Darren Shaw @anexium.bsky.social · 8hSaw a great play earlier. It's called The Void. A dystopian sci-fi work, set on a ship around Titan 130 years in the future. It's on tour and you should check it out. I really enjoyed it. The stage craft was superb - better than sone films I've seen. Also the first play I've seen with a full score. 000
Darren Shaw @anexium.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Several years ago I joked that we'd have a real-life version of The Running Man by 2050. My estimate might have 20 years too far in the future. 030
Darren Shaw @anexium.bsky.social · 08/10/2026A partial manager? So, one that's lost a leg or something... 000
Darren Shaw @anexium.bsky.social · 08/10/2026We've essentially allowed the views of the countryside, where the open green spaces serve to highlight and contrast the grey oppressive nature of urban living, to be behind a paywall. 110
Darren Shaw @anexium.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Your point about the loss of the view got me thinking about how the frenzied high-rise building in Manchester is serving to create a wall around the city, that separates it from the countryside. Those inside only see the wall, while those who can afford to live in the wall get the views. 120
Reposted by Darren ShawHomebrew Electronica Show @showhomebrew.bsky.social · 07/10/2026🎃 👻 🧙 One last fright ! The 6th, and final Homebrew Horrorthon coming this Halloween night. 011
Darren Shaw @anexium.bsky.social · 07/10/2026If you put up CCTV cameras you have to also put up a sign - of a minimum size - informing people they're being recorded (and IIRC by whom, with contact details). We should make the wearers of smart glasses do the same. Have them wear the same size sign whenever they're wearing their glasses. 000
Darren Shaw @anexium.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Python can't go quick enough. It's become the PHP of languages - shoehorned into everything and everywhere that it has no place being. I also despise its use of whitespace for flow control. 140
Darren Shaw @anexium.bsky.social · 05/10/2026School near me plays the Raiders of the Lost Ark theme over their external PA. 000
Darren Shaw @anexium.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Our "anonymous" surveys always ask for which team you're part of. It's never bothered me if they can identify me from my answers, I'm quite happy to say the exact things in person. But, as another reply says, nothing ever changes. They're nothing more than a tick-box exercise. 020
Darren Shaw @anexium.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Work have sent me our new AI policy to read. Might just get Copilot to give me the quick summary. 000
Darren Shaw @anexium.bsky.social · 04/10/2026You should speak to your IT department and get them to make it the default desktop wallpaper. You'll massively increase employee wellbeing. 010
Darren Shaw @anexium.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Sadly, it doesn't have to be good. It just has to be memorable enough - for whatever reasons - that you can recall the name of the product. 010
Darren Shaw @anexium.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It's Bandcamp Friday, so I'll give this a little bump. It's my five-album retrospective of tracks from 1999 to 2011. Electronica, IDM, DnB, nightmare fuel - these albums cover it all. Pay what you want - starting at zero dollarpoundeuros, so you can get these for nowt! anexium.bandcamp.comanexium.bandcamp.comAnexiumAnexium started as a musical project in the latter half of the 1990s by Darren C Shaw. Taking influences from the early 90s rave scene, the nascent braindance scene and a love of the slightly odd, the... 010
Darren Shaw @anexium.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I've done similar. I made the manager ring the supplier and give them the 32+ character password over the phone. It's obviously a security risk to send it by any other method... 000
Darren Shaw @anexium.bsky.social · 28/09/2026With the future of Rochdale's iconic (or some may just call them memorable) College Bank flats still to be decided, I took a wander around and shot some photos before they go (or change). Descriptions in the alt-text. Check the full gallery here - www.anexium.com/photos/colle... 001
Darren Shaw @anexium.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Worked at a place where one of the repairs guys spent his days fixing up a house he'd bought. Got sacked for it. He appealed the dismissal on the basis that "no-one told him that he wasn't allowed to fix his own house with work equipment on work time". His appeal was rejected. 160
Darren Shaw @anexium.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I doubt there's an international football team who can go from the opposing penalty area back to their keeper faster than England. 000
Darren Shaw @anexium.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I've done some new smoke and flash pictures. Check out the full gallery here - www.anexium.com/photos/smoki... #photography #smoke #flash #art #pareidolia 030
Darren Shaw @anexium.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I thought it was now a legal requirement that Maisie Adam did all advert voiceovers. 000
Darren Shaw @anexium.bsky.social · 23/09/2026That's great, except not all (good) developers are contributing to open source. Some, for example, might be keeping their work closed so they can earn some pennies from it in the future. Some might not even code outside of work. You've got the right idea, just implemented badly. 150
Darren Shaw @anexium.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Today I learned that "open until 10pm" is actually a synonym for "we've left the lights but all fucked off home, so actually, we're closed". Which is fair enough if you're an off licence, but less so if you're a FUCKING PHARMACY. 000
Reposted by Darren ShawRobin Rimbaud - Scanner @scannerdot.com · 20/09/2026Amazing to hear what is probably the earliest live recording of British electronic beat combo Autechre, in Rochdale for Darrell Fitton's birthday party 1990 youtu.be/M70jmp-RCeY?...youtu.beAutechre - AE_LIVE_ROCHDALE_221290YouTube video by icari 611631
Darren Shaw @anexium.bsky.social · 20/09/2026We get people - well over 30 - using those kinds of photos for their Teams avatar at work. Worse stiill, we get them submitting the same kind of picture for their ID badge. Nothing says professional than a heavily cropped image of you three sheets to the wind in a greek nightclub. From 5 years ago. 031
Darren Shaw @anexium.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Shot some smoke photography the other night. Wasn't a huge success - couldn't get the smoke to bloom nicely - but I'm happy with how these three came out. Bit of colour correction applied. 000
Darren Shaw @anexium.bsky.social · 19/09/2026As a child I thought that if you held in a sneeze your eyes could pop out of their sockets. As an adult I'm still not convinced it couldn't happen. 140
Reposted by Darren ShawAnon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Nothing predicted the future of the internet more accurately than Nathan Barley. 1311711
Darren Shaw @anexium.bsky.social · 17/09/2026It's still there. Not as front-and-centre as it probably should be, but you can find it in their profile. Click on the "joined" link. 000
Darren Shaw @anexium.bsky.social · 17/09/2026So you're honestly suggesting that Gary765441561771 isn't a real person? But he's got a flag in his profile, declares himself to be a "patriot" who "tells it like he sees it", and follows GBNews and Stephen Yaxley-Lennon. 020
Darren Shaw @anexium.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Or, how about "If you'd set off when you said you were going to you wouldn't need to drive like a knob" Or "All you're doing is increasing the time you'll wait at the next set of lights" Or "Driving fast won't let you outrun those thoughts. Yes, those thoughts" 060
Darren Shaw @anexium.bsky.social · 17/09/2026For my 1000th post, I'll give this a little bump. Five albums! 70+ tracks! 50+ unreleased until now! Ronseal naming convention! Pay what you want - if times are hard, you can get them for free! You'll not find a better deal! anexium.bandcamp.comanexium.bandcamp.comAnexiumAnexium started as a musical project in the latter half of the 1990s by Darren C Shaw. Taking influences from the early 90s rave scene, the nascent braindance scene and a love of the slightly odd, the... 010
Reposted by Darren ShawDean McPhee @deanmcphee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026A few photos of the gear used to record 'Northern Earth'.. 1. Pedalboard + Microbass Porchboard kick drum 2. Fender Telecaster & Fender Hotrod amp/speaker 3. Logjam rattlebox snare drum, slide and eBow 4. Crossover, DI and Preamp 5. Active 18" Subwoofer 'Northern Earth' is out now in record shops 151
Darren Shaw @anexium.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The BBC radio plays with Harry Enfield as Dirk are really good too. 020
Darren Shaw @anexium.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Just had a complete brain-fade and couldn't remember their names. Tried to get Google Lens to identify them. It quite confidently asserted that it was Newman and Baddiel... Gotta love AI, eh? (My reaction to such an incorrect answer jogged my brain into revealing it's Trevor and Simon) 000
Darren Shaw @anexium.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Is "this house" the House of Lords and you're Boris's daughter who's not his daughter? 000
Darren Shaw @anexium.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I tried that using a set of scales. Suffice to say I'm very much no longer welcome at that delicatessen. 080
Darren Shaw @anexium.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I didn't think I led a particularly sheltered life, but I'd never heard of picky bits until an anon opin from a couple of weeks introduced it. Is it something regional that's become popular because of a TV programme or something? 230