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Tyteaux @vicada.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

My ex-husband's friends when his widow (wife 2) hits them with the truth nuke that he was actually very abusive: Pat? Really? No, I can't imagine...he'd never... Me, being told a story where he fractured her skull, choked her out, and then bought her a Subaru: SECOND VERSE, SAME AS THE FIRST.

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Tyteaux @vicada.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

My best duck (oldest, biggest eggs, protector of the others, the queen auntie) went out swinging last night to protect a crippled drake who got carried off regardless. Miss Dolly, her name is Mango. Plus Mikey, if he limps up. Her eggs are good for baking.

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Tyteaux @vicada.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

SHUT UP DOLLY PARTON IS GONE I WILL NOT BE TAKING QUESTIONS

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Tyteaux @vicada.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

#witing Thing I learned today: ashes and elms look the same time the untrained eye. It literally comes down to width of bark separation, leaf alternation, and smooth vs serrated leaves. If this sounds meaningless to you, cool. If you're writing something tree-heavy (druids or mystey), yw.

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Tyteaux @vicada.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

The sigh that just escaped me upon seeing my state's governor is the #1 trending topic on here could have powered a wind turbine. No, I haven't looked yet.

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Tyteaux @vicada.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

If you warn her, you're the crazy ex. If you warn her, she'll cling tighter. If you warn her, he will use it. He wants nothing more than for you to warn her what he's like. All you can do is hope it really was you that was the problem after all. ...but it wasn't.

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Tyteaux @vicada.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Listening to Deuteronomy 19-24 today. On gods, nothing has driven me further from Christianity than reading the Bible.

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Tyteaux @vicada.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Currently explaining to my very skeptical 5th child why hot rice and cold fish is the single best breakfast humans ever created.

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Tyteaux @vicada.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Teenager who thinks it's a great idea to steal my phone to play games on AND LIE ABOUT IT is going click on the wrong chat/doc/pic/tab one of these days and age 10 years in 10 min. Here there be monsters, child.

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Tyteaux @vicada.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

My 17yo just got caught with a teacup full of my rum on his bedside table while in a state that involved getting woken up multiple times to come up with a better lie. Ok. Alright. You're gonna drink like me? You're gonna work like me.

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Tyteaux @vicada.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

MISSING: a chunk of my forearm, half (?) of my phone case, and a reason for the bruise in the part in my hair. Happy St. Paddy's, all.

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Tyteaux @vicada.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Looks like the cistern I thought had been abandoned on my bug-out property was two (what were hopefully) dog houses (for human sized dogs) cut out of a 3k DOLLAR CISTERN, so we're back on the Doing Strangers Laundry For Monay game.

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Tyteaux @vicada.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

My laser printer may be dying and the man who bought it for me as a 1st anniversary present died 6 weeks ago and I CANNOT HANDLE THIS RN.

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Tyteaux @vicada.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Listening to this anti-vaxxer hair stylist rant about getting kicked out of her medical assistant program for not getting her Covid vax. "Politics shouldn't keep someone out of a job." Sorry, if you don't understand medicine, you don't get to do it. Nobody trusts a chef who thinks trout is a bird.

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Tyteaux @vicada.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

New revenge tactic: being as nice as I can to my abuser's parents and widow. Smoothing over conflicts between them. Being empathetic and supportive. Making your other victims love me.

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Tyteaux @vicada.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Listening to the Bible again. Numbers, mid-20s to early 30s. I...don't get it. If my father treated me and my brother as differently as differently as men and women are treated here, I would say he was no father at all. Why would anyone want this?

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Tyteaux @vicada.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

My kid was showing me some dumbass animation tonight and the line "Sleep is the child of death" happened. This PTSD addled former psychotic with slept apnea and general crippling insomnia is no longer ok.

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Tyteaux @vicada.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

I've been trying to figure out how to be clever and demure about what I'm working through right now, but the truth is that my ex-spouse/the reason I have PTSD hung himself in his garden shed last night and I'm working on getting our two teenage kids through this. I may post some angry shit. Sorry.

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Tyteaux @vicada.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

Do you have any idea how big of a mess you've left for the rest of us to clean up, you asshole? There's going to have to be insurance companies and lawyers and everything. People are already fighting over dumb shit before the coroner's even done with you.

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Tyteaux @vicada.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

If anyone ever reads through my timeline and thinks "Oh, hi, queer socialist Dale Gribble", please know that my paternal grandmother's maiden name (despite actually being the child of a close "family friend" according to Ancestry) is actually Shackelford. I AM THE REAL RUSTY.

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Tyteaux @vicada.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

The good news about the clear death-spiral-of-the-planet weather we're having here in Colorado is that the ground should be soft enough to bury a cistern for the nuclear bunker any day now. So...that's a plus.

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Tyteaux @vicada.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Having to send breakup texts to both your psych med nurse and your therapist and cancel your plan with a platform that saved your life just because some corporate numbnut decided to you were changing insurers is a perfectly American hell.

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Tyteaux @vicada.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

1. I can only eat protein-dense things, and only small amounts. 2. My SIL got a big-ol wheel of brie for Tday lunch. 3. Few other people at this party liked brie. 4. Brie is my current food fixation. 4+3+2+1= My diet for the last 36 hrs has been just brie and rum. I am a king. I need no country.

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Tyteaux @vicada.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

WHICH ONE OF YOU SONS OF BITCHES JUST BROKE

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Tyteaux @vicada.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

My 16 yr old to my 13 yr old: WHO IS "PUSSY WHORE" IN YOUR PHONE?

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Tyteaux @vicada.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

Had to buy eggs for the first time in close to a year because one of my layers got sick. IT'S NOT THE SAME.

A hand with a green-painted thumbnail and an old, scratched watchband holds up two eggs: one unwashed gray-green duck egg, one white store-bought chicken egg. The latter is noticeably smaller by at least a third. In the background, cartons for each egg type, an orange with a band of zest cut from it, a soap bottle shaped like a white pumpkin, and a sink full of dirty dishes.

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Tyteaux @vicada.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

You don't hate me because of how much I drink. You don't hate me because I say cringey shit. You don't hate me for what I do or think or even am. You hate me because you've always hated me. You're a crazy bitch who'll always hate me. You're a fucking psycho and I'm done listening to you, Vic.

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Tyteaux @vicada.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

Really, it's my fault for looking at Nextdoor in a fascist-heavy city.

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Tyteaux @vicada.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

On god, I don't know how y'all are out here dealing with the stress of existing in humanity on a public level day in and say out. My best friend, MOH at both my weddings, just texted me for a third day in a row and that's my afternoon panic attack sorted. I. Cannot. People.

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Tyteaux @vicada.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

My son got an extra reward in school today for finding a hiding spot during a lock down drill where only he could fit. Like, good, but tactical advantages of dwarfism vs. school shootings was not on my conversational bingo card for today.

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Tyteaux @vicada.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

I was planning to kill myself three years ago today. Go get help. Get on meds. Do something. It's worth it.

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Tyteaux @vicada.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

AND MY SIDE OF THE BED WAS AGAINST THIS COTAMN THING. AINT SLEPT PROPER SINCE.

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Tyteaux @vicada.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Listening to an audio book of the Bible while I work (yes, still Pagan, just like learning) and BOY HOWDY does Numbers 5 catch you off guard if you're not expecting it. "Here's who's going to carry the lamps. Here's who's in charge of curtains. Here's the medication abortion ritual." Sorry, what?

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Tyteaux @vicada.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

I will never be more disappointed that the rapture didn't happen than I will tomorrow. I'm already disappointed.

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Tyteaux @vicada.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

So you know when you have a panic attack for no reason, come down, have a snack, and realize the reason you've been trying and failing to query your novel for years might have something to do with your mom STILL believing you were lazy about scholarship apps instead of just having GAD? Me too.

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Tyteaux @vicada.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

ME MA IS AT IT AGAIN. I'm going to go have another drink and journal rather than publicly going NC on Facebook (the only platform for such a decision, tbh). If anyone sees this, remind me that my "mindful alcohol consumption" app says I only get one more tonight and we're out of the good rum anyway.

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Tyteaux @vicada.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

So this one time I happened to be at a...gathering, and there was this dickhead podcaster walking the line, jamming a mic into people's faces, getting into personal space, and shouting loaded questions while recording. A protester separated him from his device, was accused of unnecessary violence.

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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Have been tagged in to provide the reminder about traumatic video because of the Charlie Kirk shooting video going around! 1. Settings -> Content & Media, turn off "autoplay video" 2. Keep your device sound off while browsing so an accidental activation won't include the sound

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Bree | PAILBN Art @pailbn.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Are you ready for the most annoying 48 hour discourse cycle of your life

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Tyteaux @vicada.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

My, but these are some events that are eventing. Mhm. Mhm.

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Tyteaux @vicada.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

Me: OK, DD says we're picking up brisket at this dive bar in the sketchiest part of town. 13yo: Wait, Vultures? Near the Sheep? Me: Bruh IDK that's what the app says. 13yo: If it's where I think, I almost got in a fight there once. Me: How tf... 13yo: Nice place, tho. You should check it out.

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Tyteaux @vicada.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

Left the church around the time he became pope, but I've always said that if anyone could have made me stay it would have been him. He did some foolish shit, yeah, but I'd be hard pressed to pick a pope who's done better. That in itself is sad, but it's where we are.

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Tyteaux @vicada.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

If any of you are curious what's going to be scrawled across the lintel of the door to my bunker...

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Philip Krogmeier @flipwriter.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

Union strong!

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Tyteaux @vicada.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

My oldest child, after signing it's learner's permit with a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT NAME than either it's dead or chosen names (think Jethro Fauntleroy instead of Jane Doe or Fred Doe): "It's fine! Cops can't read cursive!"

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Tyteaux @vicada.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

My fellow Work From Homies: I need you, for the love of any god you choose, to learn top-down troubleshooting. If a system is down for multiple people, restarting/clearing cache will do fuck all. If no one else is having a similar problem, it's your equipment or your profile. Local vs. global.

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Tyteaux @vicada.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

I need one person to give me a reason I can't own a drake in city limits that WOULDN'T also apply to a St. Bernard. You have 24 hrs before I either start emailing the city council enough to earn an office nickname or resort to duck smuggling.

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Tyteaux @vicada.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

12y old child: I'm beginning to think maybe feeling super sick has something to do with my new meds. Or maybe missing 2 doses. Me, knowing child was on Atarax for sleep/anx: What new medS? Child: *describes* Me: *pill identifier* Bruh, that's CLONIDINE. Child: yeah. Me: YEAH. NEVER SKIP. NEVER EVER.

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Tyteaux @vicada.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

Anybody have a recommendation for a "thank you, father, for allowing me to not get arrested for that" offering to Loki? Right now I'm leaning towards Goldschlager.

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