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A P *demon bursts out of my face* Clarke

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London. I make The Lost Cat Podcast, I make music, I make movies, I post a lot of nerdy shit about these sorts of things. All typos are to prove I am not AI. thank you. apclarke.studio

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A P *demon bursts out of my face* Clarke @apclarke.bsky.social · 2h
Monotriv Scrab could work though! I think this might be Kieron's greatest contribution to culture.
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A P *demon bursts out of my face* Clarke @apclarke.bsky.social · 2h
I love this.
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A P *demon bursts out of my face* Clarke @apclarke.bsky.social · 3h
The Terminator saying “Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th, and realizes that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.  In a panic, they try to pull the plug.”
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Annalee Newitz @annaleen.bsky.social · 17h
Oh shit this ruins some of my plans
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A P *demon bursts out of my face* Clarke @apclarke.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ha! I'll leave shittin' on Philly as your job! :) I'm not going to go near criticising a city as fair as Philadelphia as I do not know it at all (and Reacher might beat me up).
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A P *demon bursts out of my face* Clarke @apclarke.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Are you suggesting they should be held in the crummiest places? I dunno, man, that idea might actually have legs! :) (In London, Frightfest is in Leicester Square, a tourist-y hell hole that makes me want to stay in the cinema ALL day)
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A P *demon bursts out of my face* Clarke @apclarke.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My Halloween viewing has been delightfully random so far. Here is SURVIVAL ISLAND. It's a demonic pinata movie. letterboxd.com/andrewclarke...
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A review of Survival Island (2002)
They did it, they made a demonic pinata movie. Obviously awful, but basically played straight, and so its many delights shine: - First 5 minutes genuinely great, full of atmospheric cinematography and...
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Doug Slack @dslack.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Back in print and available at my shoppe! www.ebay.com/usr/dougslack
5"x7" print of watercolor portrait of Gonzo5"x7" print of watercolor portrait of Fozzie5"x7" print of watercolor portrait of Kermit
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Phil Nobile Jr. @philnobilejr.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I just found the Sasquatch emoji 🫈
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A P *demon bursts out of my face* Clarke @apclarke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hold on a second... are these characters insects?
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A P *demon bursts out of my face* Clarke @apclarke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Aww, man :,(
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A P *demon bursts out of my face* Clarke @apclarke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Those judgey little red dots...! My (super accurate) rule for auto-correcting comics 'noise words' shall be: for every letter that should not follow the previous one, add an exclamation mark at the end. Job done! 🙂
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A P *demon bursts out of my face* Clarke @apclarke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I mean, if you're wavering, i'm thinking maybe not bother? I mean, you could watch those new Mononoke things? Plenty of stuff in the world!
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A P *demon bursts out of my face* Clarke @apclarke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lindelof exec produced both. Watchmen I remember having a lot more bigger ideas and interesting stuff, but Lanterns has a better focus on characters and ground level lived-experience. Good chemistry from the leads too. Which is better? Eeehhhhh... Neither are Legion, but nothing is! Legion rules.
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A P *demon bursts out of my face* Clarke @apclarke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's a bit like Green Lantern!
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A P *demon bursts out of my face* Clarke @apclarke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sounds like the plot of Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy ;)
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A P *demon bursts out of my face* Clarke @apclarke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think GL stuff is just the dumbest stuff in the world... and thankfully so does the show heyoooooo! Probably the show is interesting, I think, in the context of superhero TV shows, probably not interesting at all in terms of actual comic GL.
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A P *demon bursts out of my face* Clarke @apclarke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So, in all, i'd say it stuck its landing. Just about!
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A P *demon bursts out of my face* Clarke @apclarke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This one, by showing that people are basically 'good' underneath, and everyone is trying to do the best thing in a very messy world, at least keeps the 'good' part of the fantasy, if not the powers.
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A P *demon bursts out of my face* Clarke @apclarke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The fantasy of comics and superheroes is not the powers, but that they do GOOD with them. This is nice, but explains why shows like this get into trouble when trying to bring capes in to the real world - either you are undermining the central fantasy, or you are backing into weird fascist shit.
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A P *demon bursts out of my face* Clarke @apclarke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And so the pendulum swings again, through nice liberal ACAB into some real UBERMEN stuff.
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A P *demon bursts out of my face* Clarke @apclarke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Also, by rejecting power structures in good progressive style, this whole new DC is very much on the side of putting absolute power and authority into the hands of individuals, outside of any accountability, as accountability is inherently corrupt.
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A P *demon bursts out of my face* Clarke @apclarke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Cycles, cycles, and pendulums of 'what is fashionable' swinging back and forth, but this one might be slightly behind the curve?
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A P *demon bursts out of my face* Clarke @apclarke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I guess they are doing the 'decompressed storytelling' thing of the 2000s, and attempting to do the ACAB thing of rejecting all institutionalised power structures of post-Watchmen stuff of the 90s. I guess they did it well, but maybe the zeitgiest has moved on?
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A P *demon bursts out of my face* Clarke @apclarke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It feels a bit 'why did you make me sit through ALL of that?'.
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A P *demon bursts out of my face* Clarke @apclarke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
But it can't escape the 'modern superhero thing' where ANY story is really only for putting the pieces in place for a new status quo, and in a couple years the whole thing could just be summed up in a sentence or so at the start of the next one.
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A P *demon bursts out of my face* Clarke @apclarke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
But introducing various macguffins and character reveals right in the last episode? Spending 5 episodes on what is a back story to a back story? I'll assume they were 'trying something' with re-ordering modern TV story-telling, and so I should give it a tentative thumbs up.
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A P *demon bursts out of my face* Clarke @apclarke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When it turned to reveal its human heart - hard-bitten care and love, once all that duty, glory and the violent ideology of fearlessness stuff is torn away - I didn't hate it. Kinda went with it. That's success, right?
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A P *demon bursts out of my face* Clarke @apclarke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Lanterns tv show finale: Well, it stuck its landing, which is to say keeping it character-based and ground-level.
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A P *demon bursts out of my face* Clarke @apclarke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh crikey, read the gospels imagining Jesus with short guy energy. 'Yeah I can do MIRACLES me, yeah. Fukkin son of god int' I? You got 5 fish? I got fukkin 5000! Flip ya fukkin tables ya cunts!'
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A P *demon bursts out of my face* Clarke @apclarke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lake Mungo! Mungo Australiano!
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Doug Slack @dslack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Mystery of The Wax Museum"(1933, two-strip technicolor) with Fay Wray & Lionel Atwill.
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Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 03/10/2026
The Birds (Dir. Ken Loach)
A ridiculous number of pigeons on the roof of a Best One shop
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A P *demon bursts out of my face* Clarke @apclarke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Exorcist is a really good movie.
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Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 01/10/2026
PlayStation 6 should just be a PSOne but with internet.
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A P *demon bursts out of my face* Clarke @apclarke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For the beginning of scary month, here is HAXAN with a commentary by someone who sounds like a happy Werner Herzog: youtu.be/zyTyGLOgyFg
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A P *demon bursts out of my face* Clarke @apclarke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If those Americans had any guts at all, they'd start worshipping that death row lady as a saint. Talk about an avatar of a nation.
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A P *demon bursts out of my face* Clarke @apclarke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So are dark haired dudes called 'brunes'?
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A P *demon bursts out of my face* Clarke @apclarke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So i'm just saying you'd have to change basically NOTHING to get a Slow Horses into Game Of Thrones.
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A P *demon bursts out of my face* Clarke @apclarke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Holy crap that was her off of House Of The Dragon that was in Season 1 of Slow Horses?
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A P *demon bursts out of my face* Clarke @apclarke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is today! Constructed out of 390 horror movies, this is for all lovers of horror, pure kino, editing shenanigans and just wildly obsessive labours of love. It can be grabbed for free at the email below. Get it, all you horror fiends!
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Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
September 30th October 1st
A promotional photo actress Goldie Hawn from the 1987 film Overboard. She is wearing a flannel and producing a big happy smile. Promotional still of actress Goldie Hawn from the 1992 film Death Becomes Her. Hawn is dripping wet, scowling, and has a massive hole in her stomach from a shotgun. Her eyes are also pale blue, suggesting she is undead.
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Doug Slack @dslack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
September 30th October 1st
2 shots from  "Sh! The Octopus" 
An old lady laughing
She suddenly transforms into a witch
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A P *demon bursts out of my face* Clarke @apclarke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There will be something very interesting, if probably depressing, industry reason for this beyond 'lol lazy', but I am not privy to it - I just gotta look at a lotta nothing.
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A P *demon bursts out of my face* Clarke @apclarke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Supergirl is the most recent example of this. The comic had lush alien jungles, the film has an infinitely flat blank plain (mountains in background). The Flash, The latest Transformers - lotta battles on 'default Unreal lay out'
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A P *demon bursts out of my face* Clarke @apclarke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I get very much that 'infinitely flat blank plain' fits emotionally with the dramatic moment in LANTERNS ep 7 - it is the 'go to underworld' moment... but it plays almost as a pastiche of modern CGI world-building.
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A P *demon bursts out of my face* Clarke @apclarke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
An anecdote from the movie is that the younger sister's part was cut down (allegedly!) because she was too overwhelming a screen presence and Bacall felt threatened. Bacall won that one, but didn't notice the 'bookish girl' running away with the movie jut across the street.
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A P *demon bursts out of my face* Clarke @apclarke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In a movie chock full of the very best dames in the world, the brunette still beat them all.
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A P *demon bursts out of my face* Clarke @apclarke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How they gonna kiss tho.
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A P *demon bursts out of my face* Clarke @apclarke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What is your position on the American President clearly being a fan of your rules? (my apologies for linking to him. It is a great judgement on this world that the worst person in it is really very funny about it) www.youtube.com/shorts/0zBki...
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Trump: "Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen. But with Tylenol, don't take it."
YouTube video by The Bulwark
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