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86*infinity+47*infinity= We can have a better world *Violence is not the answer. Vote. We can do it. America deserves a better history than what we've written.

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Nearly Sentient NPC @aoxxi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

our noses on our faces, we just block that shit the fuck out. Ok, I'm fine. Breathe.... it's fine.... *pops like a very gay balloon, only the glitter is super sad and smells like cat pee

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Holy Fuck Dude Eric Cartman

ALT: Holy Fuck Dude Eric Cartman

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Nearly Sentient NPC @aoxxi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

We're literally acting like some tribal warlord backwood third world country, you know, the kind that America has spent its existing creating. We're the rapist cornel boy of the globe. along with putin and the like. How does it come to this? It's weird, right? We all notice it, but much like

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Nearly Sentient NPC @aoxxi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

It's a red line. This should be a red line. We've put up with children being ripped from their parents. We're destroying young minds. Warping them, twisting them in ways that will be self-destructive, and ultimately society wide. How does all this end? Like, holy fuck. A public execution?!

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Nearly Sentient NPC @aoxxi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Executions, live. It's surreal. How have we decended to such madness, to such levels of depravity, we've gone feral. Y'all white people have gone feral. Y'all have gone rabid. Not all of ya, mind you, but a damn good portion of the demographic woke up and chose a bit of the old ultra violence.

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Whoah Holy Shit

ALT: Whoah Holy Shit

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Nearly Sentient NPC @aoxxi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

This was directed solely at myself for my own amusement. Please enjoy. Viewer discretion is advised.

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Nearly Sentient NPC @aoxxi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

tendency to talk for hours. Poor guy...

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Nearly Sentient NPC @aoxxi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

By all accounts, he was a decent fellow, a bit petty and stubborn, but overall, enlightened, intelligent, curious. Farmers loved their farmer king. He lost the Revolutionary war. Never recovered. it haunted him, lol. Ok. Off to finish the thc coffee..... Oh, yeah, that's what it was. He had a

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Nearly Sentient NPC @aoxxi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

7.... plus four.... alpha *echoes Do you hear what I hear?.... This was never gonna work, see. You dames are.... it's a hippopotamus. Ok, phew. I got all the psychopathy out of me for the day. It's like an exorcism, but for your brain. King George had Bipolar with intermittent psychosis and mania

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Nearly Sentient NPC @aoxxi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Marlboro burgers, for when the burger flavoured cigarette... just isn't enough. Cancer in a can. Are you a Republican? Well friend, we recommend this fine Cancer in a Can. Pop one open and simply inhale, sharply. Repeat the steps fifteen more times. Euphoria sets in within just ten minutes, minus

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Nearly Sentient NPC @aoxxi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Dr. Strangelove and the Multiverse of How I Learned to stop Worrying and Love the Madness. There, I fixed it, you imbecile! How dare you!!! You're an asshole! You know what, that's fair. We ARE ASSHOLES!!!! This performance of 'Our American Cousin' has been brought to you by, Marlboro Burgers.

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Sophia_Nyx 🐰 @sophianyx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Name your fav song from a Horror Film.

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Nearly Sentient NPC @aoxxi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

at least his lower eye lids are getting the recommended uv protection.... "They're cosmetic" damn...

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Nearly Sentient NPC @aoxxi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

If I did stand up comedy, I wouldn't. I'd do sit down comedy. Also, don't heckle. It's one step away from open anarchy.

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I loathe posting these, but this is an update: Betty’s pipes are fixed, but the house remains in shambles and still needs major renovations. If you can spare a few dollars, that would be so appreciated. If not, God bless you, but a repost is free. ❤️ gofund.me/01e55a690

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Nearly Sentient NPC @aoxxi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I miss the Diane Rehm show. Just found out she has a fucking podcast, where have I been?... gotta start listening, Toot Suite.... tee hee. *screams frantically at a passing lobster 'It was the name of the theme song, by Claude Bolling!!!! It's a great song!!!!'

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Nearly Sentient NPC @aoxxi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Is "Dick's" the name of the store, the owner, or a description of their corporate culture?...

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Nearly Sentient NPC @aoxxi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

totally watch, but they've forgotten the date, too busy drinking homemade vodka from a toilet bowl and huffing paint, while strangling Ukrainian newborns

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Nearly Sentient NPC @aoxxi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

*Arkansas is too busy masturbating in a dank cave to incest porn (it's ok, they're paid actors, just don't tell Arkansas, it'll ruin the magic) *California indignantly refuses to witness such barbarity, opting instead to keep their appointment to Botox their anal valves *Russia would

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Nearly Sentient NPC @aoxxi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Our regularly scheduled revolution will not be aired tonight so that we may present, LIVE FROM THE WHITE HOUSE, AN EXECUTION!!!! *Texas explodes with applause *Mississippi accidentally shoots Aunt Momma in the foot *Alabama's too busy to watch, as they are scheduling their lynchings

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Nearly Sentient NPC @aoxxi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

John Lennon slept in a John Lennon sized cocoon, made out of real Palos Verdes blue butterfly cocoons. He insisted the butterflies be ripped out alive during cultivation. They are almost extinct.

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Nearly Sentient NPC @aoxxi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I've been told I have a real smart mouth, and a real smart ass, unfortunately, none of those smarts transferred up into muh head....

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Nearly Sentient NPC @aoxxi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

It would just take one or two nice old white ladies to melt that shit away. It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make....

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Status Coup News @statuscoupnews.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

🚨BREAKING: ICE vehicle RAMS through NYC protesters attempting to block it from leaving after ICE agents SHOT a man in NYC—the man’s young son was in the back seat. WE’RE LIVE ON SCENE ⬇️

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Nearly Sentient NPC @aoxxi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

'We'll lose ten cows, tops' Nobody is going to want to make that sacrifice. 'Fine... we'll stay in this enclosure and end up as ground beef.... fucking CATTLE!!!' *Cows ruminating on freedom

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Nearly Sentient NPC @aoxxi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

*Awkward date It's just pre cum.... It's all over the place, it seems excessive...? By 'pre cum' i simply meant, I came before I came.... *leaves quickly while hysterically sobbing

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Nearly Sentient NPC @aoxxi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

That Cloverfield creature has an awkward body configuration. I imagine this lead to it becoming the absolute nightmare it is. Can't be comfortable to ambulate in such a manner....

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Nearly Sentient NPC @aoxxi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

You wouldn't say that to your mother, now would you?... Yes ma'am, if she were acting like an asshole, which you are currently. *fighting the invisible people again

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Nearly Sentient NPC @aoxxi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

To Russia's Government, with Extreme and Seething Hate. Combine a movie title and a current event.

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Nearly Sentient NPC @aoxxi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The Chinese body world rip offs are apparently people who were selected without their consent. I'd totally be ok with being skinned, after death, of course, then displayed for others. Obviously if I could talk at people in this state, it would be hysterical.

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Nearly Sentient NPC @aoxxi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

730, get groceries. 830, get thc 845, who the hell are you?... 1345, Hello Darkness my Old Friend.... 1346, get thc 1402, *Snores 1900, Look at me NOW *bwop bwopbwop.... Saturday, rinse and repeat

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