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andyzipp @andyzipp.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I'm amazed they're not in matching blue dresses ala the Grady Twins.
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andyzipp @andyzipp.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Meanwhile, in the Heights… 
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andyzipp @andyzipp.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
None of this means I’m not sweating my balls off walking this ungrateful heathen.
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andyzipp @andyzipp.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I know the bad place is bad, but every now and then…
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andyzipp @andyzipp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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andyzipp @andyzipp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He’s on the Adolis Garcia supplement regimen.
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andyzipp @andyzipp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I actually found Digger to be an engaging, surprising, and well-made film. Cruise and Ahmed deserve Oscars.
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andyzipp @andyzipp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The A’s are throwing this guy right now…
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andyzipp @andyzipp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
For those that like this sort of thing, this is a pretty great root beer. Aged in Buffalo Trace barrels.
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andyzipp @andyzipp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gameday is taunting Altuve
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andyzipp @andyzipp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If I recall the advice correctly, I’m supposed to trim the hedges, correct?
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andyzipp @andyzipp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Goddamn this is perfect…
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andyzipp @andyzipp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is what Yamtits is telling us to lay back and enjoy? On brand.
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andyzipp @andyzipp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Tens of fans are getting ready for the action at Daikin Park
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andyzipp @andyzipp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I have the most handsome wallpaper…
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andyzipp @andyzipp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
…and another stupid thing that somebody said to me today was that the humidity in Houston wasn’t that bad…
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andyzipp @andyzipp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I do busy work while watching the Astros these days. Finally got this finished…
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andyzipp @andyzipp.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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andyzipp @andyzipp.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Just a simple “everyday” loaf, but I’m enjoying my weekend bread baking. Going to tackle a sourdough soon…
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andyzipp @andyzipp.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I found a better use of my time…
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andyzipp @andyzipp.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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andyzipp @andyzipp.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
My dyslexia kicked when I saw this shirt…
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andyzipp @andyzipp.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Finally, getting old sucks for everyone but the neoprene industry…
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andyzipp @andyzipp.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
This is the Texans franchise to a tee (pun not intended).
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andyzipp @andyzipp.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I’m not a MLB hitting coach, but I think Yordan is going to have trouble if he’s doing this.
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andyzipp @andyzipp.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Worth the wait.
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andyzipp @andyzipp.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Worst part of baking bread is waiting for it to cool…
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andyzipp @andyzipp.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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andyzipp @andyzipp.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
post you from a different era in your life. Freshman year (85-86) Theatre production. I looked way too much like my dad in this picture for my own personal comfort.
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andyzipp @andyzipp.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Someone needs to update Max Headroom’s operating system…
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andyzipp @andyzipp.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
…and Dr. Joyce Brothers.
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andyzipp @andyzipp.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This dog don’t give a toot…
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andyzipp @andyzipp.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Current situation…
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andyzipp @andyzipp.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Ken Paxton should be a non-starter for sane Texans, and I know that responding to a bot is bad on a few levels, but I still get visceral enjoyment out of things like this.
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andyzipp @andyzipp.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
And now we’re betting him clean up for… Reasons?
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andyzipp @andyzipp.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I was very excited about my afternoon snack. Until I read the bag… Why would anyone even sell these monstrosities?
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andyzipp @andyzipp.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t nirvana, soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice In Chains.
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andyzipp @andyzipp.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Current situation:
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andyzipp @andyzipp.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Enchirito. Still a superior Taco Bell order… #mybodymychoice
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andyzipp @andyzipp.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Taught myself to make kolaches today. Blackberry Streusel and Nectarine/Blueberry. Other than a few overfills, not too shabby.
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andyzipp @andyzipp.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Need a ruling. I’ve lucked into Diamond Club tickets for a game against the Marlins this week. Would it be considered bad form to wear a Chinese knockoff jersey to the game?
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andyzipp @andyzipp.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Knowing this is a screen shot from a Texas A&M message board, I dare you to find anything whiter than this:
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andyzipp @andyzipp.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
2027 schedule just dropped!
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andyzipp @andyzipp.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Am I confident enough in my manhood that I can stop watching this abortion of a baseball game and put on “Mamma Mia!” instead? Yes. Yes I am.
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andyzipp @andyzipp.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Dinner of (drunk, about to get stoned) champions. For those about to rock…
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andyzipp @andyzipp.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
If you ever run across a Nokona AMG-175 12" like this one, please reach out. I will happily purchase it from you. Mine was stolen out of the back of my car in 1993...
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andyzipp @andyzipp.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Al-ban-i-a. Al-ban-i-a. You border on. the. Adriatic.
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andyzipp @andyzipp.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I wonder who is desperately trying to hack my Microsoft account today… 🙄
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andyzipp @andyzipp.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Every time I hear Brooke Rollins is a proud Texas A&M graduate, I can feel my diploma depreciating in value.
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andyzipp @andyzipp.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
There’s a whole damn UFO here in Ireland. - Newgrange
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