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@anto.im
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Consuming unhealthy amounts of coffee, beer and cast iron brake dust

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an|to|ny @anto.im · 25/09/2026
Strap in, the tsunami chorus of "WhAt aBoUt PeOpLe wItHoUt PhOnEs?" will be along shortly… Probably posted by people on their phones.
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an|to|ny @anto.im · 24/09/2026
Relevant newspaper article for this particular moment in time…of the week!
A cup of coffee, next to an 'i' newspaper with the headline "What caffeine does to the body hour by hour - and over a lifetime".
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an|to|ny @anto.im · 22/09/2026
What with it being unseasonably warm today, this probably wasn’t that mad an idea after all.
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an|to|ny @anto.im · 20/09/2026
And with that surprise Littler loss, bookies everywhere breathe a sigh of relief.
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an|to|ny @anto.im · 20/09/2026
Some al fresco dining currently happening in the work car park.
A carrion crow making a meal of some mystery meat.
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an|to|ny @anto.im · 16/09/2026
That's the car's air con all re-gassed and working again. Just in time for winter!
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an|to|ny @anto.im · 15/09/2026
My unplanned visit to Newcastle has worked out fairly well so far.
Free Trade Inn, NewcastleTyne Bar, NewcastleBrinkburn Street Brewery Bar, Newcastle
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an|to|ny @anto.im · 15/09/2026
I suspect there are many TV tourists unaware that BG was mostly filmed on the other side of the city!
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an|to|ny @anto.im · 15/09/2026
Those of a certain age will know the next word.
A sign at Byker metro station.
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an|to|ny @anto.im · 15/09/2026
№ 381 - Gateshead
A pint of bitter ale, on a table.
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an|to|ny @anto.im · 15/09/2026
I miss the days of a 142 and 15x lash-up out of Blackpool. Everyone else crowding into the Sprinter resulting in me getting a carriage to myself. Is it Swinton, Wigan or Manc for you today?
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an|to|ny @anto.im · 15/09/2026
Breakfast service has arrived: bacon roll and coffee, both seemingly heated using a nuclear reactor in the galley.
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an|to|ny @anto.im · 15/09/2026
Against my better judgement, I’m off out to Newcastle for the day. I’ve even forked out for a first class upgrade, purely for the pleasure of watching everyone trudge down past the carriage towards scum class.
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an|to|ny @anto.im · 13/09/2026
All that passive income must really add up 🤣
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an|to|ny @anto.im · 13/09/2026
I suspect anyone who worked at BTS around 2012 probably got a spamming as well.
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an|to|ny @anto.im · 13/09/2026
Lol, sod off with the Utility Whorehouse bullshit John
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an|to|ny @anto.im · 12/09/2026
To be fair, I was somewhat motivated by rare beer being on tap!
A pump clip for Hanover Pale beer, by Driftwood Spars brewpub, showing a beach and cliffs view.
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an|to|ny @anto.im · 12/09/2026
Showing compete disregard for my need of sleep by going into town for a couple of pints.
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an|to|ny @anto.im · 04/09/2026
Incorrect: South Africa beat England at Headingley by seven wickets last year.
Promotion from Yorkshire County Cricket Club: "Nothing beats England at Headingley. 2027 international ballot now open."
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an|to|ny @anto.im · 04/09/2026
Spellcasting: L A N D L O R D
Treguard, from UK children's game show KnightmareLandlord, from UK brewery Timothy Taylor
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an|to|ny @anto.im · 04/09/2026
Sheffield vittles. (Yes, I am aware KI is now brewed in Bakewell. I don't care. The crisps probably come outwith the city too, I wouldn't be surprised.)
A pint of Kelham Island Brewery 'Pale Rider' and a bag of Henderson's Relish flavour crisps
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an|to|ny @anto.im · 04/09/2026
I believe that @mark.beech.org.uk is a specialist in Griffonage
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an|to|ny @anto.im · 03/09/2026
So with the conclusion of that shift…
static.klipy.com
Daniel Craig: Ladies and Gentlemen, The Weekend!
Alt: Daniel Craig: Ladies and Gentlemen, The Weekend!
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an|to|ny @anto.im · 03/09/2026
Starting early, I see! Dawn alarm tomorrow?
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an|to|ny @anto.im · 03/09/2026
Oh well, looks like it's back to a squiggle with a sharpie then.
Thank you for your enquiry.

Unfortunately Zifa closed down earlier this year. The Zifa stampers and the ink cartridges for use in the stampers are no longer manufactured so we are no longer able to offer them for sale.
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an|to|ny @anto.im · 02/09/2026
Prospective getting left behind, more like.
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an|to|ny @anto.im · 02/09/2026
Sure thing, kid. If your dad is really a millionaire, I'm sure he'd find you something better to do than hang around on a railway station in your Sports Direct trakkies on a wet Wednesday evening.
static.klipy.com
Jimmy Hill's Chinny Reckon
Alt: Jimmy Hill's Chinny Reckon
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an|to|ny @anto.im · 02/09/2026
I wouldn’t expect you to stoop that low. The Manchester Evening News is probably more up your street. Oddly, only two tokens needed from the MEN rather than three from the Gazette.
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an|to|ny @anto.im · 02/09/2026
The newspaper token offer is back in a couple of weeks as well.
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an|to|ny @anto.im · 25/08/2026
Nothing says "Welcome to Huddersfield" as well as a rook tearing the head off a dead pigeon, in the middle of the platform, just as the train rolls into the station.
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an|to|ny @anto.im · 23/08/2026
I know I have previously stated that novelty beers are often disappointing. However, this one is pleasant enough. To be fair, it was on clearance and I needed one item to trigger a "buy beer, get bonus points" supermarket offer I had outstanding! #beer #bskybeer untp.beer/dc97de4aff
A can of Brewdog/Mackie's 'Two Scoops' ice cream stout.
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an|to|ny @anto.im · 15/08/2026
INSTAGZAM
The new Instagram logo
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an|to|ny @anto.im · 15/08/2026
It is showering heavily in Amsterdam. I'll wait it out here. I have bought a coat, but still…
The Wildeman figurine on the wall of In de Wildeman, Amsterdam; alongside is a big red sign that says SLAG.
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an|to|ny @anto.im · 15/08/2026
45 minute delay. Another airport lager, I suppose.
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an|to|ny @anto.im · 15/08/2026
Lots of families on Disney trips in the lounge. My sympathies to all the forlorn looking dads that have been forced to wear Mickey Mouse ears and personalised t-shirts.
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an|to|ny @anto.im · 15/08/2026
Because, of course, I get to the head of the airport lounge waiting list just as I purchase a pint in the bar next door!
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an|to|ny @anto.im · 09/08/2026
Ah, the public sector's favourite means of messaging: the fax!
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an|to|ny @anto.im · 09/08/2026
Bedtime beverage, a very tart cherry sour from Trial & Ale Brewing in Canada. Cheers! #bskybeer untp.beer/44f17c17b3
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an|to|ny @anto.im · 08/08/2026
Quick trip to Leeds off sitting spare, covering for a colleague that was assaulted on board an earlier service.
A dimly lit train cab.
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an|to|ny @anto.im · 05/08/2026
They’re quite well established, perhaps their casks don’t escape from Yorkshire very often
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an|to|ny @anto.im · 05/08/2026
Wensleydale. Also, there will be cheese. I imagine that too could be Wensleydale.
Wensleydale Tap Takeover poster
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an|to|ny @anto.im · 05/08/2026
To be fair, one of the items on the list is to go to a tap takeover in town. I suspect that will probably happen.
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an|to|ny @anto.im · 05/08/2026
Day off work. I’ve drawn up a list of jobs to do, which will likely be ignored and done tomorrow instead.
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an|to|ny @anto.im · 02/08/2026
Taking advantage of my day ranger, I've broken my journey for a quiet hour!
The bar at the Boston Arms micropub, Sheffield. A man in a pink shirt awaits service.
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an|to|ny @anto.im · 02/08/2026
Marvellous, thanks. I'll take that as a starting point and see what's going on.
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an|to|ny @anto.im · 02/08/2026
Slags Shut The Fuck Up On The Bus Challenge (Impossible!)
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an|to|ny @anto.im · 02/08/2026
@deltrems.bsky.social I’m off to Amsterdam in a couple of weeks, any bar recommendations? In de Wildeman is on the cards already…!
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an|to|ny @anto.im · 01/08/2026
I might come back up after I clock out later, some interesting things on tap.
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an|to|ny @anto.im · 01/08/2026
Good morning from Hull where, unfortunately, I am at work instead of at the SPBW wooden cask day which is where I’d much rather be.
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