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Crunchwrap Subpar @angely.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Me and @vdezutti.bsky.social could only make it to one (1) booth on Saturday and I’m glad it was this one. I rode a bunch bike! It was strange and fast but I respect it 🫡

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Crunchwrap Subpar @angely.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I should stop being online bc now I’m starting to think that Tilly Norwood randomly speaking in Chinese to Piers Morgan wasn’t necessarily random at all

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Crunchwrap Subpar @angely.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Congratulations to Emmy award-winning memer Katie Dippold

Screenshot of tweet reading “Tbt to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe” and image showing Katie Dippold in full Babadook costume and makeup sitting among casually dressed adults.

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Crunchwrap Subpar @angely.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Mad asf because I thought the folding iPhone meant a regular iPhone that folds in half hamburger style not two iPhones folding into each other hot dog style

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Andy Kindler @andykindler.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I don’t want to join Threads because every ad for it on Instagram is a cliffhanger. “It sounds like a nuclear weapon exploded in my backyard. I’m locked in the basement and my wife ……”

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Crunchwrap Subpar @angely.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

My Minnesota State Fair flex this year is being chosen by the apple gods and them making my wait in the apple fries line on a Friday afternoon only 10 minutes.

A plastic tray of fry-cut apple slices covered in cinnamon sugar with caramel dipping sauce

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Crunchwrap Subpar @angely.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Everyone please stop saying good things about the apple fries because I need that line to get shorter, not longer

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Crunchwrap Subpar @angely.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

My siren started three minutes late????

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Crunchwrap Subpar @angely.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

state fair theory: day 1 will forever be a crowded day because of all the food reviewers, professional and amateur alike.

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Crunchwrap Subpar @angely.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

i love hopping on trends so my main state fair optimization™️ idea is make it an extra week

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Crunchwrap Subpar @angely.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Rudy Luther Subaru please stop using those scary AI dogs they are freaking me out

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Crunchwrap Subpar @angely.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

No, please, the internet is so cursed in this zone already. Please just become anything else. Luxury apartments, pickleball courts — hell I’d even take more parking, just not data center 😭

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Crunchwrap Subpar @angely.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

May I add that when given the choice to go to Ohio (Oberlin, not Cleveland, but still) I Decided not to.

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Crunchwrap Subpar @angely.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

If I send you this 🧍‍♀️ that means I’m Natasha Howard getting a foul call for no reason.

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Crunchwrap Subpar @angely.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

The Lynx game is actually a bit harder to watch than the s*ccer game because the Lynx actually have a chance of winning this one and the refs don’t even know who the players are.

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Crunchwrap Subpar @angely.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I tuned into the US-Belgium World Cup game at maybe the absolute wrong minute 🧍‍♀️

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Crunchwrap Subpar @angely.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I need LeBron James to announce his new team at the exact same moment as Taylor Swift gets married. I think it would be a powerful moment in the universe.

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Crunchwrap Subpar @angely.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

These were not available at Quarry Cub, please respect my privacy at this time.

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Crunchwrap Subpar @angely.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

I hope LeBron texts me about deciding between Golden State and Minnesota, a decision I am extremely well-versed in.

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City of Minneapolis @minneapolismn.gov · 01/07/2026

Good news, Bluesky users: There will be a make-up weather siren test next week on Wednesday, July 8 at 1 p.m.

Bluseky users expressing sadness about the weather warning siren test being cancelled.

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Crunchwrap Subpar @angely.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

I hate to say it, but the Walmart Spanglish ads are actually migraine-inducing. It’s like when my mom and my brothers talk to me at the same time but in a bad way.

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Crunchwrap Subpar @angely.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

It deeply pains me that we are just over 24 hours from me being wrong about something :(

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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

hate when they show losing players crying. that’s none of my business don’t do that to me

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Crunchwrap Subpar @angely.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

I don’t watch a ton of soccer but this feels like a generationally brutal penalty round

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Vincent @vdezutti.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

I know who to call when LaMelo runs me over

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Joe Agnew @jontler.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

[with tears in my eyes] It's TSR time.

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Crunchwrap Subpar @angely.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Some people will celebrate this but I feel kinda bad bc he seemed to have hated nyc and really liked the open plains of Minnesota.

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Crunchwrap Subpar @angely.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Biggest regrets from reunion were not taking more pictures and not living in the moment more. Maybe the lesson is that reunion should be longer 😭

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Crunchwrap Subpar @angely.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Remembering this because I was served this IG Reel. I don’t think it counts but it makes me think we might be close. www.instagram.com/reel/DZeq8dW...