iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Republicans can survive things that would kill an ordinary person from sheer shame.

Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Son Volt has a new album out. Does it sound like all the other Son Volt albums? Of course. Is this a good thing? Also, of course.

000

Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Secretary of State a famously non-demanding job.

010

Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I see it’s already “Earn my vote” vs. “blue no matter who” season. Can’t say I missed it.

120

Reposted by Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach

Amanda Litman @amandalitman.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Over on Twitter, Rep. Max Miller made me delete a post. I have thoughts. amandalitman.substack.com/p/rep-max-mi...

amandalitman.substack.com

Rep. Max Miller made me delete a tweet

Some thoughts...

615635

Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

A couple pounds of lightly electrified meat is just not enough to run most people properly.

000

Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I have since determined I am at best average at Marvel Snap.

020

Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

This is the most cursed thing I have ever heard of.

010

Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

You can’t explain this to Rightwingers, of course, but the rightwing audience is not inexhaustible, and they have so much hardcore content now that they aren’t going to watch anyone not singing their tune with their whole chest. And liberals will tire quickly of your shit.

000

Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Is this sustainable? Because it totally seems sustainable.

020

Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Since, when the time comes, I feel there may be a lack of material, you can put “pretty good at Marvel Snap” in my obituary.

000

Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

I wonder if Dems in like a coordinated fashion might hammer on the Trump DOJ dropping the Live Nation action while everyone is mad about ticket prices. Like while it’s in the news. Like after Trump just said he didn’t care. Like a coordinated message on a timely salient issue. Maybe?

010

Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

I can’t figure out if making the local news montages on John Oliver’s show has the best job ever or the absolute worst job ever.

010

Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

I have been planning to not vote for Platner for a while. But I’ve been planning to vote for the other guy. And I feel that I’m still calling him the other guy is a problem for anyone hoping Platner doesn’t win.

010

Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

This is just a pig telling me bacon isn’t delicious.

020

Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

People like to say you can’t get good pizza outside New York City. When the truth is you can’t get a decent bacon egg and cheese outside NYC. I don’t know how the economics work to get that much bacon on a single BEC, but it doesn’t math out anywhere else, apparently.

030

Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Imagine still hoping that this administration would replace anyone with someone better.

020

Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Luke: But is the dark side more powerful? Yoda: No, but it lets you be a smug piece of shit who never has to worry about other people, and boy is that really fucking popular. Frankly, some days I don’t know why I even bother with this light side bullshit.

010

Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

It would be faster to count the grains of sand on the beach than the number of donkeys this guy blows.

120

Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

They clearly haven’t agreed to change the name to Trump Air yet.

010

Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

I don’t have a solution any more than anyone else does, but a famous limit on Freedom of Speech is yelling Fire! in a crowded theater, and we have a rightwing media echo chamber that yells “Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!” all day, everyday, to their followers for money.

010

Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

I don’t know how it happened, but apparently someone at Turning Point USA gave their mole at the ACLU a million dollars, and next thing I know I’m in a parade with a tiki torch chanting about the great replacement theory. Not my fault.

010

Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

After all these years why does Word still suck the last sperm out of a dead dog’s dick.

000

Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Who would’ve expected that the career grifter who has only read one book in his life (a German tome, I believe) would run a grift for his library.

010

Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

You can not fully understand rightwing politics if you do not factor in spite. And that can be a tough thing for normal people, who do not live to see other people upset, to fully understand. Like your “rightwing tears” coffee cup just doesn’t cover it.

041

Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

There are two types of people. Those who can hear the word “phenomena” and not think of the muppets.

000

Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

I wonder if it’s good for a society to just have everyone in positions of authority just openly lying to everyone all the time about everything.

000

Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

I still remember Rightwingers whining For Years about Solendra during the Obama presidency. Hell, I wouldn’t be surprised if it popped up in a WSJ op-ed to justify this.

000

Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

It’s pretty much just a given that ICE is going to murder someone at an airport, and it’s just a matter of who and when.

000

Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Modest Mouse, Good News for People Who Love Bad News is now 22 years old. This would’ve been as old as Dark Side of the Moon in like 1998. And I considered Dark Side ancient. But Pink Floyd was also still around. As is Modest Mouse. I don’t know where I’m going with this. Other than.. nah.

110

Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

I’m not mad about this, but I’m also pretending this award is for Boogie Nights.

000

Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

The Oscars use of time is always some version of the dril budget tweet.

020

Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

By the time it arrives the world cup will be the US team having a circle jerk in the middle of the pitch.

000

Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Just heard about an app that will create an AI generated stock portfolio based on your prompts. I’m going to just enter “go woke or go broke,” toss in all my savings, and wait for my ship to roll in.

000

Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

I swear to fuck. A year into this madness and he’s still peeling off 20% of these fuckwits.

000

Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

I have lost count of the times Jeffries has proven himself to be completely useless.

000

Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Welp. Sam Alito is going on a book tour soon. May the sky be filled with rotted fruit whenever and wherever he appears in public.

000

Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Elon thinks if he can build a city on the moon he’ll be able to write the age of consent laws.

000

Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Shocker. Police are always, predominantly, a self-selecting group of authoritarian wankers.

000

Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

The face-eating leopards never go hungry in authoritarian times.

010

Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

There are obviously a lot of dangers ahead, but I do believe the election of 2026 will go on pretty much as normal, and the Dems may be handed a great political opportunity. And I just wish I hadn’t spent the last three decades of my life watching them trip over their own dicks. But one can hope.

010

Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Small thing but just saw a clip of Trump saying “he lied like a dog,” and I’m certain he doesn’t understand it’s a pun and thinks dogs are particularly egregious liars.

010

Reposted by Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach

ceej @ceej.online · 11/01/2026

By now, asteroid 2026 Dreadstone has impacted the Indian Ocean, sparking a firestorm not seen on this planet since the K–Pg Extinction Event. Most people just want to be with their families. Here are three ways effective business leaders can leverage targeted KPIs to turn tragedy 😔 into triumph 💪

613805703

Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

I hope this helps more people understand that this guy sucks.

000

Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

In light of recent events, I would like to suggest this redesign of the Gadsden flag.

000

Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

One small bit of joy I get is that Trump is so annoyed that Obama got the Nobel Prize, and how much it bothers him, just gnaws at his guts that the Black President got one, and he hasn’t gotten one. It’s a small, mirthless pleasure, to be sure, but I’ll take what I can get.

0143

Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

I’m going to need this most recent iPhone update to go fuck itself.

100