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@aNOLEnymous**

@anolenymous.bsky.social
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Nothing matters, the Sun will explode and then collapse eventually no matter what we say or do. Eat Arby’s.

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@aNOLEnymous** @anolenymous.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Those Virginia helmets are gross. The V and crossed-swords logo looks good. Shouldn’t mess with it.
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@aNOLEnymous** @anolenymous.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I was gonna write a post about this defense but a visual is better.
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J (LFGM/WTFSU) @jznole.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Imagine taunting the worst team in the ACC and not even covering the spread.
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@aNOLEnymous** @anolenymous.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I can’t believe they let this sorry ass team put 36 on them 😂
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Drew @dskywlkr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Mocking the warchant when they’ve been in a dog fight with this sorry ass football team 😂😂😂
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@aNOLEnymous** @anolenymous.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
TWO PLAYERS WITH THE SAME NUMBER BY GOD THATS WILLIE TAGGART’S MUSIC
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@aNOLEnymous** @anolenymous.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Nothing that happens today erases eating their fucking lunch last year.
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@aNOLEnymous** @anolenymous.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
TELL EM ASHTON DANIELS
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@aNOLEnymous** @anolenymous.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Whatever conference they are, they are dogshit.
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@aNOLEnymous** @anolenymous.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Are these ACC or SEC refs?
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@aNOLEnymous** @anolenymous.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Dirty shit there, Bama. Kalen DeBoer can shut the hell up.
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@aNOLEnymous** @anolenymous.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Why not go for two there???
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@aNOLEnymous** @anolenymous.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Respectfully, I dont care if you call them “shakers.” They’re still pom-poms.
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@aNOLEnymous** @anolenymous.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That blocking. Good Lord.
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@aNOLEnymous** @anolenymous.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Lane Kiffin looks like what would happen if a fraternity paddle wished really hard to become A Real Boy.
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@aNOLEnymous** @anolenymous.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Question: if there is a lightning delay with 2:36 left in the first half, particularly with a kickoff about to occur, does it make sense to just incorporate halftime into the delay and add the 2:36 to the third quarter?
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@aNOLEnymous** @anolenymous.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
NEVER FORGET: “Forrest Gump” is a movie about a mentally-challenged University of Alabama alumnus who prematurely ejaculates and steps in dogshit.
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@aNOLEnymous** @anolenymous.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Not gonna lie, I like Threads a whole lot better than this place but it does not have the juice on game days, like, at all
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@aNOLEnymous** @anolenymous.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
LOL Earth Sky News, y’all are wrong for this
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@aNOLEnymous** @anolenymous.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Headed over to Lot 5. Who’s going? #GoNoles
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@aNOLEnymous** @anolenymous.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Sitting at an NJT turnpike plaza, eating Sbarro and psyching myself up to drive through New York in the rain. About to shotgun an energy drink and go to the men’s room so I can glare at the mirror and verbally abuse myself.
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@aNOLEnymous** @anolenymous.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Roses are red, a food truck is mobile…
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@aNOLEnymous** @anolenymous.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
THIS IS ALL MY TEAMS
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@aNOLEnymous** @anolenymous.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Nope. Pretty sure it’s gonna take a Bills Super Bowl win for that too happen.
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Howdy @icandie.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Last time the Knicks won the championship the president resigned in disgrace shortly after. Here’s hoping history repeats itself.
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@aNOLEnymous** @anolenymous.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Gonna tell my kids this was J.D. Vance
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@aNOLEnymous** @anolenymous.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I figured it would be this place that had the juice. Surprised to see that it’s Threads.
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@aNOLEnymous** @anolenymous.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
If you haven’t seen it, check out this wild documentary on HBO Max #ClassActionPark
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@aNOLEnymous** @anolenymous.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
What exactly is Walmart trying to sell me??
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@aNOLEnymous** @anolenymous.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
A lot of 7 and 10, a little bit of 8 and 11, and I’ve become a very niche higher-end sports card collector. Occasionally Legos. There was a model airplane phase as well at one point. #GenX
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@aNOLEnymous** @anolenymous.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Nobody: Walmart: So, like, how did that cheese work out for you? 👉👈
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@aNOLEnymous** @anolenymous.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
No, this sounds good. It means they’ve agreed upon a typeface and font size, on what weight vellum bond paper the agreement will be printed on, on what pens they will use to sign it, and on what pastries will be served at the presser. The rest is just window-dressing.
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@aNOLEnymous** @anolenymous.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
A 3-2 win in overtime and the local media shafts the guy on the visiting team who scored BOTH goals so they could give their guy with 2 assists the third star. 🫠
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@aNOLEnymous** @anolenymous.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Putting in some weekend hours, cleaning out my book closet in preparation to move rooms, and found this gem. Another satisfied customer! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Graffiti crudely written across the spine of a middle-school science textbook that says SUCK MY BALLS AND DICK. All words spelled correctly.
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@aNOLEnymous** @anolenymous.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
You’re on a roll!
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@aNOLEnymous** @anolenymous.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I am beginning to pack up and move out of a classroom I’ve been in since 2013, and friends, it is TRAUMA.
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@aNOLEnymous** @anolenymous.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
7 unanswered?? Habs 😂
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@aNOLEnymous** @anolenymous.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Waiting on Sting 3.0 up in Savannah
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@aNOLEnymous** @anolenymous.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Today’s Chromebooks are yesterday’s paper.
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@aNOLEnymous** @anolenymous.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I’m willing to bet that someone in his entourage carries a small mirror so that if necessary they can check and see if he’s breathing.
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@aNOLEnymous** @anolenymous.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Old Red Sox logo needs to calm tf down
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Best of Dying Twitter @bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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Elon Musk accidentally revealing his mom's account is one of his alt's means that he has both impersonated his own infant child and mother online
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Brian Lyman @brianlyman.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Alabama Legislature is meeting on redistricting; we are under a tornado watch, and it’s flooding in the building. These metaphors are too on the nose.
Dirty water
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
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@aNOLEnymous** @anolenymous.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
HIERARCHY OF REMAINING #NHL TEAMS 1. Sabres I don’t often say a fanbase deserves something, but Sabres fans deserve this. <dropoff> 2. Avalanche 3. Wild 4. Ducks I’m okay with any of these teams.
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@aNOLEnymous** @anolenymous.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
The hospital in which I was born was abandoned decades ago, and a company is now offering ghost tours there. Might actually do this next time we make it back out to Texas. www.hauntedrooms.com/texas/ghost-...
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Abandoned Beach Army Hospital Ghost Hunt, Mineral Wells, Texas | Haunted Rooms America
Location: Beach Army Hospital, Fort Wolters, Mineral Wells, Texas Time: 8pm – 2am Price: $99 per person Deposits of $30 accepted, with the remaining balance due one month before the event date.
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@aNOLEnymous** @anolenymous.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
This was made by a middle-schooler who *really* didn’t want to ask for a pencil.
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@aNOLEnymous** @anolenymous.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Of all the vaccines I’ve had in my life, this was the worst of them.
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August J. Pollak @augustjpollak.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
The amount of misinformation we’re getting about an incident that just occurred in front of 1,500 news reporters is truly the metaphor of our generation.
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@aNOLEnymous** @anolenymous.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
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