Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I could write a whole chapter about how I couldn’t understand why it was called Armageddon It, because I wasn’t familiar with the concept of puns. And it would still be years before I understood that the English love puns more than tea time. 010
Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Found it. Our dear friends at The Economist. 1190
Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 11/01/2026In light of recent events, I would like to suggest this redesign of the Gadsden flag. 000
Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 04/01/2026I’m going to need this most recent iPhone update to go fuck itself. 100
Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 22/12/2025These can only be purchased with a fake ID. 000
Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 01/07/2025These are literally the most sincere smiles you can get out of anyone in a U-Haul. 000
Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 16/06/2025This was a good label change. I just about had a fucking heart attack, and I don’t even believe in ghosts. 000
Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 04/03/2025Product idea. Life alert, but for when you have a cat in your lap and want something from the kitchen, and nobody else is home. 020
Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 10/01/2025When you absolutely, positively, have scrapped completely through the bottom of the “let’s get our followers worked up about something” barrel. 000
Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 30/11/2024It’s always weird when someone you’ve known forever doesn’t know you. 000
Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 31/10/2024Damn, CBS Sports going hard. 011
Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 11/09/2024You might think this disparity would make one pause for self-reflection. 000
Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 05/08/2024So, it turns out the Cookie Monster with his mouth wide open is a lowkey nightmare. 000
Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 26/05/2024I don’t know why everyone is all worked up about the new messages feature. Seems fine. 000
Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 07/05/2024Well, this is fantastic, but I think I’m still going with… 000
Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 03/05/2024Jesus. I used to follow over 2000 people. 010
Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 05/04/2024So, there are supposedly 125 songs better than Ace of Spades in just the 1980’s, not, like, ever. I am calling your bluff, Rolling Stone. 010
Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 04/01/2024I have just been personally attacked on the subway platform. 010
Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 26/12/2023If you were visited by 3 ghosts on Christmas Eve, who would they be? 010
Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 21/12/2023I am, unfortunately, constantly reminded of this bar anecdote which is basically, if you let one Nazi in your bar, soon enough you will have a Nazi bar. 031
Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 12/12/2023I swear to Christ, just so fucking close to getting it, and yet still a billion miles away. 110
Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 01/11/2023The Lyme disease conspiracy is there was a working vaccine for it, but it wasn’t profitable enough to sell. But apparently vaccines for it are in development? Capitalism is weird. 210
Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 10/10/2023We don’t talk enough about how Rightwingers can’t tell the difference between movies and teevee and real life. 000
Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 02/10/2023What? You don’t believe her? 030
Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 16/09/2023That’s funny, I had no idea my morning was this fucking stupid, but apparently it is. 000
Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 11/09/2023The other site continues to be full of great fuxking advice that is definitely not stupid. 000
Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 18/08/2023Halp. I’ve been banned for political speech. And I was helping a Republican. I was giving DeSantis campaign advice. The liberal media has come for me. 011
Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 17/08/2023Mr McCarthy over at Natty Review getting in on this action. 070
Pensive Dog on a Rocky Beach @anotherstraycat.bsky.social · 02/08/2023I personally think I would decline to “hustle on all fronts,” but that’s me. 000