Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 22hWhy in the capitalist hellscape does Ted Lasso Deodorant exist 100
Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 23hI continue to be depressed as shit that only a small handful of people learned a damn thing from 2020. And the small handful of people who learned things and changed their behavior are the ones who are regarded as "insane." It's just so cool to be alive amongst humans. 130
Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 23hI was just thinking about Danny Glover, who I knew nothing about, and wondering how he feels about his biggest movies being with a white supremacist. I was just wondering because Danny is, you know, obviously not a white supremacist. 100
Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Holy shit, it's $400 for a COVID and flu vaccine. 120
Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Love when there's not a single other person masked in the pharmacy during a COVID wave 000
Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"Oh I'm so woke I describe bigots as mentally ill." Shut ALL THE WAY UP. 021
Reposted by Darkest Timeline ChelseaChappell Ellison @chappelltracker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026today's hardware designers could never conceive of what Kazuo Kawasaki was doing in 1996 7869241710
Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Apparently my phone service address has been the place I lived in 2019. OK, guess I definitely didn't update that in 2022 when I was living in a different state. 000
Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Chiropractors are anti-science goons, and I'm 0% surprised to hear one pushing the absolute tomfoolery that is raw milk. We need to start publicly shaming these people who practice ghost-fueled pseudoscience. And what is wrong with this mom that she is giving her baby raw milk??? 110
Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Wow, I actually just saw an ad for the HP audiobooks with Matthew Macfadyen. How sad to have visual evidence that Mr. Darcy died. 010
Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Thinking about how people get Josh Widdicombe confused with Ed Sheeran and wondering how much heat he's taking 100
Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I asked my mom if her Facebook AI is turned off and she had no idea what I was talking about. At least she sold the blender she was getting rid of without incident 😵💫 010
Reposted by Darkest Timeline ChelseaFr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026 237159884144
Reposted by Darkest Timeline ChelseaYour Local Epidemiologist @ylepidemiologist.bsky.social · 29/09/20261/ Flu season is starting, which also means flu myths are back. Since I recently found myself having one of these conversations with someone in line at the grocery store, I thought it would be good to share. So, here are four of the most common flu vaccine myths you may hear this season... 38534
Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 30/09/2026You know there's too much Content when there's a show called "Celebrity Ghost Stories." 000
Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I still don't understand why it's so hard to stop using Substack 000
Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Depressing as shit that I follow like 40 people who follow a rapist 010
Reposted by Darkest Timeline Chelsea𝚂𝙺𝙴𝙻𝙴𝚃𝙾𝙽 𝚃𝙸𝙼𝙴 𝙱𝙰𝚈𝙱𝙴𝙴🎃 @mudfire4.cryptid.expert · 23/09/2026Btw, for those who aren’t aware, Rifka currently has two active Bluesky accounts Her main account, and 1 on the Blacksky PDS that she created when her main was suspended at one point Block on sight, she’s a rapist & serial abuser 221
Reposted by Darkest Timeline ChelseaDr. Divya (🔔 logged out) @divyampersaud.com · 29/09/20263 days remain to keep a mom housed and we’re almost there. 🚨 174 left and a donor is matching 105 of that (so we only need about £87 / $100). But this isn’t moving. chuffed.org/project/savi...chuffed.orgSaving lives on the frontline in Palestine - help MahaMy name is Louisa and I'm raising money for my dear friend Maha and her family in Gaza. 099
Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I can't look at this Cornell horror story too closely, but that a woman is responsible for making those rapists simply write essays is too much for me. I never, ever, ever, want to hear anyone ask why someone doesn't report rape. To whom? No one gives a shit about victims of rape. 1153
Reposted by Darkest Timeline Chelseanick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays. 5352002081
Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I scheduled a Nuvaxovid shot because I thought it had a higher efficacy, now I'm reading that it's lower. Don't do this to the Chronically Overwhelmed. The Chronic Overwhelm is a big part of why I'm lapsed on vaccinating. Now idk if I should change it or what. 120
Reposted by Darkest Timeline ChelseaJessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“It’s not ALL men.” None of the 50+ men the Cornell rapists invited to come join them in raping a woman they’d drugged went to the authorities or tried to stop it. Not all men would rape an unconscious woman, but where are the men who’d try to stop it, or EVEN FUCKING OBJECT? 342032664
Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 28/09/2026You ever put on a "soothing" face mask and it actually hurts quite a bit 110
Reposted by Darkest Timeline ChelseaDr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026So uhhhhhh… Apparently meta's muse "AI" is just straight up doxxing people to strangers on FB marketplace??? This has the potential to hurt so so many people, and I genuinely wonder how long before they roll out a fix for it. 11041801443
Reposted by Darkest Timeline ChelseaJessica Elena @byjessicaelena.bsky.social · 28/09/2026A little reminder. #art #illustration 21695584
Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The most annoying thing about using pumpkin is that it comes in amounts that do not translate well to recipes. 1 3/4 cups of orange goop in a standard can is an annoying amount. Now I have to find a recipe that uses 3/4 cup. 000
Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 28/09/2026There should be a labeler for everyone who shared the right-wing propo from The Globe. 200
Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 27/09/2026God liberals are such disingenuous people 010
Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Scheduled my COVID and flu vaccines (which I'm sure will be like $200 I don't have lololololol) and had no idea there was another brand doing what Novavax is doing. Glad it can actually be scheduled, unlike Novavax in previous years. 150
Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It's amazing how many COVID minimizers talk about how we can't expect anyone to mask post-2020. Has the right-wing rhetoric made them forget there wasn't even a vaccine until several months into 2021? Hell, CA still had a mandate partway into 2022. But then, the right does love to re-write history. 120
Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Fran Drescher moved the industry so rightward on this. It was doing better than most industries until she said, "No more workers' right here," and then did her obnoxious laugh as she poured money into the IOF. 020
Reposted by Darkest Timeline ChelseaKelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Stop calling people who wear masks and take Covid precautions the “forever covid” crowd. We’re literally the only ones trying to eliminate the virus. It’s not gone. It’s not over. It’s still disabling. People who deny this reality are the “forever COVID” crowd. 311178312
Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Someone get this poet some food that tastes good, stat. Review of Rana French Onion Ravioli Bake Kit 100
Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 26/09/2026static.klipy.comThis Is Fine Dog Meme in Burning HouseAlt: This Is Fine Dog Meme in Burning House 130
Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 26/09/2026If I wanted to hear all of the most out-of-touch centrist political opinions, all I would have to do is follow everyone with "political junkie" in their profile. 021
Reposted by Darkest Timeline ChelseaLeah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Another AI resignation—this one from Google DeepMind: “I definitely want my future work to be unambiguously pro-human.” “The existential risks many people are warning about deserve to be taken seriously…” (robert.ocallahan.org/2026/09/good...) 417581
Reposted by Darkest Timeline ChelseaElizabeth Pearce @elizabethpearce.bsky.social · 25/09/2026BTW, the CDC just changed the rules again saying healthcare workers can return to work 4 days after testing + for Covid, meaning they will be treating patients during their peak infectiousness. If anyone was considering not wearing a respirator or mask in a doctor’s office or hospital 13917
Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 25/09/2026What is wrong with liberals that they have to lash out over celebrities rather than contend with the actual problems they're upset about? I swear, there needs to be therapy with a focus on getting people to question their worldviews and engage in critical thought. 010
Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Truly fucking amazing how many libs blame Susan Surandon for Hilary Clinton losing, completely disregarding the fact that, actually, she won the popular vote, despite running a terrible campaign and being a terrible person. Same people who forget Joe Biden was pro-genocide. 110
Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I do think we'd be a lot better off with COVID if people would simply mask in all medical settings (including pharmacies), and on mass transit. Just those places would make such a difference. I'm not sure why that's so difficult, especially the former. 140
Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 25/09/2026As he sits maskless on a plane. It's fine, we don't need public health. It's fine to make sure there are more vulnerable people who can't get decent care. 010
Reposted by Darkest Timeline Chelseazinā' warrior princess @melifonos.bsky.social · 25/09/2026the 2026 landscape is different than the 2021 landscape, but that shit is certainly still out there, and the somewhat uncomfortable truth is that there's a new human pathogen causing new and sometimes worrying kinds of pathology that we didn't have to worry about in 2019 1122
Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Holy shit, someone let David Tennant use his real accent to narrate a doc 010
Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I was just reading Zionists calling Hannah a Pick Me. I'm sure people who are pretending to have convictions usually carry them out to this extent. 001
Reposted by Darkest Timeline ChelseaPip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻 106197466606
Reposted by Darkest Timeline ChelseaChantzy @chantzy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Many liberals on here share the same views as Ted Cruz, it seems. Some of y'all are even using the same ableist language as him 4889160
Reposted by Darkest Timeline ChelseaDavid Kaye @davidakaye.bsky.social · 24/09/2026to be clear, the admin is alleged to have deported AT LEAST 25,447 individuals TO COUNTRIES THAT ARE NOT THEIR OWN with, evidently, ZERO PROTECTIONS. this is a scandal and crime of historic proportions.forbiddenstories.orgThe Deportation Project MapBetween 2025 and August 2026, the Trump administration deported over 25,000 people to countries other than their country of origin. Very few of these removals were publicly announced by the US. The De... 3822411169
Reposted by Darkest Timeline ChelseaDarkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I've got moots who follow this abuser. Hope y'all see this 011
Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I think it's so funny that only the posh accents are supposed to be the "intelligent" way to speak. Buds, I've heard you say "taco," I'm gonna go ahead and not assume you are superior. 010