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ansel "nan of boujou" lies @ansel.tv · 11/07/2026
photo of a small notebook, held open by a hand with a bandaid on its thumb. inside the book, in sloppy sharpie, someone has written "SOMEONE'S WRITING DOWN YOUR MISTAKES / SOMEONE'S DOCUMENTING YOUR DOWNFALL"
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ansel "nan of boujou" lies @ansel.tv · 11/05/2025
this is my favorite building in downtown minneapolis
photo of the farmers and mechanics savings bank of minneapolis building: the front door of a sandstone building, with a beautiful green molded glass window above gold-framed sliding doors. relief carving text above the windows says the name of the building.photo of the farmers and mechanics savings bank of minneapolis building: one of two relief carvings flanking the front door. a stylized art deco farmer, shirtless and holding a scythe, stands in a field of bountiful vegetation. chickens peck around his feet. text reads "FOUNDED IN THE YEAR 1874"photo of the farmers and mechanics savings bank of minneapolis building: the second of two relief carvings flanking the front door. a stylized art deco mechanic, shirtless, wearing a cap, holding a hammer and tongs next to an anvil and the gears, pipes, and coils of some machinery. text reads ERECTED IN THE YEAR 1941photo of the farmers and mechanics savings bank of minneapolis building: a third relief carving tucked away around the corner. text spells out the name of the bank and "founded 1874" below a charming rendering of a dog sitting at attention atop a locked chest, next to the word "FIDES" (trust)
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ansel "nan of boujou" lies @ansel.tv · 18/01/2026
if darth vader had boarded the event horizon shit wouldve gone down a lot differently let me tell you
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Adam Keiper @adamkeiper.com · 22h
lol
Screenshot of a message from Kimberly Guilfoyle to Eric Deters, published in the Wall Street Journal. Within a text bubble, it says: "What a nightmare you'll literally cost me my ambassadorship stop writing"
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ansel "nan of boujou" lies @ansel.tv · 07/10/2026
i posted sad drunk bugs bunny what the fuck do you want from me
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ansel "nan of boujou" lies @ansel.tv · 07/10/2026
but what if i were to tell you this fine beverage was birthed in a cloudy jar from a gelatinous thing called a scooby
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ansel "nan of boujou" lies @ansel.tv · 06/10/2026
ULTIMATE POWER
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
some kinda new weird …surveillance system? Outside Heritage HQ
Apparatus attached to a utility pole that seems to have cameras but also says “welcome” in neon green LED lights
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ansel "nan of boujou" lies @ansel.tv · 06/10/2026
ok besides this it's actually pretty good
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ansel "nan of boujou" lies @ansel.tv · 06/10/2026
they bribe the elderly with coffee & the children with donuts
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ansel "nan of boujou" lies @ansel.tv · 05/10/2026
slummin it like a peasant with the bisky dot social handle while my dns records propagate smh
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Quinnie @bittenbovine.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Let's do this again
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ansel "nan of boujou" lies @ansel.tv · 05/10/2026
who do you think you are telling me what i can & can't do in my keyboard shortcuts? bitch!!! don't even act like you aren't receiving my key presses!!! using the computer is endless suffering
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ansel "nan of boujou" lies @ansel.tv · 05/10/2026
affinity v3 ipad app is on the horizon so i'm finally trying v3 desktop. v2 has a minor QOL feature that works in photo but not designer or publisher, so i'm really lookin forward to using this in the new all-in-one desktop environment... too bad, it doesn't work anywhere at all now lol
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ansel "nan of boujou" lies @ansel.tv · 05/10/2026
when i was a kid i wasn't scared of movies, i was scared of the goose-shaped gooseneck lamp in my bedroom
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The Slides @theslides.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"SERIES 78, AERO SPACE DEFENSE COMMAND BOX 1 OF 2 V-0092," slide 36 of 38 [gallery]
[no alt text added yet! reply with yours!] id:280 db:ec67f
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ansel "nan of boujou" lies @ansel.tv · 05/10/2026
i knew instantly he would go for the "sike it's in your google search results nyeehhhh" angle & i still groaned out loud
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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ansel "nan of boujou" lies @ansel.tv · 04/10/2026
vital information on the shepard fairey dj set is being drowned out by a sea of blue heart dweebs more excited about seeing jack smith than any of the musical acts
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ansel "nan of boujou" lies @ansel.tv · 04/10/2026
lol
screenshotted excerpt from the Wikipedia article on Frank Lloyd Wright's Jacobs House: "According to Herb, passersby often came to look at the house during construction, and most visitors were friendly. One such visitor was the architect Walter Gropius, who at the time was a lecturer at the University of Wisconsin–Madison; Wright reportedly refused to give Gropius a tour because a local architect had invited Gropius to the house without Wright's permission."
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
as the third year of the snoopy dictatorship commences, despair begins to set in
snoopy float out the window in Bradley Cooper’s Maestro, husband and wife in foreground looking sad
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Erica Fischer @enf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There are numerous elevators
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ansel "nan of boujou" lies @ansel.tv · 04/10/2026
the athleisure suit
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ansel "nan of boujou" lies @ansel.tv · 04/10/2026
Live Laugh Lumpen
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ansel "nan of boujou" lies @ansel.tv · 04/10/2026
it's saturday night & you know what that means (huge bowl of spaghetti & meatballs, coca cola on the rocks, getting too stoned to see, etc.)
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ansel "nan of boujou" lies @ansel.tv · 03/10/2026
i need somebody to report on the state of the crowd at the shepard fairey dj set
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ansel "nan of boujou" lies @ansel.tv · 03/10/2026
tom morello's "power to the people" lib-out extravaganza is happening rn at tha merriweather post pavilion & i'm missing it smdh
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
when I first brought Adonis home, he hid under the bed for a few days and I sat there with him singing so he would get used to my voice. now, just shy of 2 years later, any time I start singing I get these wonderfully sweet "before and after you hear Mama singing to you" moments
orange cat looking sleepy in his cubby orange cat now reaching his paw out to me and giving me lovey blinks
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ansel "nan of boujou" lies @ansel.tv · 03/10/2026
goofed around all morning & managed to arrive at the pharmacy at precisely the wrong time: the half hour lunch break
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DOKI DOKI CRT PIXEL @crtpixel.bsky.social · 23/08/2023
THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER BEAM SOFTWARE 1991
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Dan 🏳️‍🌈 @helloeveryth.ing · 03/10/2026
This is more entertaining than that screenshot of twitter you keep posting
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ansel "nan of boujou" lies @ansel.tv · 11/06/2026
if apple had courage they would have made it "jell-o jiggler design" & let u choose from all the classic fruit flavors, bringing the rainbow mac motif full circle, steve jobs weeping with joy in heaven
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Brutalismbot @brutalismbot.com · 03/10/2026
Mosaic on residential building in Tiraspol, Pridnestrovie r/brutalism
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ansel "nan of boujou" lies @ansel.tv · 15/01/2025
wizard needs haircut badly
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jount starcula @theaveragejoey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
don’t even remember signing up for this shit my life is hell
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ansel "nan of boujou" lies @ansel.tv · 03/10/2026
no balm in minnesota til 2027 but we ball with renewed hope, we shall be refreshed again
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ansel "nan of boujou" lies @ansel.tv · 03/10/2026
admittedly, the calculator does not do math, but let me tell you about another way i address a solved problem by overspending on an exotic solution with a high rate of failure
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
wow‼️
I was gonna sell my soul to satan, but then I subscribed to BayBayFriend and now I know that the boss of hell has NO power over me 😤💪🎯
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ansel "nan of boujou" lies @ansel.tv · 03/10/2026
there is balm in gilead
cnn.com
Topo Chico is finally returning to store shelves | CNN Business
The Topo Chico shortage of 2026 is soon coming to an end.
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ansel "nan of boujou" lies @ansel.tv · 02/10/2026
ai guy grasping for a relatable analogy: i mean do you really expect all of your razor blades to be sharp every time
anonymized screenshot of a guy quoting himself on bluesky.
original post: "LLMs have known failure modes and predictable error rates... Just like any machine ever built. You can engineer around them. An llm failing at something is simply not a gotcha. People saying they don't work can make the same argument about any tech ever. It works. We have the technology."
quote post: "For example in my engineering work I have multiple review/verification loops, mistakes like this happen ALL the time and few get through unnoticed because I engineer for them. My expensive Japanese razor blades sometimes have duds in the pack, but steel stamping still works"
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Big Art Thread @bigartthread.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Paintings by American artist Ilana Zweschi, 2020s, who draws from her studies in math to create precise brush stroke and color arrangements through logic.
Abstract painting composed of flat, even strokes both curving and straight, in a pink and orange palette with bursts of mint and green.Abstract painting composed of flat, even strokes in curving arches and squiggle shapes jumbled together, in a purple, orange, and green palette.Abstract painting composed of flat, even strokes both curving and straight jumbled together at the top, with a large winding path along the bottom, all in a deep green palette with bursts of blue and yellow-grey.Abstract painting composed of flat, even strokes both curving and straight, in a blue palette with some orange and green details.
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ansel "nan of boujou" lies @ansel.tv · 02/10/2026
not to be confused with the separate "web view" that opens in your browser & is just different enough to be confusing. all your crap goes in the cloud by default and you WILL be interfacing with a web document. ffs just let me save & load my crap thru the default finder crapper picker
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ansel "nan of boujou" lies @ansel.tv · 02/10/2026
i've definitely noticed fusion 360 killing my macbook battery & i assumed it was just the necessary compute cost of 3d modeling but now i'm googling & it might literally just be because of the embedded web document they use as a welcome screen
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ansel "nan of boujou" lies @ansel.tv · 02/10/2026
& when pushing the button turns out to be a bad idea with apocalyptic consequences, your head in a jar can simply be put to death by unplugging & it will be as if no decision was made at all. justice served cosmic fate style, no loose ends, god remains in his heaven, all's right with the world
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ansel "nan of boujou" lies @ansel.tv · 02/10/2026
openAI chasing the vatican endorsement & hegseth's crusader act go hand in hand. you can imagine the value of a head in a jar with legally & theologically recognized personhood, to be awakened on command to make uuuhhhh "management decisions" & push the big red button for you
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ansel "nan of boujou" lies @ansel.tv · 27/02/2026
failson extraordinaire david ellison personally tried to fuck up my favorite movie i watched this year so i am personally skeptical of his qualifications to lead uhhh half the media enterprises in this entire country
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ansel "nan of boujou" lies @ansel.tv · 01/10/2026
worked myself into a shoot & i have soooo much homework to do tonite. logging off. if u see me on here later it means i have abandoned hope
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ansel "nan of boujou" lies @ansel.tv · 01/10/2026
photo of a firefighter on a roof in full thermal gear covered in high vis yellow/reflective stripes
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ansel "nan of boujou" lies @ansel.tv · 01/10/2026
smdh my goat washed (made fun of my faves instead of my enemies)
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ansel "nan of boujou" lies @ansel.tv · 30/09/2026
in fact... crab man could even be among us, gathered here tonight
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