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James O'Malley @jamesomalley.co.uk · 07/10/2026

Holy shit. Someone has decompiled the Adobe suite, rebuilt it in Rust and released it as open source. Either all software is dead or the US copyright laws are about to receive an update. getartcraft.com/apps

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Crafting Apps: open-source creative tools

Image editing, vector illustration, video, photography, PDFs, motion graphics and page layout: seven native, open-source apps from the ArtCraft team, built in Rust and free to use.

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anOffensiveName 🇨🇦 @anoffensivename.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

When McDonald's Monopoly rolls around, I save my game pieces that win food items and give them to the homeless people in my neighbourhood. Food is great and serves a purpose... but they also get to walk into a business and order what they want. There's dignity in that. Love the people around you.

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anOffensiveName 🇨🇦 @anoffensivename.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It's kind of funny how many news outlets mispronounce Xi Jinping's surname. It's very close to "see" in English. It's got to be intentional by this point.

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anOffensiveName 🇨🇦 @anoffensivename.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

He's going to reject the offer to stop fighting and open the Strait of Hormuz because it's already open, so they're going to keep fighting until they achieve their objective of opening the Strait of Hormuz.

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Michael Legel @mjlegel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

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Flork @florkofcows.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 15/09/2026

This is one of the funniest threads I’ve read in ages. At no point does OP break, and the landlords, well, www.reddit.com/r/Landlord/c...

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

For some music fans, Macklemore's comments on Gaza were a welcome relief from his music.

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Modern Toss @moderntoss.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

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anOffensiveName 🇨🇦 @anoffensivename.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

It's kind of funny that Robert Kraft is so awful that he's pissed off people who otherwise don't care about the NFL.

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anOffensiveName 🇨🇦 @anoffensivename.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I bought a paper shredder and I really like it. I like it to the point that I had a dream about it: I dreamt that I used it to shred my pants. Now I'm wondering whether I harbour a subconscious resentment of my pants, but I'm certain I love the paper shredder.

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Jaye @jaybird54.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Hmm…. Suddenly The Lion King feels less like a children’s movie and more like required reading.

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anOffensiveName 🇨🇦 @anoffensivename.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Boris Johnson has gone super saiyan. Did someone kill Krillin?

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anOffensiveName 🇨🇦 @anoffensivename.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Maybe I'm projecting 5d chess on Trump but... if you promise a $5k bribe, win, then set up a committee to pay the bribe that gets shut down because it's illegal... you haven't bribed anyone and you can claim the Democrats stopped you.

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anOffensiveName 🇨🇦 @anoffensivename.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Movie idea: Pete Hegseth orders the crew of the USS Lincoln to take testosterone injections. After 260 days at sea, they spontaneously develop roid rage and go mad. They attack one another with objects and tools found on the ship, including the steam powered fighter jet catapult.

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Malcolm Wood @woodmally1979.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Trekkies I dont want to alarm folks but ……

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anOffensiveName 🇨🇦 @anoffensivename.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

After three decades of being a fan I finally got to see Weird Al last night. The show was a tremendous amount of fun and I can't recommend it enough. Go if you have the chance, especially if you're not familiar with all his stuff.

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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Different strokes

Two panel comic. Panel 1: a metalhead rocker dude with long hair strums a guitar enthusiastically alongside loud music. The posters around him are a bunch of power metal acts such as Lips, CMYK, and Sure. There are beer bottles and cans littered around. Panel 2: his downstairs neighbor is a different type of metalhead. He’s got a shaved head, a neutral, clean apartment with an organized record collection, and memorabilia for death/doom metal acts such as Ick, Filth, and Girth Rate. Mildly annoyed, he removes his headphones and glances up at the ceiling, from which his neighbors loud music is emanating.

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anOffensiveName 🇨🇦 @anoffensivename.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I'm really, really not into wrestling but this sounds awesome. Imagine seeing someone come out of their closet to applause. Imagine knowing that everyone around you appreciates people for who they are on the inside. It sounds like Star Trek and I want to be on the Enterprise.

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anOffensiveName 🇨🇦 @anoffensivename.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

“You know when a rock band is really over the hill, and you see them in a casino playing some song from like 50 years ago? I think that’s the part of Donald Trump’s presidency we’re at now, it's not his best work." - Wab Kinew, Premier of Manitoba

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anOffensiveName 🇨🇦 @anoffensivename.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I mean, I'm like 18 years behind the ball on this one... but I just read this without immediately dismissing it and I realized: WHO WAS PHONE? MOM. [or possibly step dad/mom or other dad]

Ancient 4Chan meme that reads:

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U answer it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

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anOffensiveName 🇨🇦 @anoffensivename.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I liked Coyote v. Acme; it had lots of cartoon silliness that's easily spoiled, so I'll restrain myself to saying that naming a law firm Avery, Jones & Maltese felt really, really good as a huge fan.

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anOffensiveName 🇨🇦 @anoffensivename.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Red Alert 3 (2008) is a real-time strategy game; at one point Tim Curry, playing the Premier of the USSR, taunts you. This is what I loved about Curry: I had no clue he was in the game before I started playing. He just popped up out of the middle of nowhere and made everything better.

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anOffensiveName 🇨🇦 @anoffensivename.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

So like... Dolly's passing makes me realize that this is what social media is going to be like when Trump dies, except the tone will be somewhat different.

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Modern Toss @moderntoss.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Thanks to the voices of these Portsmouth people who helped get this section of the Prototype UK Swear map finished for our exhibition , special mention to Betty at the end cheers! More brilliant work from other regions coming soon. Exhibition opens again tomorrow 12-6 Wed -Sunday. link in bio cheers

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anOffensiveName 🇨🇦 @anoffensivename.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I saw this trailer in the cinema the other day. The story of making Rocky is way more interesting than Rocky itself, especially the part about Stallone's dog, but like... I can't take this impression seriously.

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I Play Rocky | Official Trailer

YouTube video by Amazon MGM Studios

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anOffensiveName 🇨🇦 @anoffensivename.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Brand New Day has me watching Netflix's the Punisher and like... my favourite action hero-slop is when someone sees their target through the scope of a rifle, they're shocked, and then they lean back and look with their bare eyes to confirm what they saw. THAT'S WHAT THE SCOPE IS FOR.

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anOffensiveName 🇨🇦 @anoffensivename.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I just saw the new Spider-Man movie. It strikes me that it's pretty easy to put the Punisher into a Spider-Man movie, but you can't put Spider-Man in a Punisher movie. "Hey Frank, what are you doing with that sledgehammer... oh shit." [Spider-Man vomits in his mask]

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anOffensiveName 🇨🇦 @anoffensivename.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Some observations: 1) It's giving Tommy Wiseau with an unlimited budget and less taste 2) Nobody needs this much armour 3) The song's refrain is "stand by me!" but Musk is completely alone in every scene

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Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 14/08/2026

I think about this a lot.

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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

amazing article

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anOffensiveName 🇨🇦 @anoffensivename.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Rob Schneider is 1984. American Communists are just Americans with ideas, how is having an idea a crime? Between this and the ubiquitous gambling and the state control of sexuality/gender-identity and love itself, Orwell is spinning in his grave fast enough to power all the AI data centres.

A Tweet from Rob Schneider proclaiming that Communism is illegal in the United States, as is trying to "overthrow the government," or "attempting to abolish the Constitution and the Supreme Court." Meanwhile American Communists are just Americans who have ideas about how they can make things slightly better for everyone, and isn't that the most American thing ever?

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anOffensiveName 🇨🇦 @anoffensivename.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I'm learning to play bass guitar and in the process of playing scales and noodling, I spontaneously learned Seven Nation Army. I'm not sure Jack White wrote that song so much as he channelled it.

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anOffensiveName 🇨🇦 @anoffensivename.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Jomboy's breakdown of the litigation during the Red Sox @ Blue Jays game on Aug. 10. It's complicated and counter-intuitive and utterly dissatisfying being on this side of it; I absolutely love all of this and I wish more sports were like this.

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The most confusing MLB play of the season, a breakdown

YouTube video by Jomboy Media

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anOffensiveName 🇨🇦 @anoffensivename.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

The Blue Jays game today was great because there was a 17 minute delay as the umpires argued over what the fuck just happened. Then they came to a decision that pissed off the 40,000 people in the ballpark. Everyone was angry and confused; it was the purest baseball I've ever seen.

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anOffensiveName 🇨🇦 @anoffensivename.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

One of my neighbours has an extremely cute dog. The dog is a dachshund. When he walks his dachshund, his dog wears a muzzle. I do not understand who the muzzle actually protects but I'm not about to start making jokes in case this turns out like The Quest for the Holy Grail or something.

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anOffensiveName 🇨🇦 @anoffensivename.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Correlation is not causation... but I have a strange feeling that posting this is part of why Tate was arrested. This might be the second time his streaming has led to his arrest?

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PBF Comics @pbfcomics.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

“What a beautiful universe, hon" says a telescope as gazes upon an aurora borealis. “It really is”, responds the telescope's partner, who it turns out is not a telescope, but a microscope. Hands full of algae, she wades waist deep in a disgusting swamp, amazed by the heavenly microscopic life all around them.

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anOffensiveName 🇨🇦 @anoffensivename.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

The reign of Duke Leto Atreides II was a distant memory when England won their second World Cup

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Graham Annable @grickle.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Can you SPOT THE DIFFERENCES?!! It's Puzzle Agent Puzzle Time! There are 10 differences to find in Nelson's dilemma! #grickledoodle #puzzleagent #nelsontethers #games #puzzles #SpotTheDifference #cartoon #horror #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of Nelson Tethers hiding behind a tree in a winter forest while a Hidden Person riding an antlered white bear searches for him.

A cartoon illustration of Nelson Tethers with a pistol drawn hiding behind a tree in a winter forest while a Hidden Person riding an antlered white bear searches for him.

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Brooke from Let’s Not Date @letsnotdate.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Happy Pride to the men who will regret sexually harassing me.

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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Kan you explayne thys gap yn thy resume? Yn the last year of the twilighte age, Urgaleth of the Grey Elves led a warlyke host through the plains of my resume. Thei were met yn battle by the Dukes of Fyre. So Urgaleth split the fielde wyth hys great spear, creatinge thys mightye gap yn my resume.

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anOffensiveName 🇨🇦 @anoffensivename.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

One morning, when Gregor Samsa woke from troubled dreams, he found himself doomscrolling.

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

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anOffensiveName 🇨🇦 @anoffensivename.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

I'm listening to Flashlight by Parliament while I'm working. I'm trying to imagine what it would be like for George Clinton to point at me and say "Dance, sucka." Like. Shit. I guess I'd have to dance.

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anOffensiveName 🇨🇦 @anoffensivename.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

I like American ballads about bar fights. Gimme Three Steps, Bad, Bad Leroy Brown, You Don't Mess Around with Jim are all great. A Boy Named Sue has a setup that lasts a man's entire life, leading up to a bar fight that helps him overcome his own insecurities and trauma.

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