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Shxtposter Supreme

@anon-0.bsky.social
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Shxtposter Supreme @anon-0.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
I wish my body would body like this 😭
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AdoomScrolling @adoom98.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
"I contain tude" - Walt Whitman if he was boring
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Ash @h1twom4n.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
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Shxtposter Supreme @anon-0.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
If she were, she’d be laughed out of every room. Meanwhile Beervis and Butthead over here are making a mockery of us all.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 25/05/2025
As well he should
A very fashionable chihuahua in sunglasses. Caption: “This tiny dog had everyone's attention in Japan”
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Shxtposter Supreme @anon-0.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
This femme says yes.
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Mo' Problems @lordmo.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Merry Christmas, here's "The Queen of Comics" Nell Brinkley writing in favor of women getting to wear bloomers and in doing so creating just an absolutely sick vampire lady design
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Shxtposter Supreme @anon-0.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
🌲 it is I, a tree
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tpwrtrdmn @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
spaces
Three panel comic with crudely drawn stick people.

Panel 1: A thin grayscale person is talking to a wide grayscale person in an interior with shit smeared all over it. Notably, one of the shit smears looks like a big "X".

Thin: "Wow I sure love owning a dedicated space where we can smear shit everywhere!"

Wide: "It's pretty great, we've got free rein to smear our shit alllll over and nobody can stop us!"

Thin: "Nobody is even around to tell us not to do it anymore!"

Panel 2: Split-view zoom in on both of them.

Thin: "…Nobody left to be bothered by the smell…"

Wide: "Nobody we can annoy by insisting they debate us…"

Panel 3: Outside a small building with a rainbow flag on it, the two shit-smeared people are yelling at a lime green person and a turquoise person who are standing at the windows.

Wide: "Hey! Let us into your new community space!"

Lime: "No!"

Turquoise: "Wait, maybe we should give them another chance-"

Lime: "NO!"

Thin: "You can't just ban us based on behavior from outside of it!"

Lime: "Yeah we can!"
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Shxtposter Supreme @anon-0.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
If everyone has a soulmate out there, I’m pretty sure mine died before I was even born. Or they don’t exist for another 200 years
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ⓘ 𝕆ligarch f*ckery detected @adelpreore.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Bow chicka bow-wow 🎅
Santa: Have you been nice this year Mrs Claus. 
Mrs Claus: No. I've been a naughty girl and I need to be punished.
Santa: *squinting eyes* Say no more.

Hands her lump of coal
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Paul @fucktheracists.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
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Shxtposter Supreme @anon-0.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
the eyeliner is SHARP
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Shxtposter Supreme @anon-0.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
🤔 *takes notes*
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Shxtposter Supreme @anon-0.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Are you using a giant Blahaj in place of a towel? Lol
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Shxtposter Supreme @anon-0.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
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Shxtposter Supreme @anon-0.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Right obvi, but the question is if you’d right swipe me lmao
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kimetime @kimetime.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Don't get me wrong, I love Idiocracy... But it is pretty eugenicsy. The actual problem with our world isn't that "stupid people breed more than smart people," it's that public education has been systematically dismantled, and social media is a powerful tool of manipulation.
youtu.be
No, Idiocracy Is Not A Documentary
YouTube video by Sarah Z
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ConquestofBaguettes @readthebreadbook.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
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