🚬anottercigarette @anottercigarette.bsky.social · 01/03/2026You ever just see a post or comment and just know there's a real person on the other side of that profile pic, not a bot 000
🚬anottercigarette @anottercigarette.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Doing a land acknowledgement before hitting a dab 000
🚬anottercigarette @anottercigarette.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Rabbit Live Tweet: 'He just cut that bitch in half!' 'HE PUT HER BACK TOGETHER' 000
🚬anottercigarette @anottercigarette.bsky.social · 15/02/2026My student loan servicer changed the due day of my payments to be one day earlier, so my payments have been considered late the last two months. We live in hell of our own construction. 000
🚬anottercigarette @anottercigarette.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Liam Neeson - Taken reboot, but set on an island... 000
🚬anottercigarette @anottercigarette.bsky.social · 07/02/2026I never shit on the weekends, I wait until I get to work on Monday. Some may call that extreme, but I'm just optimizing my time. Stay broke nerds 000
🚬anottercigarette @anottercigarette.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Any doctors who can tell me if he's going to be ok? 010
🚬anottercigarette @anottercigarette.bsky.social · 06/02/2026head deviating from the norm, call that a slopnomaly 000
🚬anottercigarette @anottercigarette.bsky.social · 05/02/2026My Opinion of this dude at work just went down like 100 points. Saw his typing in Asmonmold's chat 🤢 000
🚬anottercigarette @anottercigarette.bsky.social · 01/02/2026I ain't special. I put the condom on like anybody else. One Testicle at a time. 000
🚬anottercigarette @anottercigarette.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Seeing people you've known for 10 years finally coming to the conclusion that something might be wrong 000
🚬anottercigarette @anottercigarette.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Worst part of an online game is when you see "Defeat". The game is pretty much over once you see that. 010
🚬anottercigarette @anottercigarette.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Dying at this faux greenery backdrop for a supposed Whole Foods photo op 000
Reposted by 🚬anottercigaretteBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Suspiciously asking my wife who's funding her anytime she criticizes me 466737836
🚬anottercigarette @anottercigarette.bsky.social · 17/01/2026the profound guilt for bailing on plans because you got a little too high 000
🚬anottercigarette @anottercigarette.bsky.social · 17/01/2026scottish pinegrove be like "nuffin hair to kell aboot" 000
🚬anottercigarette @anottercigarette.bsky.social · 15/01/2026ICE having to smuggle their Gestapo across state borders to have enough to occupy MN is an incredible irony 000
🚬anottercigarette @anottercigarette.bsky.social · 14/01/2026fascists are literally ppl who never grew up past "mommy and daddy said no" stage of moral development and decided everyone else has to die to keep their safe space 000
🚬anottercigarette @anottercigarette.bsky.social · 13/01/2026dog, why has Linus Tech Tips been the most consistent adult male role model in my life 💀 000
🚬anottercigarette @anottercigarette.bsky.social · 10/01/2026two kinds of people in this world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data, 000
🚬anottercigarette @anottercigarette.bsky.social · 08/01/2026in Rimworld I had a group of refugees show up at my cannibal base, so I made them strip and open fired. Yeahh... Not feeling too good about that one NGL 000
🚬anottercigarette @anottercigarette.bsky.social · 07/01/2026I fuck with alternative candy canes mad heavy 08310
🚬anottercigarette @anottercigarette.bsky.social · 26/12/2025ppl on the interstate be like "can I merge left" xD xD xD 000
🚬anottercigarette @anottercigarette.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Credible threats pointed in the guy who greenlit this's general direction 000
🚬anottercigarette @anottercigarette.bsky.social · 22/12/2025they should invent ceiling lights that actually just kill you instead of just giving you a headache 000
🚬anottercigarette @anottercigarette.bsky.social · 22/12/2025we was rockin around that Christmas tree before the money.. before the bitches. Love of the game man 000
🚬anottercigarette @anottercigarette.bsky.social · 15/12/2025If I was a woman I'd still love pussy 000
🚬anottercigarette @anottercigarette.bsky.social · 08/12/2025People really be working full time with no time or energy left at the end of the week and think that's not a scam 000
🚬anottercigarette @anottercigarette.bsky.social · 03/12/2025What skills will I bring to this company? Well first off, I get the Slack poppin' 000
🚬anottercigarette @anottercigarette.bsky.social · 03/12/2025crazy how Charistmis is on 25/25/25 this year 000
🚬anottercigarette @anottercigarette.bsky.social · 01/12/2025Two alarms, I'm soft launching being awake 000
🚬anottercigarette @anottercigarette.bsky.social · 17/11/2025blow me thru the iphone, call that a steve job 000
🚬anottercigarette @anottercigarette.bsky.social · 05/11/2025wisdom is knowing not to throw away the lollipop wrapper too soon. You gon need that to wrap the stick later. 000
🚬anottercigarette @anottercigarette.bsky.social · 26/10/2025If you see humans as a pollutant then anal is fucking on eco mode 000
🚬anottercigarette @anottercigarette.bsky.social · 18/10/2025I think it's time to lay Urban Dictionary to rest. I am not under the illusion that the youngsters are cataloging their slang on there, and the 36 year old white people running the site are just making shit up at this point 000
🚬anottercigarette @anottercigarette.bsky.social · 17/10/2025Current year is so cool cause every news headline is like "they've fucked away all the clean water" and I'm supposed to politely sit and listen to people talk about Taylor Swift like igaf 000
🚬anottercigarette @anottercigarette.bsky.social · 17/10/2025Growing up I thought it was Paper-View. And that it was audio books.. 000
🚬anottercigarette @anottercigarette.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Windows OS Sounds do NOT need to be 100% volume by default. Let's pump the breaks a lil guys 000
🚬anottercigarette @anottercigarette.bsky.social · 13/10/2025Lyft just tried to fucking extort me. Pay $5 to receive a driver 2 mins sooner, so I had to press the "Keep waiting like a broke bitch" button 000
🚬anottercigarette @anottercigarette.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Jordan Peterson Voice: yah know, doors are really magical, you might say well they're just doors, but noo noo, they're magical. A door is a gateway, a path to the unknown. *crying* a door is an invitation, to adventure! Chaos is out there 000
Reposted by 🚬anottercigarettejosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 10/10/2025It's good to have a good vocabulary 1637738
🚬anottercigarette @anottercigarette.bsky.social · 09/10/2025Starting a new job is so embarrassing. "Oh, you're new here? That's cute." 😳 010
🚬anottercigarette @anottercigarette.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Rebecca Black is actually cool af, we all owe her an apology 011
🚬anottercigarette @anottercigarette.bsky.social · 08/10/2025working a job sucks cause you doing stuff! Ugh 010
🚬anottercigarette @anottercigarette.bsky.social · 07/10/2025TSwift makes music for people who are spiritually virgins 000
