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@angustweets.bsky.social
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Literature and JavaScript Author: If Hemingway Wrote JavaScript (No Starch Press). Performance stuff at Netflix.

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angus @angustweets.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
We need to bring "poltroon" back into the discourse.
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angus @angustweets.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
edit button but for other people's tweets
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angus @angustweets.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
omg forget wordle
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 01/01/2025
By 2030, Paddington will be 8% of UK GDP.
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angus @angustweets.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Reverse timeline: First there were AirPods. Then we invented wires so you don't lose them, don't have to charge them, don't have connectivity issues and get better sound quality.
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Jurunense @ojurunense.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Primeiro de dezembro de 2024
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angus @angustweets.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut. I'm SÜGNA, a shower caddy with dodgy suction cups.
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Briony Neilson @brionyneilson.bsky.social · 26/07/2024
Vital observation: you know that bit at the very end of the "bonus material" section of BBC Radio 4’s In Our Time when the producer comes into the studio and asks everyone if they'd like a cup of tea or coffee? I don't think I've ever heard a single guest (or Melvyn) ask for a cup of coffee.
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angus @angustweets.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
Me, an adult: "Sorry. I didn’t mean it's literally a known issue. I mean it’s an issue that is known about"
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angus @angustweets.bsky.social · 07/09/2023
My social life is mostly dental visits right now.
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angus @angustweets.bsky.social · 23/08/2023
That thing where you kid yourself the last piece of dental floss is long enough and end up nearly garroting your fingers.
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angus @angustweets.bsky.social · 07/08/2023
As an habitually fast walker (I once overtook someone who was jogging), having a foot injury and being overtaken by other pedestrians feels a bit surreal.
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angus @angustweets.bsky.social · 28/07/2023
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angus @angustweets.bsky.social · 23/07/2023
Sometimes open the milk on the "open other side" side for kicks.
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angus @angustweets.bsky.social · 21/07/2023
Mainly use my nose for accepting duo prompts while typing
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angus @angustweets.bsky.social · 18/07/2023
Me getting 2 likes on this site
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angus @angustweets.bsky.social · 17/07/2023
Hardest problem in computer science is trying to drag a file into the root folder of a VSCode project.
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angus @angustweets.bsky.social · 13/07/2023
They could have saved a lot of money on Threads by just making pictures optional in Instagram.
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angus @angustweets.bsky.social · 12/07/2023
"He was drawn more to unsolved questions than to glib solutions"
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