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Andrew Ordover

@aordover.bsky.social
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Educator, Substacker, Novelist, Walker of Dog. Husband of Heather (producer of the CraftLit podcast). Father of two amazing young artists.

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Andrew Ordover @aordover.bsky.social · 5h
Vile
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Andrew Ordover @aordover.bsky.social · 7h
100%
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Andrew Ordover @aordover.bsky.social · 7h
Rules are for peasants
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Andrew Ordover @aordover.bsky.social · 7h
We continue to be dismayingly awful
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Andrew Ordover @aordover.bsky.social · 17h
Sure, Jan
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Andrew Ordover @aordover.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"Fixed fortifications are a monument to the stupidity of man." Patton
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Andrew Ordover @aordover.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It doesn't matter whether it's true or not. All that matters is whether he can get people to repeat it.
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Andrew Ordover @aordover.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Books matter brokenhand.substack.com/p/2026-re-po... #booksky
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[2026 Re-post] Books That Made Me
The titles that fed my head
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Andrew Ordover @aordover.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“Fortress America” is an absurd agenda, put forth by small, frightened, angry people who don’t know how to live in an open, boisterous, colorful world. It should be mocked and fought on all fronts.
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Andrew Ordover @aordover.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The 100% transactional world, as bright to you by Donald J. Trump.
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Andrew Ordover @aordover.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Please explain how Donald Trump doesn't fit the definition of Satan that Albert Brooks suggests in "Broadcast News," because he sure seems to be fitting it like a glove.
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Andrew Ordover @aordover.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Thank God no one was testing hopeful immigrants to meet some ludicrous, arbitrary, inevitably racist criteria for being "truly elite" when my family was fleeing pogroms and looking for a new home to work in and work for and love.
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Andrew Ordover @aordover.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Co-sign
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Andrew Ordover @aordover.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
May it all come crashing down while he's alive to see it: all the power, all the money, all the fawning sycophants, all the adoring crowds. May it all turn to dust while he's still here to stand in the dust and wail.
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Andrew Ordover @aordover.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
For the gazillion time: she was right.
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Andrew Ordover @aordover.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Bugs Bunny Facepalm
ALT: Bugs Bunny Facepalm
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Andrew Ordover @aordover.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Same!
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Andrew Ordover @aordover.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And those are, of course, our only two options.
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Andrew Ordover @aordover.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I didn't ask to live in a goddamned fortress.
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Andrew Ordover @aordover.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don't want to live in a fortress.
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Andrew Ordover @aordover.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I saw him do an Introduction to the Metropolitan Opera program in NYC as a child, and it was wonderful
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Andrew Ordover @aordover.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
For real change to happen, we need to focus less on immediate behaviors and more on the incentive structures that encourage those behaviors. brokenhand.substack.com/p/2026-re-po... #edusky
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[2026 Re-post] Fixing Our Incentive Structures
Creating structures that support the behaviors we want is more effective than simply hoping for change.
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Andrew Ordover @aordover.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just catching up with an old friend, but thanks!
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Your children are much safer in the company of drag queens than: 1. Pastors or priests; 2. Republican men; 3. Billionares; and 3. Frat boys.
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Andrew Ordover @aordover.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
40 years on Team Malone... and counting. Love you, @michellemalone.bsky.social
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Andrew Ordover @aordover.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Too goddamned prescient for words www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0HG...
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Common Knowledge - Saturday Night Live
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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Andrew Ordover @aordover.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
But when half of a nation is also pigeons, it looks like a victory
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Andrew Ordover @aordover.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Prices reduced on all my books (99 for the ebooks) as an October gift to anyone who might want to read something of mine. brokenhand.substack.com/p/my-birthda...
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My Birthday Present to You
Many books! Low prices!
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Andrew Ordover @aordover.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Your support is appreciated
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Andrew Ordover @aordover.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Unhesitating repetition of obvious absurdity is now the only test of fitness for Republican officials. And the mob boss ratchets up the level of absurdity required to keep the test sharp.
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Andrew Ordover @aordover.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Disinterested inattention to detail is a matter of pride in this crowd, and I really don't know why.
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Andrew Ordover @aordover.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
On Wednesdays we wear pink
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Andrew Ordover @aordover.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The neo-feudalist says there are no rights; only privileges, and all to be conferred by the laird at his discretion if he is well pleased with the service of his peasants.
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Andrew Ordover @aordover.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The story I read is that, once he had enough money to take lessons, the teacher found his technique to be so idiosyncratic (but effective) that he advised Harpo to leave it alone and just keep doing what he was doing.
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Andrew Ordover @aordover.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You can see it clearly in the mirror scene in Duck Soup
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Andrew Ordover @aordover.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The things old myths still have to tell us. brokenhand.substack.com/p/listening-... #booksky
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Listening to Cassandra
The uses of myth in the modern world
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Andrew Ordover @aordover.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Republicans lose their minds over the words of left-wing streamers and podcasters, while shutting their eyes and ears to the actions of their own government officials.
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Andrew Ordover @aordover.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Who are you gonna believe, me or your lyin' eyes....and ears...and touch...and taste...and smell...and memory...and also all the things your friends are telling you they're seeing and hearing and remembering?"
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Andrew Ordover @aordover.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
100%. Getting Real Shit Done For People. It's hard, but it's not complicated. Amazing how few elected leaders bother trying.
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Andrew Ordover @aordover.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Aren't any of them embarrassed by this?
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Andrew Ordover @aordover.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
These mayors are the future. More local, engaged, accountable leadership.
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Andrew Ordover @aordover.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I was just watching a video about the history of satire, and when Juvenal was discussed, I tried to see if you had done a translation, but i couldn't find anything with your name attached.
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Andrew Ordover @aordover.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Network" was supposed to be satire, but I think the only thing portrayed that hasn't actually happened since the movie came out is someone being executed as part of a live TV show. Though it's possible I just missed it.
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Andrew Ordover @aordover.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The whole point of having elected representatives is so that someone will speak up for us, so that insatiable appetites of capital aren't the only voices being heard in government. When will we have leaders and agencies that care about things like this again? www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1pX...
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UnitedHealthcare & UnitedHealth Group: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
YouTube video by LastWeekTonight
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Andrew Ordover @aordover.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Right vs Left isn't as dangerous as "We must let people live the way they want to" vs "We must make people live the way we want them to." And too many people who start in the first camp switch, the minute they discover some group they disapprove of.
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Andrew Ordover @aordover.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
And vice versa
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Andrew Ordover @aordover.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pathetic
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Andrew Ordover @aordover.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
And the funny thing is that he thinks it makes him look strong
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Andrew Ordover @aordover.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This was the world reacting to a slain leader and a morning nation. This is what Trump wants to demolish if he can't slap his name on it.
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Andrew Ordover @aordover.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What the good kind of accountability means. brokenhand.substack.com/p/2026-re-po... #edusky
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[2026 Re-post] The Fickle Feather of Ma'at
Why holding each other accountable matters
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