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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 4h

Oh the charm of getting a mix from a friend where some of the songs had a little glitch in them

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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 4h

I once read a book where every chapter was a song title...wonder how well that went over with the publisher.

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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 07/10/2026

i know everyone was rightly very annoyed when taskmaster announced richard ayoade on after his stalwart defence of graham linehan so it’s very funny that, entirely independent of any moral judgement, he is the shittest contestant in taskmaster history

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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 5h

He doubled down and called Glinner "a man of great principle."

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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 5h

My friend told me she had to pay for parking for the first day of hers. I am at least lucky there, as if free parking shouldn't be the bare minimum

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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 5h

One time I was supposed to serve and literally just forgot until afterwards. Last time, my group didn't get called, but they keep you waiting and waiting until like the evening before, which is very stressful with a job at a café that doesn't open if you're not there.

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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 6h

Not to mention the hell of navigating insomnia and untreated ADHD for early morning jury duty. The anxiety of having to be in court will surely exacerbate these problems 🙃

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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 6h

And let me tell you how excited I am to sit in a court with gastrointestinal distress.

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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 6h

And, sure, I have plenty of free time being unemployed, who is going to pay for the $6.50/gallon of gas it will cost me to get there?

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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 6h

Jury duty is some fucked up forced labor, especially in a country where over half the population is living paycheck to paycheck.

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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

(I've never seen an episode of Cheers in my life but I'm pretty sure it's a bunch of people hanging out at a bar. That but at The Green Dragon.)

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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Fuck, I wish Amazon didn't own the Tolkien rights. I want a show set in The Shire. Cheers but set in The Shire. All Creatures Great and Small, but set in The Shire.

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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I'm furious it's not a game about witches farming; maybe they were too.

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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I'm sorry, everyone, it's me; I'm the person they're catering to by putting pumpkin in everything.

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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

"Harm reduction" and it's just voting for Lockheed Martin's favorite Dems

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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Thinking about how my congressional rep takes money from defense contractors while being an anti-gun advocate and wondering how many dozens of other Democrats are the exact same.

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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I just suddenly remembered mint Skittles, and I'm furious. Those were delicious.

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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

There are few feelings more pathetic than being 37 and spending every day wishing you could run away from home

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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I just miss feeling like an actual human instead of a disgusting, balding hag with decade-old glasses.

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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I can't say my old messy buns looked good, but I sure do wish I could still do that

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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

It really does not help my case that there are no bobby pins for my hair color

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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Like the tutorial I'm trying to follow looks incredibly easy but I can't do it.

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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I wish I could find a single hairstyle I'm not embarassed to leave the house with. I don't know how I made it this far in life without gaining any hair skills

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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Okay wow I did not even see one of those cameos in Ted Lasso they did it so fast. Figured he was too busy

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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I'm still so sad that Mackenzie Crook made a big deal about doing comedy that makes people feel good and then went on to take work from The Dark Terf.

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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Not that any amount of otherwise good feminism would justify throwing trans women under the bus, just that it's really obvious that the feminism isn't there.

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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

You can't romanticize Severus Snape and reasonably call yourself a feminist. Absolutely no one who is a friend to women could write about that man's obsession and turn around and make the child he abused say, "He was the bravest man I ever knew."

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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Another reason not to vote for Blue Dog Thompson

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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

But seriously, that watermelon episode of Rugrats has left me uneasy for decades. No piece of media has ever had the same effect.

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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Why did that correct to Chuckles?? Pretty sure Chucky is short for Charles, but I could be wrong.

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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Chuckles Finster swallowing that watermelon seed. Don't tell me that wasn't psychological.

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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Well fuck, apparently Eric Jones is getting big tech money. This why voting will not save us. The only thing that might be worth living for is seeing the US fall, cause there sure as shit isn't any quality of life in California for anyone who doesn't make $50+/hour.

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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Blue Dog should be disqualifying, as should many other things about Mike Thompson.

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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Like why in the absolute fuck would I vote for someone who is proud to have realtors behind him? Not for one second do I believe that realtors are on the same side as making housing possible for someone like me who wants to die every day because I can't afford to live because of Mike and Co.

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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Mike Thompson is a bought and paid for hack who should be put out to pasture. Fuck people who vote for that heinous man.

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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Look at this nasty little guy who somehow has the insurance lobby and HCWs paying for him to do their bidding while gets nothing done in Congress

Rep. Mike Thompson
Labels indicating donors from Beer, Wine, and Liquor, Gallo Winery, Health Professionals, Insurance, International Brotherhood of Electrical Workers, National Association of Realtors

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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

What a shitty club. Mike Thompson is in a conservative caucus and is bought and paid for. The exact kind of person that should be kicked out of office.

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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Oh my god, they also endorsed the heinous Zionist woman to get re-elected to my city council. Just appalling. Fuck the entire Democratic Party. I can't believe Zionists are paying to make sure Israel looks good in a CA town of 60k people.

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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I probably won't be able to convince my own parents not to vote for this shitbag because of this endorsement. I'm so mad. Eric Jones has actually good policy positions. Mike is bought and paid for and hasn't gotten anything done in decades.

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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

God I just know the shitlibs of Sonoma County are going to elect Mike Thompson because of this terrible endorsement. No wonder the Eric Jones campaign has been so persistent.

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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

God, I need to make some anti-Mike Thompson literature and go door to door or some shit, because that guy sucks.

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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I was literally just thinking about how all the people who think 70 year olds should be in office should have to live with 70 year olds. Absolutely not. We don't need paid shills who should have retired.

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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Beyond enraged to see that the Sonoma County Democrats have endorsed Mike Thomson. May every person who made that happen get fucked. That guy is in a conservative caucus for godsake.

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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Anything related to safety has always been seen as "uncool." It's completely maddening. Sure, a helmet looks kinda dorky, but it can keep your brain from getting splattered all over the pavement, so it seems a pretty small price. Alas, peer pressure is way higher in adults than anyone admits.

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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

And also my mom told me she's lived long enough not to need to wash her hands after touching trash so I'm just fully living out an episode of Raising Hope over here, and that episode about how gross Mee Maw is pissed me off.

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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I don't know how to convince fully grown adults that pressing buttons on a machine will do something, even when you don't know what they do.

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Darkest Timeline Chelsea @annesurely.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I swear to god, living with old people is like living with toddlers who think they know everything and never believe you about anything.

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