Elizabeth Kasprzyk @aphenine.bsky.social · 13hWhat. The. 🤣 substack.com/@thepersonal...substack.comMac Dohm (@thepersonalfreedompodcast)This may be the funniest thing you see all day. 000
Elizabeth Kasprzyk @aphenine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Today, at stand up, after discovering the insane productivity numbers, I actually found myself maniacally laughing. Not like fake laughing because it's expected. No, actually laughing. 001
Elizabeth Kasprzyk @aphenine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Furthering my adventures in insane AI, I have been feeling a bit unproductive this week. I'm only churning out about 4+ MRs per day, and I'm feeling really slow, as I'm about to cap out a 260+ merge request month for me and my boss. This is obviously insane. 100
Elizabeth Kasprzyk @aphenine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Over the last couple of months, I've been doing a giant maintenance blitz of our codebases using AI. What has struck me is just how many problems basic maintenance solves that would otherwise require work. 100
Reposted by Elizabeth KasprzykSamantha Asumadu @samanthaasumadu.substack.com · 22/09/2026'New analysis on UK media: British media is not delivering the news to its readers. They are delivering an agenda. The seven days after Channel 4 filmed James Orr are a damning indictment of the British press. Orr is a Cambridge associate professor.' via @newscord.org 5469221
Reposted by Elizabeth KasprzykRoger Senserrich @4freedoms.es · 21/09/2026He totally did the meme before the meme existed. 019961
Elizabeth Kasprzyk @aphenine.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I'm sorry, but I have suffered through this and now so must you! youtu.be/eLCP9NlWaQ4?...youtu.bePreston Bus Station - Ed Petrie and London Hughes (Sound of the Underground parody)YouTube video by Springsteen Recordings 000
Elizabeth Kasprzyk @aphenine.bsky.social · 16/09/2026In further AI related burnout, today's theme has been: I don't care. Unable to access the analytics system? Not my problem. Even though I deployed it this morning pushing code that should have been deployed before? Still not my problem. Except I am literally paid so it is my problem. 010
Elizabeth Kasprzyk @aphenine.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Pensioners have been forced into debt, bank charges and financial uncertainty by the civil service pension crisis. Despite these failures, Capita has been awarded a £370 million contract. It's time to bring Civil Service pension administration back in-house. www.megaphone.org.uk/petitions/st...megaphone.org.ukStop the Civil Service Pension Crisis: Bring Pension Administration Back In-HouseCivil servants deserve a pension service they can trust. Sign this petition to demand action now. 000
Elizabeth Kasprzyk @aphenine.bsky.social · 15/09/2026So, last week I speed-ran an entire month's work in a week. And it was cool. And I thought there would be no consequences. And today I am like "thing stuff must go in whatchamacallit" and I realise that I have not fully escaped unscathed from the consequences. 110
Elizabeth Kasprzyk @aphenine.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Several people have asked me about this already and this article is a brilliant response to those people. doctorow.medium.com/https-plural...doctorow.medium.comLLMs are real, AI is fakeNo, it didn’t “go rogue.” 100
Reposted by Elizabeth KasprzykPo-LINA-tergeist 👻 لينا @agirlcalledlina.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Just leaving this here 4838951357
Elizabeth Kasprzyk @aphenine.bsky.social · 11/09/2026So that was 232 maintenance tickets closed by me this week. Great productivity there. Let's never repeat it again... 😮💨 010
Elizabeth Kasprzyk @aphenine.bsky.social · 10/09/2026It's a common annoyance for me that people won't put together environmental degradation and rising food prices. This speech nails it. 211227
Elizabeth Kasprzyk @aphenine.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Looking forward to my DnD game later! My players have successfully nullified the power of the Book of Rules and can escape the crashed gnomish city anytime they want. But the Devils of the city are still plotting and the valuable gnomish flying engines are still calling. And who will they take? 030
Elizabeth Kasprzyk @aphenine.bsky.social · 08/09/2026It turned out to be nearer 280 tickets, of which ~100 have been completed. The biggest problem is always verifying. This work is a maintenance sweep across our secondary and tertiary repos. These often have much worse testing procedures than our primary repos. 100
Elizabeth Kasprzyk @aphenine.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Every once in a while I just want to know how far I can push the insanity of agentic AI. Today's example was creating 254 tickets in one go on our Git host. I ran out of tokens before I could start actually working through them. Oh well... There's always tomorrow. 000
Elizabeth Kasprzyk @aphenine.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I read a lot of Cory Doctorow and his takedowns of Amazon are always great. If you haven't seen this before, it explains how Amazon massages its search page to extract major bank from people. 100
Elizabeth Kasprzyk @aphenine.bsky.social · 29/08/2026This cause is close to my heart - please sign: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/sa...you.38degrees.org.ukSave The Prince Charles CinemaThe future of the iconic Prince Charles Cinema in London’s West End is under serious threat! We are beyond disappointed that our landlords, Zedwell LSQ Ltd and their ultimate parent company Criterion... 010
Reposted by Elizabeth KasprzykQueerAF @wearequeeraf.com · 28/08/2026🚨🆕 @wearequeeraf.com and @whatthetrans.com can reveal that the NHS has cancelled all gender-affirming surgeries for adult patients of the Welsh Gender Service Some trans patients received the news just days or even hours before they were due to take place 👇 www.wearequeeraf.com/nhs-cancels-...wearequeeraf.comNHS cancels all gender-affirming surgeries for adult patients of Welsh Gender Service with immediate effectSome trans patients received news their surgeries had been cancelled just days or even hours before they were due to take place 45793366
Reposted by Elizabeth KasprzykCheryl Rosbak @csrosbak.bsky.social · 25/08/2026This interview reads like an Onion article 😂 www.cbc.ca/radio/asitha...cbc.caB.C. swimmer crosses the Strait of Georgia in under nine hours | CBC RadioWhen it comes to crossing the Strait of Georgia, most people would choose to do so in a boat, a ship — any kind of a marine vessel, really. But not Melanie Buggey. She chose to swim. 011
Elizabeth Kasprzyk @aphenine.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Really good and simple analysis of an AI data centre build. substack.com/@thewallstre...substack.comThe Wall Street Skinny (@thewallstreetskinny)When I heard that OpenAI was planning to spend over $500bn on a data center, I had to understand what could possibly cost HALF A TRILLION DOLLARS to build. And, more importantly, why NVIDIA would be w... 000
Elizabeth Kasprzyk @aphenine.bsky.social · 26/08/2026So yesterday saw me update the rest of my company over our AI usage. It was a fantastic and fun talk to give. It's rare you get to go "here's our productivity, it went up by 8x" and it definitely lets you feel like a rock star for a day! 110
Elizabeth Kasprzyk @aphenine.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Well, I just finished Horizon Zero Dawn 's main plot and honestly, Fuck Ted Faro. I keep trying to think of fates suitable for him, and honestly, having read a lot of fantasy and sci-fi with some pretty gruesome ends, I am drawing a blank for anything suitable enough. 210
Elizabeth Kasprzyk @aphenine.bsky.social · 22/08/2026*sigh* It's nice to know that trans women aren't allowed anti-hormonal treatment, but if you're a sex offender then anti-hormones for you are mandatory. I mean, who writes this stuff, and do they read the anti-trans parts of their own newspaper? www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...theguardian.comChemical suppression: why the UK is exploring libido control drugs to treat sex offendersTreatment is already required by parole boards in several countries, but some feel the practice is unethical 110
Reposted by Elizabeth KasprzykEmma Monk @monkemma.bsky.social · 22/08/2026One of the first "outrageous" claims I saw as Jason Arday's media hounding unfolded was that he ran 30 marathons in 35 days! Wow! What a thing to claim! And the newspapers all suggested there was no evidence he actually did it. Well, they clearly didn't look very hard 🙄 🧵 1/26 10628181393
Elizabeth Kasprzyk @aphenine.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Next Tuesday I am going to stand up in front of my company and show them the graphs showing our productivity shot up by 8x due to AI. I'm sure it's going to be amazing. 110
Elizabeth Kasprzyk @aphenine.bsky.social · 18/08/2026What's your favourite bible verse? Wrong answers only. "This is the way" giphy.com/gifs/disneyp...giphy.comStaring Star Wars GIF by Disney+ - Find & Share on GIPHYDiscover & share this Staring Star Wars GIF by Disney+ with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs. 211
Elizabeth Kasprzyk @aphenine.bsky.social · 16/08/2026We need to show rightwing newspapers that actions have consequences. Add your name: goodlawproject.org/s/abb8a1goodlawproject.orgJason Arday: Demand a public inquiry now | Good Law ProjectCommission an immediate public inquiry into how to ensure a responsible press given its contribution to Dr Arday’s tragic death. 010
Reposted by Elizabeth KasprzykSarah Viktoria 🇬🇧🏳️⚧️⚧️🦗 @sarahviktoria.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Just heard on Radio 5 Live that one of Andy Burnham's bright ideas for easing the shortage of prison places to do with PC Harper, is to allow the use of the female prison estate for male prisoners.static.klipy.comSarah Atwood Cry Laughing on NerdtainmentAlt: A woman laughing and crying at the same time, with the caption: "cry laughing." 814945
Reposted by Elizabeth KasprzykSARS‑CoV‑2 (COVID-19) @covid19disease.bsky.social · 09/08/2026🚨 BREAKTHROUGH: Waterloo scientists Dr. Brian Ingalls, Dr. Sara Sadr, and Dr. Marc Aucoin have engineered “tumor-eating” bacteria that can invade and destroy cancer from within. A potential breakthrough in cancer treatment research. 423132153499
Elizabeth Kasprzyk @aphenine.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Sunday last week I threw my back out, picking up my shopping after I had put two bags down to open my front door and then picked them up again. I have no idea why that happened. I've thrown out my back in the past when I've been stupid and exercised hard without prep. This hasn't been the case. 100
Elizabeth Kasprzyk @aphenine.bsky.social · 07/08/2026This article makes an excellent point about Tech Debt, one that I am in the process of discovering levelup.gitconnected.com/ai-will-kill...levelup.gitconnected.comAI Will Kill Technical Debt as We Know ItWe’ve misused the term for two decades. AI is about to make it impossible to ignore. 000
Elizabeth Kasprzyk @aphenine.bsky.social · 07/08/2026My Weds group DnD players continue to inspire me. They have been exploring the crashed gnomish city and last session was amazing. We split the party and one group went off and did loony toons adventures trying to capture a gnome and make them tell her how to count in gnomish. 130
Elizabeth Kasprzyk @aphenine.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Well, my entire sense of normal has been horribly thrown out of whack at work. The first part of the week I was sad because i was "only" producing 3 merge requests a day. That would have been extremely good back in the day. Then today, over 10 MRs went in with about another 9 waiting for tomorrow. 100
Elizabeth Kasprzyk @aphenine.bsky.social · 06/08/2026It's amazing how quickly you can get acclimatized to weather. It's 22.5C in my flat and I am feeling chilly. That would have been comfortable a while back. And several times I have been comfortably living with 25C when I was dying with that at the start of the heatwave. 010
Elizabeth Kasprzyk @aphenine.bsky.social · 01/08/2026merge-metrics-a79185.gitlab.io My boss made a graph of number of MR requests per month that were merged over the course of our codebase's existence (which started in 2020)merge-metrics-a79185.gitlab.ioMerged MRs by project · 2020–2026 101
Reposted by Elizabeth KasprzykAda Palmer @adapalmer.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Endometriosis takes nine years to diagnose. That’s about to change. NICE has approved two tests: a saliva test reading microRNA markers, and a gut-sensor test returning results in 45 minutes, sparing women the keyhole surgery currently needed. buff.ly/QX3jHk8 #ShareGoodNewsToobuff.lyRapid endometriosis tests to be made available on NHS in England and WalesSaliva and gut sensor-based tests hailed as ‘gamechanger’ for millions of women who can wait years for diagnosis 141281617
Reposted by Elizabeth KasprzykTACC @tacc.org.uk · 13/07/2026We have sent a response to Sex Matters 0827
Reposted by Elizabeth KasprzykHenry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 30/07/2026That escalated quickly. 29517150
Reposted by Elizabeth KasprzykThem Fatale, @mxthemfatale.bsky.social · 18/07/2026BBC burying the lede here until paragraph 3 - JKR bankrolled this and LOST. I repeat - JKR bankrolled this lawfare against the Belfast Film Festival and... LOST. It can be done! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukTribunal rules woman not unlawfully discriminated against over beliefsSara Morrison claimed she was forced out of her job at Belfast Film Festival for her views on sex and gender. 539211516
Elizabeth Kasprzyk @aphenine.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I am playing Horizon: Zero Dawn I went to Makers End I know who Ted Faro is I know what his crimes are Wow, this game has aged well. Given the Ukraine War and Elon Musk, the plot is totally not horrendously relevant. Oh no... 030
Elizabeth Kasprzyk @aphenine.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I just came back from a LaserTag 40k LARP: od3e.larp.org.uk/p/selling-so... It was a hell of a lot of fun, and I have managed to do >24k steps and a hell of a lot of exercise, so I am exhausted.od3e.larp.org.ukSelling SoulsSelling Souls Premise Communication from the Council of Inquisitors at Valedor. To the combined Inquisitorial team previously instructed to ... 020
Reposted by Elizabeth KasprzykEd Macdonald @ed4words.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Everybody! Please let’s always remember to keep digging shit out of the ground to burn, even though it has never been necessary. And more data centres, please! The top is a fiction map used in a video about global warming and its affects on France. The bottom is a recent French weather forecast. 20405196
Reposted by Elizabeth KasprzykCal Horton (they/them) @fiercemum.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Just had meeting with kiddo's school. She has been fully supported, treated with full equality & dignity for years. All of that changes from September. Full segregation & humiliation across the board. The school staff cried in the meeting. This will absolutely lead to children's deaths 1/2 9437941406
Reposted by Elizabeth KasprzykExtreme Temperatures Around the World @extremetemps.bsky.social · 14/07/2026HISTORIC 53C DAY- 38C at NIGHT 52.7C Omidieh IRAN All time record and 2026 World Record MINIMUMS ! 38.3 Delhoran IRAN 33.1 Uchkuduk UZBEKISTAN Next days WORSE 53/54c Middle East 49/50C former USSR 50/52C CHINA NIGHTS up to 40C MOST EXTREME HEAT WAVE IN WORLD HISTORY 16308251
Elizabeth Kasprzyk @aphenine.bsky.social · 13/07/2026One of the things I really struggled with in my new DnD campaign is the tech jump between the rebuilding civilization and the old ancient civilization. Trying to find out how to balance the game so both tech levels can work is tricky 100
Elizabeth Kasprzyk @aphenine.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I came across this and wow, their granny was incredible... 000
Elizabeth Kasprzyk @aphenine.bsky.social · 08/07/2026My players today experienced a beautiful elven lady beckoning them into a courtyard in the middle of a crashed gnomish city that is supposed to be deserted except for devils, gnomes and goblins. They were totally suspicious and didn't want to go in. I love that I have induced that level of paranoia 120