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Simple plan to get Trump to support Ukraine: 1. Invent a time machine 2. Travel back to before Russia obtained kompromat on Trump 3. Collect the kompromat yourself 4. Use it to control Trump 5. Buy Apple stock

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APK @apkeight.bsky.social · 7h

It’s extremely delusional to believe you don’t need allies in a world this interconnected. It’s absolutely mental to think Russia is your ally.

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APK @apkeight.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

His ego and money are not the top two things that matter to Trump. They’re the only two things that matter to him.

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Pyotr Kurzin @pyotrkurzin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Three weeks ago Trump signed Russia sanctions. On Friday he called Putin and asked for diesel. The media is shocked. Nobody should be. Putin agreed to nothing. Got everything. Ukraine found a lever. Washington says it must go. He didn’t even pretend it was a negotiation. youtu.be/gnU50AXrx84?...

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Jake Broe @realjakebroe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Cartoon by Bill Bramhall

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APK @apkeight.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Someone will say today that it’s 24 days until the elections in America. I think it’s 24 days until the Civil War. And I swear on absolutely everything that has ever had even the slightest importance to me — I hope I’m wrong.

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APK @apkeight.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

People say Trump making a deal with Putin is backstabbing Ukraine. How exactly? Trump has been pro-Russia, pro-dictators, and anti-Ukraine since day one. If anything, it’s frontbandaging.

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APK @apkeight.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Congrats, America! You’ve rid yourself of all those nasties like Canada, Norway and the EU. Your allies are now officially Russia and North Korea. To do that in under two years is a genuinely impressive accomplishment. No sarcasm.

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APK @apkeight.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

We are not pawns in the game the powerful are playing. We are the lint they scrub off the bottom of the pawn.

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APK @apkeight.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I generally despise violence. But if Russia invades you, you have to fight back. And if that involves killing people, you have my blessing.

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APK @apkeight.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

While the ability to simultaneously bring two camels to completion is undoubtedly a cool skill to have, how exactly does that help the average American?

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I would repeat the birthday wishes I got from Donald, but they violate our laws on spreading gay propaganda.

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The 7 stages of Western "concern" 1 This is concerning 2 This is increasingly concerning 3 We are now deeply concerned 4 We are now gravely concerned 5 There will be consequences 6 We demand answers 7 It is important not to escalate the situation

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APK @apkeight.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Do the likes of Hegseth and Miller really act as if some sort of accountability is incoming? There’s absolutely a plan to hold on to power forever. And there are only two questions: will they succeed, and what will have to happen to stop them?

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Kate from Kharkiv @kateinkharkiv.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

U.S.-Russia Talks on Ukraine Now Involve an Oil Deal Tied to Trump Allies While Ukraine bleeds, negotiations are underway... no, not to stop daily russian terror, but to acquire $20 billion worth of Lukoil assets for Trump's bestie. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/03/u...

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U.S.-Russia Talks on Ukraine Now Involve an Oil Deal Tied to Trump Allies

President Vladimir V. Putin brought up a sale of Russian energy assets with President Trump’s envoys, Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff, pushing a deal that raises new questions about conflicts of inter...

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APK @apkeight.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The civilisation humanity has built is wrong. It’s just wrong. Maybe a nuclear apocalypse wouldn’t be the end of the world.

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Jake Broe @realjakebroe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It's a cult... but only for really dumb people

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APK @apkeight.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Russia is not a terrorist state. It’s just a terrorist. There is no state there.

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APK @apkeight.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Trying to watch the Laver Cup and I just don’t get the appeal. Team World is playing. So when did Pluto get a tennis team? It’s not even a planet anymore.

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APK @apkeight.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Current score: Doomsday 13 Humanity 2 It’s first to 21

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