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Reverse timeline: First there were AirPods. Then we invented wires so you don't lose them, don't have to charge them, don't have connectivity issues and get better sound quality.

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angus @angustweets.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Maybe the hope is everyone slows down to scratch their head.

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angus @angustweets.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

No but I sometimes use my nose to check my watch for text messages.

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Jurunense @ojurunense.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Primeiro de dezembro de 2024

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angus @angustweets.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut. I'm SÜGNA, a shower caddy with dodgy suction cups.

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Briony Neilson @brionyneilson.bsky.social · 26/07/2024

Vital observation: you know that bit at the very end of the "bonus material" section of BBC Radio 4’s In Our Time when the producer comes into the studio and asks everyone if they'd like a cup of tea or coffee? I don't think I've ever heard a single guest (or Melvyn) ask for a cup of coffee.

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angus @angustweets.bsky.social · 20/09/2023

Me, an adult: "Sorry. I didn’t mean it's literally a known issue. I mean it’s an issue that is known about"

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angus @angustweets.bsky.social · 18/09/2023

"I’m here for the losers. The losers are my people" <3

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angus @angustweets.bsky.social · 07/09/2023

My social life is mostly dental visits right now.

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angus @angustweets.bsky.social · 01/09/2023

How often do you get a new one? I've been on here for a couple of months and I only just started getting a new code in under 2 weeks.

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angus @angustweets.bsky.social · 29/08/2023

Eating makes me sleepy. Sleeping make me hungry.

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angus @angustweets.bsky.social · 23/08/2023

That thing where you kid yourself the last piece of dental floss is long enough and end up nearly garroting your fingers.

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angus @angustweets.bsky.social · 22/08/2023

Let me tell you where they can put their Orb®

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angus @angustweets.bsky.social · 12/08/2023

These two plus anyone else

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angus @angustweets.bsky.social · 07/08/2023

As an habitually fast walker (I once overtook someone who was jogging), having a foot injury and being overtaken by other pedestrians feels a bit surreal.

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angus @angustweets.bsky.social · 03/08/2023