed Russia sanctions. On Friday he called Putin and asked for diesel. The media is shocked. Nobody should be. Putin agreed to nothing. Got everything. Ukraine found a lever. Washington says it must go. He didn’t even pretend it was a negotiation. youtu.be/gnU50AXrx84?...
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Jake Broe @realjakebroe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Cartoon by Bill Bramhall
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APK @apkeight.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Someone will say today that it’s 24 days until the elections in America. I think it’s 24 days until the Civil War. And I swear on absolutely everything that has ever had even the slightest importance to me — I hope I’m wrong.
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APK @apkeight.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
People say Trump making a deal with Putin is backstabbing Ukraine. How exactly? Trump has been pro-Russia, pro-dictators, and anti-Ukraine since day one. If anything, it’s frontbandaging.
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APK @apkeight.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Noooo, not the FIFA peace prize
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APK @apkeight.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Could be, but he at least acted like he had them
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APK @apkeight.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Congrats, America! You’ve rid yourself of all those nasties like Canada, Norway and the EU. Your allies are now officially Russia and North Korea. To do that in under two years is a genuinely impressive accomplishment. No sarcasm.
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APK @apkeight.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Megyn Kelly is not the most attractive girl, read into that what you will
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APK @apkeight.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I think we’re beyond the “wants” part
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APK @apkeight.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I had a gay truck once, it tried to violate me
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APK @apkeight.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Wake me up when Rubio finds his cojones again
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APK @apkeight.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We are not pawns in the game the powerful are playing. We are the lint they scrub off the bottom of the pawn.
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APK @apkeight.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Russia will include the plague free of charge
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APK @apkeight.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Debates don’t matter if there’s a plan to announce elections void
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APK @apkeight.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Emperor Trumpatine
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APK @apkeight.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I generally despise violence. But if Russia invades you, you have to fight back. And if that involves killing people, you have my blessing.
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APK @apkeight.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Big, strong, young men bombing schoolgirls is the true test of masculinity
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APK @apkeight.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
While the ability to simultaneously bring two camels to completion is undoubtedly a cool skill to have, how exactly does that help the average American?
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APK @apkeight.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Were there any drawings?
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I would repeat the birthday wishes I got from Donald, but they violate our laws on spreading gay propaganda.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The 7 stages of Western "concern" 1 This is concerning 2 This is increasingly concerning 3 We are now deeply concerned 4 We are now gravely concerned 5 There will be consequences 6 We demand answers 7 It is important not to escalate the situation
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APK @apkeight.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ironically, finding someone else to blame is exactly what Trump would do
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APK @apkeight.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can think of a certain bridge that just begs for a response
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APK @apkeight.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not the next 2 years, Forever!
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APK @apkeight.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Do the likes of Hegseth and Miller really act as if some sort of accountability is incoming? There’s absolutely a plan to hold on to power forever. And there are only two questions: will they succeed, and what will have to happen to stop them?
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Kate from Kharkiv @kateinkharkiv.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
U.S.-Russia Talks on Ukraine Now Involve an Oil Deal Tied to Trump Allies While Ukraine bleeds, negotiations are underway... no, not to stop daily russian terror, but to acquire $20 billion worth of Lukoil assets for Trump's bestie. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/03/u...
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U.S.-Russia Talks on Ukraine Now Involve an Oil Deal Tied to Trump Allies
President Vladimir V. Putin brought up a sale of Russian energy assets with President Trump’s envoys, Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff, pushing a deal that raises new questions about conflicts of inter...
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APK @apkeight.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In other news - Russia has committed dozens of war crimes since this morning
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APK @apkeight.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The current commercial versions are certainly helpful and fun. But what happens when it becomes near impossible to distinct what’s real and what’s fake? Or the risks of agents going rogue? I believe it’s absolutely mental not to heavily regulate its applications. Also, don’t you mean SI? 😋
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APK @apkeight.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The civilisation humanity has built is wrong. It’s just wrong. Maybe a nuclear apocalypse wouldn’t be the end of the world.
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Jake Broe @realjakebroe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's a cult... but only for really dumb people
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APK @apkeight.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He really loves his dictators, doesn’t he?
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APK @apkeight.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
*12
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APK @apkeight.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What else is he gonna say? I miscalculated grossly, we are all fucked?
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APK @apkeight.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The only way to do it
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APK @apkeight.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
She might be the real Krasnov
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APK @apkeight.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hasn’t your boss proved that if you constantly threaten use of nuclear weapons, people stop taking it seriously?
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APK @apkeight.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is it just me or has the White House spread a lot of misinformation lately?
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APK @apkeight.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
See, Trump is not racist. He likes all dictators equally.
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