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One time my friend was tripping and we went on a walk in the forest by their house, and they just start snickering and go "what if Mosquitos... Were doritos" and start laughing harder

When i was 5 my mother convinced me that Spiderman caused 9/11 cause she thought it was funny for me to feel like my favorite hero caused a tragedy

Do you ever think fish could be a little bit taller?

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You know youve gotten old when youre excited to try out your new dishwasher

AngelSnot @angelsnot.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Lots of people play instruments. I play the gun. You know that gun sound you hear in songs? Those are me.

AngelSnot @angelsnot.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Owner is making changes and one of them is not firing the manager that stole thousands of dollars from the company. This should go well.

Dude I got some fucking pumpkin seeds at work today, dude. Hell yeah. My mom told me if I wait for things, like, good things will happen to me dude and fucking I waited for some things and I got some pumpkin seeds at work today, dude? Hell yeah.

When i was in first grade, every classroom had its own bathroom. And one time i went to the bathroom and got locked in. I started panicking and banging on the door, yelling for help, and the teacher couldnt get it open until she got her keys and started jiggling the lock back and forth, but

Popcorn and a multivitamin is a meal and you cant prove me wrong

Lord Farquaad dips you in milk and asks you about the muffin man ASMR 10 hours

I handle stress about as well as Gordon Ramsay handles spicy food.

You know what bowl is the best bowl for cereal?

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How many pumpkin seeds are safe to consume in a day? I may have accidentally purchased two pounds of them.

Im starting to realise that theres no amount of sleep that can ever make me feel rested and recovered.

@jaz.bsky.social how does one get into the trans+queer shitposters cluster? Sorry, am dumb

I keep forgetting to add the alt text to my memes, its only a matter of time before they come for me

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repost with a pic you have saved that haven’t found a use for

🍂 Zy 🍂 @zyburton83.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

Reposted by AngelSnot

time was, you used to be able to log onto internet and post some inane nonsense like ``Dialectical Materialism is stored in the balls`` and get a million billion favs. —they don't let ya do that no more tho 😔

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Does it count as an oatmeal bath if its fruity pebbles and oat milk?

I want a bunch of "live laugh love" plaques in my house but they all say "Ligma Lmao L"

Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

Reposted by AngelSnot

I just learned today that Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah" is a song about a woman with a vagina so magical it would inspire one to write "Hallelujah" and not what I'd always assumed it was about (Shrek's sadness over losing Fiona).

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Blue light filter implies the existence of a blue dark filter

Your past saved meme is your moral philosophy

Huh. Listening to loud music on noise cancelling headphones didn't help my migraine. Surely a horror movie on 7.1 surround sound will.

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Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?

Cat hanging upside down from a tree branch with a crazed face, meme