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One time my friend was tripping and we went on a walk in the forest by their house, and they just start snickering and go "what if Mosquitos... Were doritos" and start laughing harder

She said that he put webs between the towers and a helicopter ran into it

When i was 5 my mother convinced me that Spiderman caused 9/11 cause she thought it was funny for me to feel like my favorite hero caused a tragedy

Do you ever think fish could be a little bit taller?

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You know youve gotten old when youre excited to try out your new dishwasher

AngelSnot @angelsnot.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Lots of people play instruments. I play the gun. You know that gun sound you hear in songs? Those are me.

AngelSnot @angelsnot.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Owner is making changes and one of them is not firing the manager that stole thousands of dollars from the company. This should go well.

AngelSnot @angelsnot.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Theyve been going after so many recently.

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AngelSnot @angelsnot.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Might i introduce you to Kade Mccuen, then

AngelSnot @angelsnot.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Im just mad they made Jayce look like a good guy all throughout season one when from what ive read in forums and such, the accepted lore theory was that Jayce stole viktors research and sold it to make a fortune, pushing Viktor to fantaticism.

You guys are getting lunch?

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LIKE GETTING PAID NOT A LOT OF MONEY, DUDE?! FOR FUCKING WORKING?! HELL!!! NO!!!! BUT PUMPKIN SEEDS?! AT FUCKING WORK, DUDE?! HELL YEAH!!!!!! HELL YEAH, BRO!!!! HELL YEAH!! PUMPKIN SEEDS, BRO, AT FUCKING WORK, DUDE!!!! HELL YEAH!!

So it just goes to show that waiting for things is, like, worth it. But there’s a lot of bad things in this world, dude. like fucking skunks, dude? Hell no. Scratching your eye, but it’s STILL fucking ITCHY dude?! HELL no. The fucking CUBS, DUDE? HELL NO!!

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Dude I got some fucking pumpkin seeds at work today, dude. Hell yeah. My mom told me if I wait for things, like, good things will happen to me dude and fucking I waited for some things and I got some pumpkin seeds at work today, dude? Hell yeah.

by the time she opened the door, the panic and adrenaline made me have to poop again, so i looked at her with what im assuming was a look of "uh oh" and i just shut the door again and yelled "i still have to go!"

When i was in first grade, every classroom had its own bathroom. And one time i went to the bathroom and got locked in. I started panicking and banging on the door, yelling for help, and the teacher couldnt get it open until she got her keys and started jiggling the lock back and forth, but

Popcorn and a multivitamin is a meal and you cant prove me wrong

Lord Farquaad dips you in milk and asks you about the muffin man ASMR 10 hours

I handle stress about as well as Gordon Ramsay handles spicy food.

Youre a lifesaver, thats been my one issue is remembering to do it the moment after i hit post

The biggest bowl in the house

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You know what bowl is the best bowl for cereal?

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I hope half a pound is safe.

No seriously, you look like you're in your late 20s! Also for what its worth, grey 100% gives "sophisticated", not "old". If youre past your 30s, it does not show. You're very pretty!

How many pumpkin seeds are safe to consume in a day? I may have accidentally purchased two pounds of them.

Aint no way youre a day over 30

Im starting to realise that theres no amount of sleep that can ever make me feel rested and recovered.

@jaz.bsky.social how does one get into the trans+queer shitposters cluster? Sorry, am dumb

I keep forgetting to add the alt text to my memes, its only a matter of time before they come for me

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repost with a pic you have saved that haven’t found a use for