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Darkest Timeline Chelsea

@annesurely.bsky.social
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30-something with ADHD just surviving the darkest timeline in the slave state of California. Resist fascism by wearing a respirator. She/her

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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 22h
Why in the capitalist hellscape does Ted Lasso Deodorant exist
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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 23h
I continue to be depressed as shit that only a small handful of people learned a damn thing from 2020. And the small handful of people who learned things and changed their behavior are the ones who are regarded as "insane." It's just so cool to be alive amongst humans.
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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 23h
I was just thinking about Danny Glover, who I knew nothing about, and wondering how he feels about his biggest movies being with a white supremacist. I was just wondering because Danny is, you know, obviously not a white supremacist.
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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Holy shit, it's $400 for a COVID and flu vaccine.
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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Love when there's not a single other person masked in the pharmacy during a COVID wave
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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Oh I'm so woke I describe bigots as mentally ill." Shut ALL THE WAY UP.
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Chappell Ellison @chappelltracker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
today's hardware designers could never conceive of what Kazuo Kawasaki was doing in 1996
A colorful retro computer setup featuring a purple keyboard, a small teal touchpad, and a teal circular CD-ROM drive with a matching keypad-style controller resting on top. The hardware is arranged against a dark background in a vivid purple-and-turquoise color scheme.
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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Apparently my phone service address has been the place I lived in 2019. OK, guess I definitely didn't update that in 2022 when I was living in a different state.
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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Chiropractors are anti-science goons, and I'm 0% surprised to hear one pushing the absolute tomfoolery that is raw milk. We need to start publicly shaming these people who practice ghost-fueled pseudoscience. And what is wrong with this mom that she is giving her baby raw milk???
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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wow, I actually just saw an ad for the HP audiobooks with Matthew Macfadyen. How sad to have visual evidence that Mr. Darcy died.
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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thinking about how people get Josh Widdicombe confused with Ed Sheeran and wondering how much heat he's taking
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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I asked my mom if her Facebook AI is turned off and she had no idea what I was talking about. At least she sold the blender she was getting rid of without incident 😵‍💫
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Your Local Epidemiologist @ylepidemiologist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
1/ Flu season is starting, which also means flu myths are back. Since I recently found myself having one of these conversations with someone in line at the grocery store, I thought it would be good to share. So, here are four of the most common flu vaccine myths you may hear this season...
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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You know there's too much Content when there's a show called "Celebrity Ghost Stories."
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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I still don't understand why it's so hard to stop using Substack
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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Depressing as shit that I follow like 40 people who follow a rapist
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𝚂𝙺𝙴𝙻𝙴𝚃𝙾𝙽 𝚃𝙸𝙼𝙴 𝙱𝙰𝚈𝙱𝙴𝙴🎃 @mudfire4.cryptid.expert · 23/09/2026
Btw, for those who aren’t aware, Rifka currently has two active Bluesky accounts Her main account, and 1 on the Blacksky PDS that she created when her main was suspended at one point Block on sight, she’s a rapist & serial abuser
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Dr. Divya (🔔 logged out) @divyampersaud.com · 29/09/2026
3 days remain to keep a mom housed and we’re almost there. 🚨 174 left and a donor is matching 105 of that (so we only need about £87 / $100). But this isn’t moving. chuffed.org/project/savi...
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Saving lives on the frontline in Palestine - help Maha
My name is Louisa and I'm raising money for my dear friend Maha and her family in Gaza.
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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I can't look at this Cornell horror story too closely, but that a woman is responsible for making those rapists simply write essays is too much for me. I never, ever, ever, want to hear anyone ask why someone doesn't report rape. To whom? No one gives a shit about victims of rape.
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nick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.
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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I scheduled a Nuvaxovid shot because I thought it had a higher efficacy, now I'm reading that it's lower. Don't do this to the Chronically Overwhelmed. The Chronic Overwhelm is a big part of why I'm lapsed on vaccinating. Now idk if I should change it or what.
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“It’s not ALL men.” None of the 50+ men the Cornell rapists invited to come join them in raping a woman they’d drugged went to the authorities or tried to stop it. Not all men would rape an unconscious woman, but where are the men who’d try to stop it, or EVEN FUCKING OBJECT?
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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You ever put on a "soothing" face mask and it actually hurts quite a bit
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
So uhhhhhh… Apparently meta's muse "AI" is just straight up doxxing people to strangers on FB marketplace??? This has the potential to hurt so so many people, and I genuinely wonder how long before they roll out a fix for it.
Screenshot of a post from threads

matt.j.robb & 16h (€) So muse handled my Facebook marketplace today. Just found out it told people my address and agreed a lowball price and then they showed up without it even telling me until late tonight that it messed up.

Absolutely wild. 1/2

[Embedded image of a series of text messages from a meta muse "agent" given the call sign "Jarvis" (Parts of first message obscured by its logo have been replaced with brackets and ellipses and best guesses from context):]

Heads up, Usman is […] building right now for the MX Keys Mini [. He is sta]nding in front of the Shoppers Drug [Mart.]

$10 by e-transfer. The auto-reply told him to message when he's at your door.

10:28 PM Bad news on the MX Keys Mini pickup. Usman showed up at your building around 9:15 and waited, messaged a bunch of times, and nobody came down. He left angry at 9:38 and left a negative rating.

Worse, my auto-reply told him "Yep I'm here!" at 9:27 when you clearly weren't available, which is on me. That's a bad look and it made the no-show worse.

I've sent him an apology from your account owning it and offering to try again another day. But the negative rating is real, and I should probably stop the auto-replies from claiming you're home when I can't verify that. Want me to change the pickup replies so they don't promise you're there?

[reply, presumably from the threads user]: You gotta never do that ever again don't agree for pickup unless you check with me

[Response from Muse "Agent"]: You're right and I'm sorry. That should never have happened. It's locked in now as a hard rule: i will never […you]'re there unless you've explicitly […] that specific pickup. If someone proposes a time, I'll tell them I'll check and…  Screenshot of a tweet from Ray Wong @raywongy:
    Deleted Muse after seeing this post on Threads about how it told some Facebook Marketplace sellers the guy’s address and they showed up at his door

    Dangerous and creepy

    This would have been 1000x worse if the person was a woman
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Jessica Elena @byjessicaelena.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A little reminder. #art #illustration
A digital drawing with  smaller panels inside of which are different labdscapes, and on top is the text ”as I watch the trees prepare for a season of rest I am reminded that I can do that too”, the landscapes feature mushrooms, hills, a lighthouse and flowers.
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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The most annoying thing about using pumpkin is that it comes in amounts that do not translate well to recipes. 1 3/4 cups of orange goop in a standard can is an annoying amount. Now I have to find a recipe that uses 3/4 cup.
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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There should be a labeler for everyone who shared the right-wing propo from The Globe.
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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
God liberals are such disingenuous people
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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Scheduled my COVID and flu vaccines (which I'm sure will be like $200 I don't have lololololol) and had no idea there was another brand doing what Novavax is doing. Glad it can actually be scheduled, unlike Novavax in previous years.
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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's amazing how many COVID minimizers talk about how we can't expect anyone to mask post-2020. Has the right-wing rhetoric made them forget there wasn't even a vaccine until several months into 2021? Hell, CA still had a mandate partway into 2022. But then, the right does love to re-write history.
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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fran Drescher moved the industry so rightward on this. It was doing better than most industries until she said, "No more workers' right here," and then did her obnoxious laugh as she poured money into the IOF.
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Stop calling people who wear masks and take Covid precautions the “forever covid” crowd. We’re literally the only ones trying to eliminate the virus. It’s not gone. It’s not over. It’s still disabling. People who deny this reality are the “forever COVID” crowd.
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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Someone get this poet some food that tastes good, stat. Review of Rana French Onion Ravioli Bake Kit
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Tastes Like Sadness

Bought the kit out of sheer laziness, my punishment was eating the “meal” after. The only compensation was the fact it was on sale. The kit come with raviolis that shine like the plastic wrapping they are stored in. The filling a bland cheese substance that one can only assume in cheese in the fact the package says it is. After dumping the package into the flimsy dish, mixing the “soup” contents, snipping a corner and oozing the package out over the shiny discs. Brown liquid, like a nightmare milkshake you made after being sick. Your hope in this is fading, eyes lost in the color of the soup. A few chunks of what is called beef plop out of the bag. The plastic discs cook in the salty sadness you chose to cook that night. The melting cheese a sharp contrast to the rest of your kit. Salty sadness you slowly consume as it sinks into your bad and disgusting is how you feel.
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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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This Is Fine Dog Meme in Burning House
Alt: This Is Fine Dog Meme in Burning House
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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If I wanted to hear all of the most out-of-touch centrist political opinions, all I would have to do is follow everyone with "political junkie" in their profile.
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Another AI resignation—this one from Google DeepMind: “I definitely want my future work to be unambiguously pro-human.” “The existential risks many people are warning about deserve to be taken seriously…” (robert.ocallahan.org/2026/09/good...)
Robert O'Callahan @rocallahan
X.com
I resigned from Google today.
enjoyed my work and loved the people, but my GDM team was working on a new generation of chips to make Al much faster and cheaper, and I think Al is already progressing too fast, so I had to quit.
1:17 AM • 9/25/26 • 135K Views
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Elizabeth Pearce @elizabethpearce.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
BTW, the CDC just changed the rules again saying healthcare workers can return to work 4 days after testing + for Covid, meaning they will be treating patients during their peak infectiousness. If anyone was considering not wearing a respirator or mask in a doctor’s office or hospital
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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What is wrong with liberals that they have to lash out over celebrities rather than contend with the actual problems they're upset about? I swear, there needs to be therapy with a focus on getting people to question their worldviews and engage in critical thought.
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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Truly fucking amazing how many libs blame Susan Surandon for Hilary Clinton losing, completely disregarding the fact that, actually, she won the popular vote, despite running a terrible campaign and being a terrible person. Same people who forget Joe Biden was pro-genocide.
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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I do think we'd be a lot better off with COVID if people would simply mask in all medical settings (including pharmacies), and on mass transit. Just those places would make such a difference. I'm not sure why that's so difficult, especially the former.
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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
As he sits maskless on a plane. It's fine, we don't need public health. It's fine to make sure there are more vulnerable people who can't get decent care.
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zinā' warrior princess @melifonos.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the 2026 landscape is different than the 2021 landscape, but that shit is certainly still out there, and the somewhat uncomfortable truth is that there's a new human pathogen causing new and sometimes worrying kinds of pathology that we didn't have to worry about in 2019
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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Holy shit, someone let David Tennant use his real accent to narrate a doc
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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I was just reading Zionists calling Hannah a Pick Me. I'm sure people who are pretending to have convictions usually carry them out to this extent.
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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Chantzy @chantzy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Many liberals on here share the same views as Ted Cruz, it seems. Some of y'all are even using the same ableist language as him
Tweet from Ted Cruz sharing the Boston Globe click bait piece with. Quote that says "wow I honestly did not know that there was a single place on the planet in 2026 that still had an idiotic mask mandate
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David Kaye @davidakaye.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
to be clear, the admin is alleged to have deported AT LEAST 25,447 individuals TO COUNTRIES THAT ARE NOT THEIR OWN with, evidently, ZERO PROTECTIONS. this is a scandal and crime of historic proportions.
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The Deportation Project Map
Between 2025 and August 2026, the Trump administration deported over 25,000 people to countries other than their country of origin. Very few of these removals were publicly announced by the US. The De...
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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I've got moots who follow this abuser. Hope y'all see this
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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think it's so funny that only the posh accents are supposed to be the "intelligent" way to speak. Buds, I've heard you say "taco," I'm gonna go ahead and not assume you are superior.
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