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Zoe @animeprincess.net · 07/10/2026
A doctored screenshot purporting to be a Reuters news article.
The headline is "The world has nearly burned through its anime adaptation buffer, executives say".

The image is a picture from the Psyren anime. The caption says "An anachronistic payphone is seen featured in the currently airing adaptation of the Shonen Jump manga Psyren. The manga was cancelled almost 16 years ago."
The summary beneath the image says:
"Less than 6 billion volumes of commercial unadapted manga remain. US Strategic Manga Reserve stocks at lowest since October 1982. IEA is preparing to release 100 million remastered Doraemon episodes".
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Zoe @animeprincess.net · 05/07/2026
I had two cheeseburgers for July 4th!! 90% lean meat because I have no gallbladder and cannot digest fat easily. Ignore the tomato underneath this cheeseburger in this image.
A cheeseburger with sad unmelted cheese and an unimpressive bun. For some reason there is a slice of tomato underneath it. It sits on a winter cardinal plate. It is on a desk in front of a computer mouse and keyboard.
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Zoe @animeprincess.net · 10/05/2026
Anakin Skywalker talking to Padme saying "I don't like sand".
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Zoe @animeprincess.net · 17/04/2026
"makes as much sense as buying a Sega Saturn for all the new games coming out"
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Zoe @animeprincess.net · 13/04/2026
I have a lot of old-fashioned hobbies too!
Anime scene with three teenage girls in an old house. One of them says "I have a lot of old-fashioned hobbies."
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Zoe @animeprincess.net · 06/04/2026
Dear Bluesky I am in Japanese flashcard hell.
A screenshot showing that 402 flashcards were reviewed in one day. The image also shows a "durtle" (of WaniKani lore) telepathically piping Japanese into a sleeping woman's head as she sleeps.
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Zoe @animeprincess.net · 05/04/2026
Me: trying to watch anime to distract myself from the horrors of the real world. Anime:
A scene set inside a futuristic car. The heads up display indicates the car is in auto driving mode. There is a computer avatar wearing a cute but futuristic uniform saying "MiucS composed this song for your drive."
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Zoe @animeprincess.net · 03/04/2026
HAMmer or HANdkerchief (btw these two words totally rhyme). Which would you like?
An anime girl in a school uniform with a cloudy sky at her back leans over you. "トンカチとハンカチ どっちがいい?" she says, holding a hammer in one hand and a handkerchief in the other.
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Zoe @animeprincess.net · 11/03/2026
A "layers of irony" meme image.

Face: "How many layers of localization are you on?"
Little kid: "like maybe English is a simple language my dude."
Face (eyes glowing): "You are like a little baby. Watch this."
Face (shaking the very fabric of the universe): "Eleemosynary"
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Zoe @animeprincess.net · 26/02/2026
Best way to get a guy to like you: talk him into looking at a train route display with you.
A screenshot of Final Fantasy 7 showing Cloud talking to Jessie on a train. She says, in Japanese:「ミッドガル列車路線図ディスプレイ。二人で見ればきっと楽しいと思うの。私、説明してあげるね」
"... the Midgar route map display. Come on and look at it for fun with me and I'll explain all the details."
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Zoe @animeprincess.net · 01/02/2026
It's not actually possible to separate these two so my picture has both.
Cocona and Papika in their sailor uniforms smiling fondly at eachother in the dark. Their faces are lit by something glowing Cocona is holding in her palms.
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Zoe @animeprincess.net · 22/12/2025
Why did someone create that book??
"This is the book that will cause the identity of whoever reads it to collapse?" asks a woman in a dungeon. A person wearing a mysterious black robe is presenting it to her.
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Zoe @animeprincess.net · 15/12/2025
A old style color drawing of a sun-umbrella against a sunny sky with small clouds in the distance.
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Zoe @animeprincess.net · 15/12/2025
anime girl listening to a PC-98 which is saying "You don't understand the consequences that Windows will have."
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Zoe @animeprincess.net · 06/12/2025
Phantasy Star II continues to find all the most incredible ways to make me angry...
A retro RPG screenshot showing four characters at the peak of a misty island summit examining a plant.
The textbox shows "It looks like a Maruera-tree, but it isn't."
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Zoe @animeprincess.net · 30/11/2025
The most recent New Yorker article that uses the phrase "CD-ROM": www.newyorker.com/culture/the-... And oh no it's written just like you showed and it looks wrong :(
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Zoe @animeprincess.net · 28/11/2025
The resemblance is uncanny.
No One Can Stop Mr Domino box art. Mr Domino is running on a checkered thoroughfare through an amusement park with a ferris wheel and fireworks in the background.

He has a large grin on his face and has just ran onto a booster pad avoiding a cue ball and a spike track. He leaves a trail of dominos in his wake. 

The scene has a frenetic chaotic feeling to it. One gets the sense that Mr Domino is the sort who cannot be stopped.
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Zoe @animeprincess.net · 20/10/2025
The anime knows I have trouble with kanji
A woman guild receptionist, in front of a large bookshelf, is smiling gently and asks a very young and inexperienced adventurer: "Do you have trouble with reading by chance"?
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Zoe @animeprincess.net · 10/10/2025
Here's the JS that runs when you submit the form: It changes the text on the page, but doesn't trigger any network requests.
A JavaScript script to implement a "fake" form submission. It is called fakeSubmit.

	<script>
		function fakeSubmit() {
			const btn = document.querySelector(".button");
			btn.innerText = "UPLOADING TO ICE DATABASE...";
			btn.disabled = true;
			setTimeout(() => {
				btn.style.display = "none";
				document.getElementById("result").style.display = "block";
			}, 2500);
			return false;
		}
	</script>
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Zoe @animeprincess.net · 10/08/2025
Egg IRL Drake Meme Template.

Uncool: "It's no Umamusume"
Yes please: "It's no 

The meme template shows a girl's reaction to these two phrases. She is wearing sunglasses with a red bow in her hair and a pink T-shirt. A mix of cool and cute.
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Zoe @animeprincess.net · 26/07/2025
The room:
A screenshot of Microsoft Bob, similar to a windows computer desktop screen but with a decorative room that the icons sit in instead of a plain desktop wallpaper. This screen looks like a cluttered office room with a burning fireplace. In the corner Microsoft's virtual assistant dog Rover is telling the user how to run programs.
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Zoe @animeprincess.net · 24/05/2025
Similar to games you've played:
1. Elden Ring
2. Hatsune Miku: Project DIVA Mega Mix+
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Zoe @animeprincess.net · 18/05/2025
A woman with shoulder length brown hair is making a strange surprised expression with her mouth agog and eyes so wide that the glasses can't contain them.
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Zoe @animeprincess.net · 18/05/2025
Watching Drifting Apartment in a language I'm still hopeless at and... hh hey it's the German word of the day! die Heulsuse - Crybaby This will be a completely useless word for me to remember, which means it will probably be the word I remember best of all.
An young anime girl with brown hair and a red shirt crouching outside a dark moonlit building says "Ich bin eine Heulsuse." She looks pretty word out, with scuffed skin, messy hair, and it looks like she has recently cried.
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Zoe @animeprincess.net · 15/05/2025
I have played (and cleared!) this game a long time ago. It's a good one! As for me I shall post Battle Hunter.
A guy in a shop room wearing a Hawaiian shirt and sunglasses says "Find this metal.". He is asking for a level one relic.
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Zoe @animeprincess.net · 08/05/2025
Squirrel Located!
An empty and darkened room containing a stuffed(?) squirrel on a chair. Through the window to the outside a man and a woman can be seen walking. They are saying "Monster attacks have actually made it hard to leave the city for the past few months."
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Zoe @animeprincess.net · 08/05/2025
The main character thinks maybe battle butlers and maids are common, but actually these two characters are just weird.
A scene from an anime showing a maid and a butler. The butler is in some sort of fighting pose. The text at the side says ”この二人が異常なだけ”, translated as "These two are just strange".
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Zoe @animeprincess.net · 04/05/2025
There is apparently no escape from learning German even when relaxing by watching anime.
A drawing of a chalkboard from a Japanese German class. It says:

ZU下定詞
~することが
Deutsch zu lernen ist toll.
To learn German is nice,
Es ist toll, Deutsch zu lernen
It is nice to learn German
ドイツ語を学ぶことは素晴らしいことです
~することを
Sie hat versprochen, mir zu helten.
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Zoe @animeprincess.net · 04/05/2025
As you can see my flashcard review progress over the past month has a steady upward slope with absolutely zero setbacks.
It is a graph of "reviews progress" which is super bumpy with a huge dip in the middle.
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Zoe @animeprincess.net · 04/05/2025
The year 2035: after years of one-upmanship the anime industry is completely dedicated to more and more elaborate animations of people cutting cabbages.
Someone cutting a cabbage exceedingly finely using a chef knife.
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Zoe @animeprincess.net · 27/04/2025
I have looked up the secret forbidden knowledge to how to do good at Trails in the Sky on Nightmare difficulty.
A trails in the sky battle results screen showing +54 of every element of Sepith.
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Zoe @animeprincess.net · 26/04/2025
I'm pretty sure this is the ONLY movie I've seen more than six times.
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Zoe @animeprincess.net · 13/04/2025
Which is almost certainly one of the worse ways to learn German. But that's OK.
A giant schoolgirl hunched over in the back of a classroom looking embarrassed. Another (normal sized) schoolgirl to the side looks at her in shock.
The subtitles say: "Was ist los? Ein Titan?"
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Zoe @animeprincess.net · 24/02/2025
Mewtwo looking at a large blazing fire before turning and looking at something behind them.
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Zoe @animeprincess.net · 19/02/2025
You can make me say that you're a nice owl Duolingo, but you'll never make be believe it in my heart of hearts
Read and respond: Duo ist eine Eule. Duo ist sehr nett und klug!

Duo is...
1. a smart mouse
2. a smart bear
3. a smart owl
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Zoe @animeprincess.net · 19/02/2025
Duolingo is some weird form of psychological torture, but the earliest real language lessons are March. Here it is trying to convince me that I am a cat.
A duolingo character with a bushy beard and wearing a turban saying "Du bist eine Katze!". The translation below reads "You are a cat".
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Zoe @animeprincess.net · 21/11/2024
A good day to you, bluesky!
An anime woman with a black ponytail, black eyepatch, well-fitted black dress, and black gloves says "A good day to you laides" very elegantly while black flower petals blow past in the background.
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