Alex @apeluso.bsky.social · 13/02/2026for any future employers, i’m a really chill guy with a big heart and lots of determination 020
Alex @apeluso.bsky.social · 06/02/2026that post groundhog day depression got me with no skeet ideas 020
Alex @apeluso.bsky.social · 02/02/2026about to hit the gym on this great groundhog day. 3 sets of looking for my shadow and 4 sets of hibernating until next february! 🤣🤣 here’s to a good workout. #gymmotivation #groundhogday #workout 020
Alex @apeluso.bsky.social · 02/02/2026how’s everyone’s groundhog day going so far? has Phil’s prediction proven itself right already or what! 🤣🤣🤣 SO COLD 🥶❄️ i suppose only time will tell if he’s right once again (SPOILER ALERT: HE WILL BE) #groundhogday #winter #cold #snow 020
Alex @apeluso.bsky.social · 02/02/2026What do you call a groundhog who tells jokes? A pun-xsutawney Phil! 🤣🤣🤣 Happy Groundhog Day y’all! #groundhogday #comedy #groundhogdaycomedy #punxsutawney 020
Alex @apeluso.bsky.social · 02/02/2026🚨REPORTS ARE IN🚨 Shadow has been spotted! We all know what that means; 6 more weeks of winter! Make sure to bundle up as we may be getting more snow in the coming weeks. Ha! Just what we needed. 🤣🤣🤣 Happy Groundhog Day everyone! #breakingnews #groundhogday #phil 130
Alex @apeluso.bsky.social · 02/02/2026groundhog day. my favorite holiday! wishing everybody a happy one! hope we all enjoy some of that classic groundhog day magic. my most memorable groundhog day was back in 2009 when Phil granted us 6 more weeks of winter. 🥶 ❄️ reply with your favorite groundhog day memory! #groundhogday #phil #winter 130
Alex @apeluso.bsky.social · 30/01/2026most people own several items, but the exact amount of items owned varies by person #learnsomethingnewfriday 020
Alex @apeluso.bsky.social · 30/01/2026i wish my girlfriend would start skeeting again. life was peak when she was on this app. now i just have to reminisce. @glizrizz.bsky.social 140
Alex @apeluso.bsky.social · 29/01/202622 followers and 22 following call that the rasheed shaheed ratio #seahawks #football #nflcomedy #thursdayobservations 030
Alex @apeluso.bsky.social · 28/01/2026some progress looks like nothing from the outside. that’s usually intentional. 🤔💭 #iykyk #movinginsilence #wednesdaymotivation 030
Alex @apeluso.bsky.social · 28/01/2026played a bit of LORT yesterday with the boys. pretty fun game with a lot of promise. can’t wait to see where the devs take it next! #indiegame #lort #roguelike #gamingbluesky 071
Alex @apeluso.bsky.social · 28/01/2026genuinely fuck ice i almost ate shit on my sidewalk td #slippedandfell 320
Alex @apeluso.bsky.social · 23/12/2024dk metcalf runs “worst route ever”, asked to leave the stadium 050
Alex @apeluso.bsky.social · 07/12/2024just thought of new slang. TKOG - “That Kind Of Guy”. Don’t be TKOG #TKOG #passiton 320
Alex @apeluso.bsky.social · 04/12/2024to the people who don’t fw their spotify wrapped… mf you’re the one who listened to the music 😭 150
Reposted by AlexHenry David Throwed @rosserr.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Kendrick performing in Toronto on fathers day is NASTY WORK lmao 148109231038
Alex @apeluso.bsky.social · 01/12/2024can’t believe i’m gonna see jake bobo in person tomorrow #blessed 140
Reposted by AlexConnorEatsPants @connoreatspants.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Fortnite Friday with Zachary Levi tomorrow 🔥 4PM PST 🇺🇸💥 1740714
Reposted by AlexKGKendall @kgkendall.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Thankful for windows, it’s pretty neat being able to see outside type shit. And zoos benefit a lot from the invention of windows and glass. Fish tanks 🔥. Cars have windows as well i believe. #glasshalffull #windows11 #Thanksgiving 032
Alex @apeluso.bsky.social · 27/11/2024you know it’s gonna be a good bookstore when you walk in and that wooden floor start creakin 😫 150
Alex @apeluso.bsky.social · 23/11/2024why won’t my gf stop talking about caitvilesbiansexmas eve? should i be worried? 260
Alex @apeluso.bsky.social · 22/11/2024i KNOW all my homies fw the kk slider playlist 🔥 #RealMusic 140
Reposted by Alexstellar @stellar9.bsky.social · 22/11/2024*smoking a cigarette to show the world how tough and hardened i am* “th- COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH HACK ACK UGH COUGH UGH OUGH COUGH ACK COU-.. FACKIN COUGHHRRRRRMM COUGH URGH URGH WHADDUFUC.. UGH UGH AGH COUGH OUGH COUGH AGH COUGH 042
Alex @apeluso.bsky.social · 21/11/2024stranded at perkins in the rain who wanna scoop me #help #scared 240
Alex @apeluso.bsky.social · 20/11/2024boss makes a dollar, i make a dime, that’s why i skeet on company time #work #bored #grind 151
Alex @apeluso.bsky.social · 20/11/2024this is directed at the 3 people who see my posts… we might as well be in a group chat at this point. haven’t had a skeet crack 10 likes 440
Reposted by AlexJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 17/11/2024mahomes won a super bowl straight up, then he almost won one with no o-line, then he won one on one leg, then he won one with receivers who'd never seen a football before, now he's trying to win one while throwing a horrifyingly dumb pick every game. he's trying to win football on every balatro deck 321857196
Alex @apeluso.bsky.social · 19/11/2024seeing all the Balatro discourse around the GOTY awards made me realize you either have never heard of the game, or it has taken over your life at some point this year 030
Alex @apeluso.bsky.social · 19/11/2024lmk who wanna be moots or whatever 🥚Northernlion 🃏Balatro 🤺 Slay The Spire 🎲 Diceomancer erm…. ummmmmm…. uhhhhhh….. did i mention Northernlion #promosky #gaming #roguelike #help 290
Alex @apeluso.bsky.social · 19/11/2024skeeting in the bathroom call that a toilet skeet #tacobell 040
Alex @apeluso.bsky.social · 19/11/2024if X is the everything app is bluesky the #everythingelseapp 🤔 041
Alex @apeluso.bsky.social · 19/11/2024would go insane if localthunk announces balatro expansion dlc at the game awards #copium 140
Reposted by Alexbird @joyce-strangebird.bsky.social · 18/11/2024probably feels good as fuck to be a huge door in dark Souls and get opened 1524244
