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an|to|ny @anto.im · 25/09/2026

Strap in, the tsunami chorus of "WhAt aBoUt PeOpLe wItHoUt PhOnEs?" will be along shortly… Probably posted by people on their phones.

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an|to|ny @anto.im · 24/09/2026

Relevant newspaper article for this particular moment in time…of the week!

A cup of coffee, next to an 'i' newspaper with the headline "What caffeine does to the body hour by hour - and over a lifetime".

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an|to|ny @anto.im · 22/09/2026

What with it being unseasonably warm today, this probably wasn’t that mad an idea after all.

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an|to|ny @anto.im · 20/09/2026

And with that surprise Littler loss, bookies everywhere breathe a sigh of relief.

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an|to|ny @anto.im · 20/09/2026

Some al fresco dining currently happening in the work car park.

A carrion crow making a meal of some mystery meat.

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an|to|ny @anto.im · 16/09/2026

That's the car's air con all re-gassed and working again. Just in time for winter!

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an|to|ny @anto.im · 15/09/2026

My unplanned visit to Newcastle has worked out fairly well so far.

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an|to|ny @anto.im · 15/09/2026

Those of a certain age will know the next word.

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an|to|ny @anto.im · 15/09/2026

№ 381 - Gateshead

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an|to|ny @anto.im · 15/09/2026

Against my better judgement, I’m off out to Newcastle for the day. I’ve even forked out for a first class upgrade, purely for the pleasure of watching everyone trudge down past the carriage towards scum class.

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an|to|ny @anto.im · 13/09/2026

Lol, sod off with the Utility Whorehouse bullshit John

Hi Tony it’s your friend John Carpenter The company I Partner with is celebrating 30 years in Business and is looking to expand its Customer database and the people that help them do that are going to be rewarded with a share of 1 million company shares Tony if you qualify your allocation could be worth around £8000 at today’s Market price are you in? Just text me for an appointment it’s first come first served

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an|to|ny @anto.im · 12/09/2026

Showing compete disregard for my need of sleep by going into town for a couple of pints.

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an|to|ny @anto.im · 04/09/2026

Incorrect: South Africa beat England at Headingley by seven wickets last year.

Promotion from Yorkshire County Cricket Club: "Nothing beats England at Headingley. 2027 international ballot now open."

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an|to|ny @anto.im · 04/09/2026

Spellcasting: L A N D L O R D

Treguard, from UK children's game show Knightmare

Landlord, from UK brewery Timothy Taylor

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an|to|ny @anto.im · 04/09/2026

Sheffield vittles. (Yes, I am aware KI is now brewed in Bakewell. I don't care. The crisps probably come outwith the city too, I wouldn't be surprised.)

A pint of Kelham Island Brewery 'Pale Rider' and a bag of Henderson's Relish flavour crisps

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an|to|ny @anto.im · 04/09/2026

I believe that @mark.beech.org.uk is a specialist in Griffonage

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an|to|ny @anto.im · 03/09/2026

Oh well, looks like it's back to a squiggle with a sharpie then.

Thank you for your enquiry.

Unfortunately Zifa closed down earlier this year. The Zifa stampers and the ink cartridges for use in the stampers are no longer manufactured so we are no longer able to offer them for sale.

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an|to|ny @anto.im · 02/09/2026

Sure thing, kid. If your dad is really a millionaire, I'm sure he'd find you something better to do than hang around on a railway station in your Sports Direct trakkies on a wet Wednesday evening.

static.klipy.com

Jimmy Hill's Chinny Reckon

Alt: Jimmy Hill's Chinny Reckon

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Cuban Boys @thecubanboys.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

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an|to|ny @anto.im · 25/08/2026

Nothing says "Welcome to Huddersfield" as well as a rook tearing the head off a dead pigeon, in the middle of the platform, just as the train rolls into the station.

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an|to|ny @anto.im · 23/08/2026

I know I have previously stated that novelty beers are often disappointing. However, this one is pleasant enough. To be fair, it was on clearance and I needed one item to trigger a "buy beer, get bonus points" supermarket offer I had outstanding! #beer #bskybeer untp.beer/dc97de4aff

A can of Brewdog/Mackie's 'Two Scoops' ice cream stout.

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an|to|ny @anto.im · 15/08/2026

It is showering heavily in Amsterdam. I'll wait it out here. I have bought a coat, but still…

The Wildeman figurine on the wall of In de Wildeman, Amsterdam; alongside is a big red sign that says SLAG.

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an|to|ny @anto.im · 15/08/2026

45 minute delay. Another airport lager, I suppose.

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an|to|ny @anto.im · 15/08/2026

Lots of families on Disney trips in the lounge. My sympathies to all the forlorn looking dads that have been forced to wear Mickey Mouse ears and personalised t-shirts.

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an|to|ny @anto.im · 15/08/2026

Because, of course, I get to the head of the airport lounge waiting list just as I purchase a pint in the bar next door!

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an|to|ny @anto.im · 09/08/2026

Bedtime beverage, a very tart cherry sour from Trial & Ale Brewing in Canada. Cheers! #bskybeer untp.beer/44f17c17b3

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an|to|ny @anto.im · 08/08/2026

Quick trip to Leeds off sitting spare, covering for a colleague that was assaulted on board an earlier service.

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an|to|ny @anto.im · 05/08/2026

Day off work. I’ve drawn up a list of jobs to do, which will likely be ignored and done tomorrow instead.

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an|to|ny @anto.im · 02/08/2026

Slags Shut The Fuck Up On The Bus Challenge (Impossible!)

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an|to|ny @anto.im · 02/08/2026

@deltrems.bsky.social I’m off to Amsterdam in a couple of weeks, any bar recommendations? In de Wildeman is on the cards already…!

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an|to|ny @anto.im · 01/08/2026

Good morning from Hull where, unfortunately, I am at work instead of at the SPBW wooden cask day which is where I’d much rather be.

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an|to|ny @anto.im · 28/07/2026

Inadvertently parked in the communist section of the car park earlier

A car park ticket, showing the machine location as "Holywell (far left)"

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an|to|ny @anto.im · 24/07/2026

Taking advantage of the Members Bar being open tonight. I don't normally have the pleasure of being down this end on a League night. In a few months, it'll all be demolished for the new stadium to be built.

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an|to|ny @anto.im · 24/07/2026

Match over with a 2-2 draw. The cleanup crew have now dropped in.

A group of gulls picking up scraps in the Jodi Stand.

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an|to|ny @anto.im · 24/07/2026

Another pleasant evening at the Dalyer. Bohs are playing some club called Chesterfield. Apparently they're local to me, can't say I've ever heard of them!

A wide angle view of the pitch at Dalymount Park, Dublin.

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an|to|ny @anto.im · 24/07/2026

What will I be drinking tonight?

A lightbox sign in the Carlsberg typeface, reading "Probably Lager", in the Porterhouse Dublin.

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an|to|ny @anto.im · 22/07/2026

Tonight, I am mostly drinking liquid smoke aka Märzen. #bskybeer

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an|to|ny @anto.im · 19/07/2026

Attenborough programme about camels on the TV at work and I'm finding it difficult to resist the urge to shout "Phwor! Look at the camel toe on that!" whilst they show close ups of them stomping along.

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an|to|ny @anto.im · 15/07/2026

This fruity in The Forest seems to have decided which team it's supporting tonight

A fruit machine, advertising a Maradona gambling game.

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an|to|ny @anto.im · 15/07/2026

It’s really cloudy outside today. Even a bit of mist as well. Not a statement that would usually be worth making but, after a month of being cooked by the sun, I’m happy for a bit of cool off.

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an|to|ny @anto.im · 12/07/2026

I have since found out that this was actually a deliberate decision, for very silly reasons, so I can no longer take the organisation seriously.

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an|to|ny @anto.im · 11/07/2026

Tonight's shenanigans continue: I'm now running a train down to Nottingham and back. However, someone at control has marked both runs as cancelled and it's shown as such on every station screen and app, resulting in a usually very busy train being very quiet indeed.

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an|to|ny @anto.im · 11/07/2026

Because should you centralise signal control for a region entirely in one location, it's of course not going to cause too much trouble when there's a complete power failure… Extended break now, anyway.

Customer Information -
Train services are unable to run in multiple areas of Leeds, Bradford, Sheffield, Hull, Nottingham, Lincoln DO NOT TRAVEL - details here

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an|to|ny @anto.im · 10/07/2026

In a perhaps unexpected turn of events, this has happened again today.

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an|to|ny @anto.im · 06/07/2026

Unusual crap used as parcel packaging…of the week! Anyway, should you require the outer box for Rainbow Six 3 for Xbox (game and headset not included), let me know before the bin gets collected tomorrow and it's yours.

An outer box of Rainbow Six 3 for Xbox, with a yellow and white label on it. The label contains a barcode, which I have edited out.

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an|to|ny @anto.im · 04/07/2026

Synthpop entertainment solutions with @spraypopmusic.com in Salford tonight…

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an|to|ny @anto.im · 04/07/2026

First time I've been to a pub gig that has a balcony. I'm staying in the peanut gallery, btw.

The mezzanine(?) level of the gig area inside Eagle Inn, Salford.

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an|to|ny @anto.im · 04/07/2026

Across the border I go!

A street sign, reading "Welcome - you are now IN Salford"

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