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@anonymoussource.bsky.social
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De-escalating the spin with pure sarcasm. Because 2026 is far too unhinged to take seriously. No DMs

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Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
An absolute gift to us all. #rip
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Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Alaska making things more interesting than a traffic jam caused by a nap-taking muskox
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Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Truth Social Facts: It spends $140 for every $1 dollar it brings in. The summer has seen sharp, double-digit drops in monthly visitors. Shares of DJT have collapsed 77% from their previous highs.
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Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
If that’s the look he was going for, he nailed it!
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Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
July 8, 2026: “I don’t want to have anything to do with Spain … They’re hopeless. Bad people.” - trump. July 19, 2026: wouldn’t get off the stage after Spain won the World Cup.
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Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
And do they label it “The West Wing” to help trump remember where to go?
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Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
238lbs 😂 😂 😂 ( 6/16 @ G7 summit. Not AI )
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Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
US inflation means families are spending $642 more per month than three years ago.
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Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
The share of Americans who say their financial situation is getting worse, is higher now than at any point in the past 25 years according to new Gallup data.
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Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
THE MOST DESPERATE PHOTO IN MODERN AWARD HISTORY
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Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
From the “most transparent administration in American history” 🙄
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Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
800 people attended that meeting and Hegseth was the 801st most qualified to lead it.
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Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Wow! Major breaking news from the trump administration … a name change.
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Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Moving Space Command…
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Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Keeping score
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Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Newsom FTW!
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Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
FBI Director Kash Patel appears shocked by all of this.
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Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
All we know for sure is that FBI Director Kash Patel looks shocked to learn Epstein committed suicide and never kept a client list.
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Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
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Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
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Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
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Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
“I'm just saying they don't need to have 30 dolls. They can have three. They don't need to have 250 pencils. They can have five.”
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Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
And then Fox News spent the entire night saying “this was all part of his plan”
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Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Lord knows they will never go hungry
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Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
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Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Turns out the biggest issue in the Musk-Rubio cabinet fight wasn’t about Musk and doge —it was VP Vance getting “too cozy” with the sofa before Rubio sat down on it.
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Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
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Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Sounds about right
Courtesy: The Bench DZ
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Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
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Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
My retirement plan is now a chicken coop
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Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Eggs are so expensive, I started buying Fabergé—cheaper and lasts longer.
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Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Hegseth, Gaetz, Noem, Gabbard, Musk … the garbage truck is starting to make sense
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