Alex @apeluso.bsky.social · 13/02/2026for any future employers, i’m a really chill guy with a big heart and lots of determination 020
Alex @apeluso.bsky.social · 11/02/2026i know i shouldn’t be naming names but i feel it needs to be said in this case… good riddance to that Chiefs dynasty #gohawks 020
Alex @apeluso.bsky.social · 06/02/2026that post groundhog day depression got me with no skeet ideas 020
Alex @apeluso.bsky.social · 02/02/2026about to hit the gym on this great groundhog day. 3 sets of looking for my shadow and 4 sets of hibernating until next february! 🤣🤣 here’s to a good workout. #gymmotivation #groundhogday #workout 020
Alex @apeluso.bsky.social · 02/02/2026how’s everyone’s groundhog day going so far? has Phil’s prediction proven itself right already or what! 🤣🤣🤣 SO COLD 🥶❄️ i suppose only time will tell if he’s right once again (SPOILER ALERT: HE WILL BE) #groundhogday #winter #cold #snow 020
Alex @apeluso.bsky.social · 02/02/2026What do you call a groundhog who tells jokes? A pun-xsutawney Phil! 🤣🤣🤣 Happy Groundhog Day y’all! #groundhogday #comedy #groundhogdaycomedy #punxsutawney 020
Alex @apeluso.bsky.social · 02/02/2026🚨REPORTS ARE IN🚨 Shadow has been spotted! We all know what that means; 6 more weeks of winter! Make sure to bundle up as we may be getting more snow in the coming weeks. Ha! Just what we needed. 🤣🤣🤣 Happy Groundhog Day everyone! #breakingnews #groundhogday #phil 130
Alex @apeluso.bsky.social · 02/02/2026groundhog day. my favorite holiday! wishing everybody a happy one! hope we all enjoy some of that classic groundhog day magic. my most memorable groundhog day was back in 2009 when Phil granted us 6 more weeks of winter. 🥶 ❄️ reply with your favorite groundhog day memory! #groundhogday #phil #winter 130
Alex @apeluso.bsky.social · 30/01/2026most people own several items, but the exact amount of items owned varies by person #learnsomethingnewfriday 020
Alex @apeluso.bsky.social · 30/01/2026common misconception, it was actually the left brothers #learnsomethingnewfriday 020
Alex @apeluso.bsky.social · 30/01/2026i wish my girlfriend would start skeeting again. life was peak when she was on this app. now i just have to reminisce. @glizrizz.bsky.social 140
Alex @apeluso.bsky.social · 29/01/202622 followers and 22 following call that the rasheed shaheed ratio #seahawks #football #nflcomedy #thursdayobservations 030
Alex @apeluso.bsky.social · 28/01/2026some progress looks like nothing from the outside. that’s usually intentional. 🤔💭 #iykyk #movinginsilence #wednesdaymotivation 030
Alex @apeluso.bsky.social · 28/01/2026played a bit of LORT yesterday with the boys. pretty fun game with a lot of promise. can’t wait to see where the devs take it next! #indiegame #lort #roguelike #gamingbluesky 071
Alex @apeluso.bsky.social · 28/01/2026genuinely fuck ice i almost ate shit on my sidewalk td #slippedandfell 320
Alex @apeluso.bsky.social · 23/12/2024dk metcalf runs “worst route ever”, asked to leave the stadium 050
Alex @apeluso.bsky.social · 07/12/2024just thought of new slang. TKOG - “That Kind Of Guy”. Don’t be TKOG #TKOG #passiton 320
Alex @apeluso.bsky.social · 04/12/2024to the people who don’t fw their spotify wrapped… mf you’re the one who listened to the music 😭 150
Reposted by AlexHenry David Throwed @rosserr.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Kendrick performing in Toronto on fathers day is NASTY WORK lmao 148109201038
Alex @apeluso.bsky.social · 03/12/2024so we’re #apelnapping instead of attending our scrapy meeting. wow. 120
Alex @apeluso.bsky.social · 01/12/2024can’t believe i’m gonna see jake bobo in person tomorrow #blessed 140
Reposted by AlexConnorEatsPants @connoreatspants.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Fortnite Friday with Zachary Levi tomorrow 🔥 4PM PST 🇺🇸💥 1740714
Reposted by AlexKGKendall @kgkendall.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Thankful for windows, it’s pretty neat being able to see outside type shit. And zoos benefit a lot from the invention of windows and glass. Fish tanks 🔥. Cars have windows as well i believe. #glasshalffull #windows11 #Thanksgiving 032
Alex @apeluso.bsky.social · 27/11/2024am i not allowed to just have a thought and share it with the world. stop trying to #silence me 040
Alex @apeluso.bsky.social · 27/11/2024you know it’s gonna be a good bookstore when you walk in and that wooden floor start creakin 😫 150
Alex @apeluso.bsky.social · 23/11/2024why won’t my gf stop talking about caitvilesbiansexmas eve? should i be worried? 260
Alex @apeluso.bsky.social · 22/11/2024i KNOW all my homies fw the kk slider playlist 🔥 #RealMusic 140
