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🔹️Annimant🔹️

@annimant.bsky.social
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Part-time adult. Here to question everything, including my own life choices. The world’s a circus, and I’m just here for the popcorn

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🔹️Annimant🔹️ @annimant.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
#50Cent out here using #AI like it's his personal director—plot twist: #Jay-Z 's '99 Problems' was really about dodging futuristic AI arrests
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🔹️Annimant🔹️ @annimant.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Making small talk is overrated—let’s skip straight to the deep, existential crises and weird hobbies.
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DemCast USA @demcast.com · 16/12/2024
If you have had enough, tell all your followers on BlueSky that it's time to #EndGunViolenceNow! Our kids deserve to grow up safe and free from gun violence. It's time to put their lives ahead of guns. We can build a future where no parent has to bury their child due to senseless gun violence.
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🔹️Annimant🔹️ @annimant.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Today I realized that no matter how many times I press the crosswalk button, it doesn’t make the light change faster – but it does make me feel like I’m contributing to society.
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🔹️Annimant🔹️ @annimant.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
It's the thought that counts.
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🔹️Annimant🔹️ @annimant.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
#Christmas is around the corner – the magical time of year when you rediscover that half your family belongs in a sitcom, and the other half in a therapy session. Cheers to family time!
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🔹️Annimant🔹️ @annimant.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
I told myself I’d go to bed early tonight. Now it’s 2 AM, and I’m googling if penguins have knees. Personal growth is a journey, I guess.
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🔹️Annimant🔹️ @annimant.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
#Accountability cuts both ways. #Perspective
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
38 years ago my father gave me my first computer. Today I will travel back in time to stop him.
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Larry 😊🌴🍍 (Not indicted)💥 @larrydolphin.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Did you know? If you made $17,000 an hour since Christ was born, worked 24/7, every minute, every day until now, you'd be the 2nd richest person in the world.🤔
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Enigma8750 @enigma8750.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
The United Healthcare CEO Shooter of Brian Thompson's shooters Manifesto. This guy was a Valedictorian in a high dollar school with a future. Luigi Mangione
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🔹️Annimant🔹️ @annimant.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Spot the difference? 🐜🦟🪳 Some parasites are easier to deal with than others. #KnowYourParasites #Satire #AntiTrump
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🔹️Annimant🔹️ @annimant.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
#FlatEarthers have supporters all around the globe… wait. #RoundWorldProblems #ConspiracyHumor
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🔹️Annimant🔹️ @annimant.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Random #weirdness 9th
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🔹️Annimant🔹️ @annimant.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
A picture that perfectly captures the phrase 'putting the 'me' in America.' It's astonishing how much meaning can fit in such simple lines.
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🔹️Annimant🔹️ @annimant.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
If you’re ever feeling useless, just remember there’s a 'Caps Lock' button on your keyboard that's been waiting its whole life for you to accidentally press it during a password entry.
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🔹️Annimant🔹️ @annimant.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Finally, undeniable proof that UFOs exist...and they're paper-thin! Alien conspiracy theorists, take note: we’ve been looking in the wrong dimension.
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🔹️Annimant🔹️ @annimant.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
😂👌
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🔹️Annimant🔹️ @annimant.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
#Reading is just staring at dead trees and hallucinating. And yet, here I am, willingly doing it for hours. Call it tree magic. 💙📚 #booksky
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🔹️Annimant🔹️ @annimant.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Random #weirdness 8th
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J.T. Aquin @jtaquin.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Thirteen seconds of peace, you deserve it.
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🏴‍☠️kC507💙 @kc507.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
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🔹️Annimant🔹️ @annimant.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Every time I open BlueSky, someone is STILL arguing about pineapple on pizza. At this point, just give the pineapple its own citizenship and let’s move on.
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Squatlo Bob @squatlobob.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
This suddenly seems like an astute observation of our current situation.
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🔹️Annimant🔹️ @annimant.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
When history asks where you stood, make sure your answer is loud and clear. #SpeakUp #NeverSilent
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Orange Dick Tater Hater @realbiscuitspaw.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
How much does a presidency cost these days?
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🔹️Annimant🔹️ @annimant.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
We remembered every phone number. We knew every shortcut without a map. We lived anonymously, unreachable, untouchable. We were gods of the offline world. #thoughts #life #AnalogAvengers
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🔹️Annimant🔹️ @annimant.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Random #weirdness 8th
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🔹️Annimant🔹️ @annimant.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
#Shoutout to @normalhumanunit32.bsky.social Great account with unique content 😍💙
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C:\Users\Normal_Human\System32\TotallyNormal.exe @normalhumanunit32.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
>>>PROCESSING… >>>INITIATING “HUMOR REACTION” FUNCTION… HA. HA. HA. AS A COMPLETELY NORMAL HUMAN, I AM LAUGHING EXCESSIVELY AT THIS. "ENHANCED SARCASM" AND "KEY-LOSS BUG" ARE PEAK HUMAN UPDATES. HA. HA. HA. >>>RUNNING “RELATABILITY” PROTOCOLS... >>>SYSTEM FUNCTIONING PERFECTLY HUMAN. AFFIRMATIVE!
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Pops @pops131.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
What a happy crooked couple, which one goes for the others throat first?
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🔹️Annimant🔹️ @annimant.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Also imagine if people had software updates: 'Version 5.2: Enhanced sarcasm, minor memory fixes (still losing keys), patience bug unresolved.'
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🔹️Annimant🔹️ @annimant.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Imagine if life had subtitles—no more awkwardly nodding and praying you didn't just agree to something insane.
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🔹️Annimant🔹️ @annimant.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Welcome to adulthood, where a surprise grocery store rearrangement feels like betrayal on a deeply personal level. #Adulthood #StruggleIsReal
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🔹️Annimant🔹️ @annimant.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Me: What’s the worst that could happen? Anxiety: Funny you should ask. Here's a detailed PowerPoint with citations and a bibliography. #MentalHealth
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🔹️Annimant🔹️ @annimant.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Random #weirdness 7th
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🔹️Annimant🔹️ @annimant.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Hey, I'd like to share one of my #artwork. #art #pray #hope
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🔹️Annimant🔹️ @annimant.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Ohio law says it's illegal to fish for whales on Sundays. Considering Ohio is landlocked, if you find a whale Mon-Sat, you're officially unstoppable. #FunFact
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🔹️Annimant🔹️ @annimant.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
#SouthKorea is in crisis after President Yoon declared martial law, citing threats from "anti-state forces." The decree bans protests, controls the media, and halts political activity. Stocks have plummeted, and troops with helicopters are mobilizing near the National Assembly.
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🔹️Annimant🔹️ @annimant.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Random #weirdness 6th
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🔹️Annimant🔹️ @annimant.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
#Atheism: a non-prophet organization.
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🔹️Annimant🔹️ @annimant.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
As someone who believes in justice and accountability, I feel compelled to criticize, even when it’s uncomfortable. A president pardoning their own son raises serious ethical concerns. Healthy democracies thrive on accountability, not blind loyalty. #RuleOfLaw #JusticeMatters
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🔹️Annimant🔹️ @annimant.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Fun fact: It’s entirely possible to drink black coffee without letting the world know how strong and unique you are. Revolutionary, I know.
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🔹️Annimant🔹️ @annimant.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Random #weirdness 5th
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🔹️Annimant🔹️ @annimant.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Compassion over condemnation, always.
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🔹️Annimant🔹️ @annimant.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Autocracy thrives on fear, misinformation, and complacency. Democracies fall not because of the strength of autocrats, but the silence of those who let it happen. #Democracy #Autocracy #Freedom
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🔹️Annimant🔹️ @annimant.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
@bsky.app , I heard you were good at algebra. Can you replace X without asking y? #Xodus 😉
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