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Andy Stevenson @andystevenson81.bsky.social · 17h

Is it still possible to visit a place and see Father Christmas in a grotto without having to a) pay and/or b) book in advance?

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Andy Stevenson @andystevenson81.bsky.social · 17h

Struggling to keep up with the number of word combinations I need to mute in order not to see Celebrity Traitors updates.

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Andy Stevenson @andystevenson81.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Don’t worry, the Hallmark Christmas films will be out soon

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Andy Stevenson @andystevenson81.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I would much more enjoy (applause) listening to leaders’ speeches (applause) without the constant applause (applause) breaking it up every 5 seconds (applause).

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Andy Stevenson @andystevenson81.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Sunday morning, 7.20am. Sat with 2yr old downstairs while he runs around shouting ‘I’m a grown-up!’ I’m a grown-up!’.

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Andy Stevenson @andystevenson81.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Allowing alcohol in the stands is so far down the list of things any Government could be involving themselves with when it comes to football in this country. I don’t think it would even be that popular or successful a move.

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Andy Stevenson @andystevenson81.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Piers Morgan doesn’t like lies. Especially if they’re written down and published. Wonders will never cease.

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Andy Stevenson @andystevenson81.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Applause for ‘honking gibberish’

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Steve Williams @skillagesteve.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Absolutely brilliant question in the final round on Pointless today

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Andy Stevenson @andystevenson81.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The bit I struggled with here was believing the 96-97 season was 31 seasons ago. I did a genuine double-take.

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Andy Stevenson @andystevenson81.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Someone (hopefully the referee) needs to tell Bruno Fernandes that evidence of a little cut on his foot isn’t proof of a foul.

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Andy Stevenson @andystevenson81.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Is it me or do too many football matches these days involve 2 teams playing 4-2-3-1 and not being able to beat each other’s press, resulting in lots of sideways & backwards passes?

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Andy Stevenson @andystevenson81.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Long story but I’ve watched a fair few Premier League team bus arrivals in the last few days. Why for the players look so serious/miserable? Crack a smile lads, you’re being paid a fortune to play football twice a week.

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Andy Stevenson @andystevenson81.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Cody Gakpo. Showing all the reasons why Liverpool wanted to…sell him???

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Andy Stevenson @andystevenson81.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I remember you being a contestant. It’s definitely on the ‘one day I’d like to do that’ list

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Andy Stevenson @andystevenson81.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Very much enjoyed the Creepy Crawleys on Only Connect

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Andy Stevenson @andystevenson81.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

One of the best football columns I’ve ever read. From a writer who seems to perpetually turn out brilliant football columns. I’ve found this transfer window utterly depressing.

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Andy Stevenson @andystevenson81.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

GB 4x400m relay win (Akabusi & co) 35 years ago today. Germany 1-5 England 25 years ago today. Seriously, where does the time go?

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Andy Stevenson @andystevenson81.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Just watched the Liverpool - Nottm Forest highlights and the offside decision that ruled out Wirtz’s ‘goal’ in the first half is bonkers.

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Andy Stevenson @andystevenson81.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

There must be some better technology that can be used for ball replacements like we saw in the Judd Trump/Dylan Emery match tonight? Project\Transpose the balls onto the table itself?

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Andy Stevenson @andystevenson81.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Can anyone explain why Liverpool appear happy to let Cody Gakpo leave? And to join Man City??

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Andy Stevenson @andystevenson81.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

A remarkable pose for a new signing photo when you look back…

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Andy Stevenson @andystevenson81.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Do any established Premier League clubs foster an environment where managers are encouraged to improve players through coaching? Or do they all just reach for the chequebook and buy replacement players now?

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Andy Stevenson @andystevenson81.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Yep that will be a big loss to the atmosphere at SP

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Andy Stevenson @andystevenson81.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

The defensive midfielder Liverpool have been crying out for

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Andy Stevenson @andystevenson81.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

‘9 to 5’ the first song played during half-time at Tottenham-Charlton

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Andy Stevenson @andystevenson81.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Worrying for the League Cup when Championship clubs are making more changes than the Premier League clubs?

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Andy Stevenson @andystevenson81.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

We could do with a few more Dolly Partons in the world.

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Andy Stevenson @andystevenson81.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I’ve gone down a rabbithole and have stopped just short of buying the set on eBay. Vivid memories unlocked.

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Andy Stevenson @andystevenson81.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Do you remember Quest, which was like Encarta but a weekly (monthly?) issued encyclopaedia in magazine form. You got a ring binder with the first issue to store them all.

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Andy Stevenson @andystevenson81.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Questions that have come up in conversation today: Do ducks have knees? Do frogs have heads?

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Andy Stevenson @andystevenson81.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Saw ‘The Invite’ at the cinema today. Another film that had way more swearing than was necessary (or surely than was realistic - do couples really just swear at each other in every conversation or even argument??)

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Andy Stevenson @andystevenson81.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Bekonscot model village is great.

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Andy Stevenson @andystevenson81.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Asked a guy to take his phone off loudspeaker in a cafe. He was on hold and the hold music was playing in that tinny fashion. I told him it was “super annoying”. His response? “Sorry mate, it’s even annoying me”. I don’t know if this made me more or less irritated.

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Andy Stevenson @andystevenson81.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I was on holiday near Cork in Ireland for the last solar eclipse in 1999. Will be doing well to make the next one in 2081. So we’ll get the colander out.

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Mark Grimshaw @markgrimshawtism.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Why would you expect the solar eclipse to be on the BBC, when that’s clearly programming made for Sky News.

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Andy Stevenson @andystevenson81.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

How fantastic would it be if this pattern continued across other countries? The people living furthest right were also the furthest right politically. You could always relax on the west coast of anywhere.

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Brawlcats @brawlcats.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027

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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 30/07/2026

oh my god!!!! there's an actual answer!!!! Google Maps does hide Brighton!!!!!!! bsky.app/profile/robi...

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Andy Stevenson @andystevenson81.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Why do we look something up but hunt something down?

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Andy Stevenson @andystevenson81.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

The next Bond film should be centred around a villainous sports administrator, backed by a global network of baddies, trying to kill football from the inside.

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Andy Stevenson @andystevenson81.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Homer’s Odyssey on at the cinema. Ron Homer’s Odyssey has led him to a Commonwealth Games silver medal, in the Para Mixed Pair Bowls.

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Andy Stevenson @andystevenson81.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Great story at the Commonwealth Games Bowls where the Namibian women’s pair told me they’ve been training on a surface made of anchovy fish nets to prepare for the carpeted rinks here in Glasgow.

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Andy Stevenson @andystevenson81.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Why have I been charged £20.20 for the M6 Toll on 22nd July when I was ‘only’ charged £12 for the same passage, in the same vehicle on 12th July?

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