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@andyukb.bsky.social
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36. UK. Music. TV. Books. Gamer. Horror. Criminology student. Runner. Survived a trip to Cosmo buffet. Be cool. Don't be all, like, uncool. He/him 🏳️‍🌈 Letterboxd: boxd.it/3nHq1 Serializd: srlzd.com/u/Andyukb

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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 9h
NOM!
Bag of Dill & Gräslök crisps
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 14h
Yeah, I did a roast dinner on a Saturday 😋.
Beef roast dinner
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 17h
💇
Selfie. Shorter hair than yesterday
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Made a cake! Forgot to take a picture of the whole thing, so here's a (messy) slice of it. Very unstable, but very tasty banana and chocolate cake!
Slice of cake.
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oooo, which wine tonight? Friday night is beer night, cheers!
Me holding a beer
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Taste it, touch it, jump right in 🎶 ❤️
Carly Rae Jepsen Yes
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I managed the workout then went for a run. The floor didn't win this time! Stand out song was Statements (Hounded Remix) - Loreen 🎶
Stats from Strava. Distance 11.21 km. Pace 4:24 per km. Time 49 minutes and 25 secondaSelfie after a run
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Decided to have a pre-workout lie on the floor... I haven't moved for ten minutes.
Me lying on the floor
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hashtag bus wanker.
Me on a bus
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Did the thing. So many missed out, difficult.
Selfie. ThinkingMy 9 albums.

My Chemical Romance - Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge
Madonna - Ray of Light
Slipknot - Vol. 3
David Bowie - Station to Station
Carly Rae Jepsen - Emotion
Queen - Queen II
Depeche Mode - Songs of Faith and Devotion
Kylie - Fever
Iron Maiden - Powerslave
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Unplanned run today, but it's such gorgeous weather I couldn't resist! I can't believe I'm still running in a vest in October. Also, I look like a car windscreen with all those bugs on my face. Stand out song was Music Is My Hot, Hot Sex - CSS 🎶
Stats from Strava. Distance 15.49 km. Pace 4:21 per km. Time 1 hour and 7 minutesSelfie. Bugs on my face, song in my heart
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Did a cake (Cherry Bakewell), have a beer (Faith). Happy Friday 🍻.
Cherry Bakewell cakeMe holding a beer
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy October x
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is this blurry figure not you? You could be staring at his bottom from that angle, although I didn't pay too much attention to which direction it was facing.
Blurry Nichol
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
First day at school went well. ✌️🧑‍🏫
Me stood in front of a University of Birmingham sign
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This country should be ASHAMED of itself.
Album chart Carly Rae Jepsen - Day and Night at number 86
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
HIYA
SANTA
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yeah, I'm a fan.
Sugababes - Ghost
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
September half marathon ✅. Just about found the motivation to get this done. Surprisingly warm and humid. I feel like I need to drink a whole reservoir worth of water now. Stand out song was Amalfi Coast - Carly Rae Jepsen 🎶
Stats from Strava. Distance 21.21km. pace 4:34 per km. Time 1 hour and 36 minutesSelfie
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gooooood morning 🌞
Selfie. Blinding sun in the background
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Monday run ✅. Absolutely gorgeous afternoon! I wanted to do a little bit more, but it was nearly school kick out time and I could not be bothered with dodging the little buggers. Stand out song was Burning Heart - Carly Rae Jepsen 🎶
Stats from Strava. Distance 10.16 km. Pace 4:17 per km. Time 43 minutes and 34 secondsSelfie. Smiling stood on a dirt path. It is sunny
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I have a feeling my watch might not be counting calories burnt correctly. Yeah, I'm aware my heart rate is sexy 😏.
Picture of a watch face.

Says I've done 2,198 steps and burnt 7,652 calories. Heart rate 69 hashtag ladsladsladslads
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Saturdeeeeeee.
Bethenny Frankel slamming wine.
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
🤫
Me on a train
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm on the platform now...
Me squatting
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's OK. I'm at a station now
Me at a train station
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
TRAIN.
Me looking tired on train
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Collecting Nottingham gays like they're Pokémon. @henribus.eurosky.social
Me & @Nichol in a pub with pints #lads
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Elizabenthan homes
Elizabethan homes with Ben's face as windows
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Got my hair did and then went for a run. Stand out song was Stretch (Initial Talk Remix) - Louise 🎶
Stats from Strava. Distance 10.15 km. Pace 4:26 per km. Time 45 minutes and 1 secondSelfie. Me pointing at my head to indicate I have slightly shorter hair than yesterday
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Once again, you find Andy having just woken up from a poorly timed nap.
Sleepy Andy
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Wednesday run ✅. A bit windy, but it felt good. I think I've finally gotten over whatever was up with me last week 🥳. Stand out song was Throb (Morales Badyard Club Mix) - Janet Jackson 🎶
Stats from Strava. Distance 10.17 km. Pace 4:21 per km. Time 44 minutes and 10 secondsSelfie
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Did some London tourism shit via the Race Across the World experience. This is us signing the book and followed by some stats we got sent. Other pictures were taken, but hashtag spoilers. Home now with a large amount of meat being delivered to our door.
Me and Rich sat at a table. Rich is singing a book.Position: Top 9%

Compared to other teams on this trail you:

Did less work tasks, trail average of 2.6
Ended with less budget, trail average of £16.8
Had less incorrect answers, trail average of 3.5
Used less hints, trail average of 2.3
Used less lost directions, trail average of 0.4
Had shorter breaks at the rest stops
Were faster than the average trail duration
Your team racer type is:

Speed Runners
Born Racers, you sped to the finish line in a time that puts you in the fastest 10% of teams ever to have raced.
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Being a good gay boy and finally seeing this 🚢.
Criterion Theatre entrance - Titanique
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Just enough time for a quick 5k this morning. Still feeling a bit tired from being ill, but that was the best I've felt all week. Getting there! Stand out song was Ashes (Steve Aoki Deadpool Demix) - Céline Dion 🎶
Stats from Strava. Distance 5.08 km. Pace 4:16 per km. Time 21 minutes and 40 secondsSelfie. Stood on grass and smiling
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Good evening. Sleepy, but wine.
Me holding a glass of white eine
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Good morning. Sleepy, but sunny 🌞.
Selfie, sun blindingly bright behind me
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Still feeling rough so super happy that I managed to force a 30 minute run in. Struggled towards the end, but felt better than Monday. Stand out song was Touch Touch - Haute & Freddy 🎶
Stats from Strava. Distance 7.06 km. Pace 4:25 per km. Time 31 minutes and 14 secondsSelfie. Slightly grimacing
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Payment plan?
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Amanda from RHOBH saying she's spent $10,000 on crystals in one sitting before.
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The feeling of illness has prompted the return of the long pyjama bottoms.
Selfie. No top. Long pyjama bottoms
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Us two watching Drag Race together 🥰.
Wayne and waynetta slob sitting on a sofa
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Monday run ✅. Planned 10km ❌. Legs felt heavy, not much energy. I'm not going to blame the late night snacking on crisps and sweets, there's no way that can be it. Stand out song was Mis-Shapes - Pulp 🎶
Stats from Strava. Distance 5.11 km. Pace 4:19 per km. Time 22 minutes and 7 secondsSelfie, thumbs down
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Baked a cake! It's a lemon and lime drizzle cake. There's the juice and zest of 3 lemons AND 3 limes in there. So it's nice and tarty... just like the baker 😉.
Lemon and lime drizzle cake
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Went for a run! I wanted to do more, but the in-laws arrival is imminent. Stand out song was And Then We Kiss (Junkie XL Remix) - Britney Spears 🎶 I completely forgot this song existed until yesterday and it's still such a banger.
Stats from Strava. Distance 12.25 km. Pace 4:18 per km. Time 52 minutes and 38 seconds Selfie. Smiling
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I got you.
Dildo chandelier
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Morning. Spilt my coffee while taking this selfie so there's no way it's not getting seen.
Me holding a coffee cup
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Anyone fancy a finger?
Bag of sweet fingersA sweet finger
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Happy Friday everyone! 🍻
Me holding a glass of beer
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Friday run ✅. Tough one today, too windy and a slight foot issue started creeping in. I wanted to go further, but couldn't manage it. Maybe I'll take the weekend off... unlikely. Stand out song was Bass Persuades - Miley Cyrus 🎶
Stats from Strava. Distance 10.08km. pace 4:23 per km. Time 44 minutes and 12 secondsSelfie. Grimacing
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