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@angryblackhoemo.bsky.social
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He/Him. Just a guy striving to be a decent person and a legendary bottom

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GET TOP(S) ON THE PHONE!!! @angryblackhoemo.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
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Joyce Park @troutgirl.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
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GET TOP(S) ON THE PHONE!!! @angryblackhoemo.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Democrats only know how to be late AF
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GET TOP(S) ON THE PHONE!!! @angryblackhoemo.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
This took me a second but you ate that. 🤣
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GET TOP(S) ON THE PHONE!!! @angryblackhoemo.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Y'all still having all of these expectations of democrats to actually do anything against fascism is (for lack of a better word) precious.
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GET TOP(S) ON THE PHONE!!! @angryblackhoemo.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
And yet that's basically what's happening, so...
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GET TOP(S) ON THE PHONE!!! @angryblackhoemo.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
I honestly feel like, if you can't have a good time in New Orleans, you can't a good time anywhere.
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GET TOP(S) ON THE PHONE!!! @angryblackhoemo.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Kid said you're not gonna have them out here putting on free mini-concerts for your friends. 🤪🤣
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GET TOP(S) ON THE PHONE!!! @angryblackhoemo.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
I see the bots have, indeed, made it over to bluesky, because...??? 💀
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GET TOP(S) ON THE PHONE!!! @angryblackhoemo.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
The ArchAndroid...probably my all-time favorite album. (I'd 100% make time to listen to The Electric Lady later though)
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GET TOP(S) ON THE PHONE!!! @angryblackhoemo.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
A go-to on thot nights out for me
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Kimalah @knlaguerre.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 12/06/2025
sometimes i feel like the republican party is a big tornado that is coming to kill me. and the democratic party is the rickety shed that i'm hiding in. and i say "we should really fix this shed, because it's not doing much." and people say "what? why aren't you criticizing the tornado instead?!"
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GET TOP(S) ON THE PHONE!!! @angryblackhoemo.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
(Never mind that Germany didn't even do a good job of that...) The US would never be bothered to even try
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GET TOP(S) ON THE PHONE!!! @angryblackhoemo.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
This doesn't seem like a real segment, but I enjoyed it regardless lol
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GET TOP(S) ON THE PHONE!!! @angryblackhoemo.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Unloaded the entire clip lol
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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Chicago.
Protesters carry a mock guillotine.
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GET TOP(S) ON THE PHONE!!! @angryblackhoemo.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
The whole "no kings" things is so funny to me. Because y'all are obviously lying your asses off. You love "kings" when they're blue. Liberals just be saying shit lol
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GET TOP(S) ON THE PHONE!!! @angryblackhoemo.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
"if Kamala won we'd be at brunch" has reared its ugly, corny ass head like shit today. ...and that's precisely why I'm relaxing on the couch, laid up with someone's uncle rn. 😛
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Claudia Stellar, PhD @claudiastellar.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
#Chicago never dissapoints
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GET TOP(S) ON THE PHONE!!! @angryblackhoemo.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
*screenshots this* New meme unlocked:
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GET TOP(S) ON THE PHONE!!! @angryblackhoemo.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
The incessant emphasis on everyone "needing" to go to college, rather than advocating for a world where getting a degree isn't needed for accessing a basic quality of life and access to knowledge, is one of Kim's takes that leaves me scratching my head. Society literally NEEDS people in the trades.
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GET TOP(S) ON THE PHONE!!! @angryblackhoemo.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Nelly. Easy.
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GET TOP(S) ON THE PHONE!!! @angryblackhoemo.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
The Amish love a good dungeon party when no one's watching?
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GET TOP(S) ON THE PHONE!!! @angryblackhoemo.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
I hate that I know exactly what you're talking about lol
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GET TOP(S) ON THE PHONE!!! @angryblackhoemo.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Absolutely not.
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GET TOP(S) ON THE PHONE!!! @angryblackhoemo.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Any "sexiest accent" list that doesn't include New Orleans is rage bait and shouldn't be taken seriously. Period. End of story.
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GET TOP(S) ON THE PHONE!!! @angryblackhoemo.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
In my case, even the actual dads in my orbit are still Daddy as far as I'm concerned. 😌
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GET TOP(S) ON THE PHONE!!! @angryblackhoemo.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Yes. The two extra letters are crucial in my world. 😏
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GET TOP(S) ON THE PHONE!!! @angryblackhoemo.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
I'll never want for anything TBH
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GET TOP(S) ON THE PHONE!!! @angryblackhoemo.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Ass
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
the incredible thing about this extremely viral post is that James Baldwin never said this, it was a tweet by a Twitter user called Son of Baldwin. The disinfo war is not just against right wing political actors
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GET TOP(S) ON THE PHONE!!! @angryblackhoemo.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Maybe it's just me, but the way that people talk about Luigi doesn't make me optimistic about people's revolutionary potential at all...if anything, it mostly reinforces my general cynicism. (But I'm just over here, minding my business, as per. Feel free to prove me wrong lol)
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Yves-Angeline Blondeau @adamantxyves.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
FINALLY got my birth certificate TEN MONTHS later. Could y'all please RT & donate to help me pay all the fees to get my license, registration, passport, etc changed before Trump gets back into office? Thank you, ❤️‍🩹 Yves CashApp: cash.me/$ShonYves PayPal: PayPal.me/Shon Venmo: venmo.com/YvesBew
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Cynthia Rose @stillcham.blacksky.app · 09/12/2024
Yup. Lots of ppl whose *only* evidence that something could *never* happen here is them telling themselves "I just don't want to believe that could happen here."
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Deebo Gilbert-Wayne✨ @tinarose0103.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Jokes but Black men, please go get your prostate checked. Prostate cancer is absolutely preventable with early detection. If you’re old enough to remember the internet being mailed to your house on a compact disc, schedule that appointment.
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Wagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
media clearly know how to cover victims and avoid victim-blaming narratives, because I haven't seen any rush to demonize the UnitedHealth CEO by bringing up the insider trading or his DUI or his secret separation
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GET TOP(S) ON THE PHONE!!! @angryblackhoemo.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I frankly side eye the people who get off on arguing with conservative trolls about as much as the conservative trolls. It's like...grow tf up? 😂
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GET TOP(S) ON THE PHONE!!! @angryblackhoemo.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
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GET TOP(S) ON THE PHONE!!! @angryblackhoemo.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Exact same day here lol
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GET TOP(S) ON THE PHONE!!! @angryblackhoemo.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
The Leave Conversation feature on Twitter was a nice addition, but it really doesn't measure up to just not having the reposting account tagged in the first place lol
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ᴍɪᴋᴀʏᴇʟ ᴍʏᴇʀs @chaclo.blacksky.app · 27/11/2024
I’ve noticed that a lot of people’s anger comes from them not being able to comprehend what they’re reading and it’s only going to get worse.
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J. Skyler 🏳️‍⚧️ @jskylerinc.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
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GET TOP(S) ON THE PHONE!!! @angryblackhoemo.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
WAIT...this isn't satire...??? 💀💀💀
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GET TOP(S) ON THE PHONE!!! @angryblackhoemo.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Half of Drake maybe made me yelp. 🤣 (But agreed. They have more than enough to sweep on their own porch without trying to bring that liberal performance over to the Black side of the Internet)
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GET TOP(S) ON THE PHONE!!! @angryblackhoemo.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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GET TOP(S) ON THE PHONE!!! @angryblackhoemo.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
It's wild how reactionaries manage to do this every time. Every. Single. Time. 🤣🤣🤣
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Wagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Blaming Kamala's loss on a Black feminist theory from the 1980s is definitely a new one!
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GET TOP(S) ON THE PHONE!!! @angryblackhoemo.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
It seems as if no one develops a martyr complex like people who were never really doing shit in the first place lol
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GET TOP(S) ON THE PHONE!!! @angryblackhoemo.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Internal mood whenever I see a salt and pepper beard...
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