Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Alaska making things more interesting than a traffic jam caused by a nap-taking muskox 001
Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Truth Social Facts: It spends $140 for every $1 dollar it brings in. The summer has seen sharp, double-digit drops in monthly visitors. Shares of DJT have collapsed 77% from their previous highs. 111
Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · 07/08/2026If that’s the look he was going for, he nailed it! 021
Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · 20/07/2026July 8, 2026: “I don’t want to have anything to do with Spain … They’re hopeless. Bad people.” - trump. July 19, 2026: wouldn’t get off the stage after Spain won the World Cup. 000
Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · 19/07/2026And do they label it “The West Wing” to help trump remember where to go? 011
Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · 16/06/2026238lbs 😂 😂 😂 ( 6/16 @ G7 summit. Not AI ) 000
Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · 12/05/2026US inflation means families are spending $642 more per month than three years ago. 010
Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · 28/04/2026The share of Americans who say their financial situation is getting worse, is higher now than at any point in the past 25 years according to new Gallup data. 000
Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · 16/01/2026THE MOST DESPERATE PHOTO IN MODERN AWARD HISTORY 011
Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · 20/12/2025From the “most transparent administration in American history” 🙄 000
Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · 02/10/2025800 people attended that meeting and Hegseth was the 801st most qualified to lead it. 000
Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · 05/09/2025Wow! Major breaking news from the trump administration … a name change. 010
Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · 11/07/2025FBI Director Kash Patel appears shocked by all of this. 010
Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · 11/07/2025All we know for sure is that FBI Director Kash Patel looks shocked to learn Epstein committed suicide and never kept a client list. 000
Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · 07/05/2025“I'm just saying they don't need to have 30 dolls. They can have three. They don't need to have 250 pencils. They can have five.” 001
Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · 10/04/2025And then Fox News spent the entire night saying “this was all part of his plan” 000
Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Lord knows they will never go hungry 010
Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Turns out the biggest issue in the Musk-Rubio cabinet fight wasn’t about Musk and doge —it was VP Vance getting “too cozy” with the sofa before Rubio sat down on it. 011
Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · 03/02/2025My retirement plan is now a chicken coop 000
Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Eggs are so expensive, I started buying Fabergé—cheaper and lasts longer. 000
Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Hegseth, Gaetz, Noem, Gabbard, Musk … the garbage truck is starting to make sense 000