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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

@andymroberts.bsky.social
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Ex-flight attendant. He/Him #gay #LGBwiththeT #startrek #doctorwho #familyguy. I'm woke, if you've got a problem with that, then simply don't follow - you won't be able to change my opinion! Most likely to be found on Bluesky saying "fuck" a lot.

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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 43m
Eugh! You know who is going to be totally insufferable now after the breaking news alert!
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 2h
Just randomly looking at stuff on Amazon. How on earth is the "Sleeping" man both UNDER the duvet and ON TOP of the duvet? Or has he been cut in half for the product photo? I think that's a bit of an AI failure there in that image.
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So Iran put them up to stealing fuel did they? 🙄
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Will Sebag-Montefiore @wsebag.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Far Right's response to RAF Fairford (whilst I make poached eggs) Let me know if you'd like to see more of me cooking whilst talking about politics I am REALLY good at one of those things
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Post a vampire that isn't Dracula
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Mr. Burns as Vampire Dracula
ALT: Mr. Burns as Vampire Dracula
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Excuse me but! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 It wasn’t terrorism but was instead fuel theft. No doubt pink diesel that carries no duty. And Trump said we’ve had eyes on them for ages. Oh please American media rip him to shreds, the cunt lied on tv and you have to hold him to account! Oh and Farage, go fuck your self!
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Do you find that your brain has weird thoughts that make complete sense just as you are about to fall asleep? Just as I was dropping off for my afternoon nap, I had this thought "Do you remember when Britney Spears was going to perform on our driveway but you had to stop her as she had not got
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“This has not been a knife day” “I hope it’s over spoon” “FORK OFF!” #BigBrother
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dunno about you, but to me that looks like Fartage was speculating. Well done Sky for calling him out on it. Bet he was well pissed off when it was revealed they were all British nationals.
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When you call the emergency terrorist hotline but it's after 5pm.
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yesterday, the police said “Do not speculate” about the suspects involved at RAF Fairford. Farage immediately speculated that they had crossed the channel in a small boat from Iran. Turns out they were British nationals. Parliament needs to sanction Farage. Remember the Southport #FarageRiots?
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just a heads up if you use "Connectivity Assist" on iOS 27, it stops any network wide ad blocking from working on iOS devices with "Connectivity Assist" turned on. I use a Raspberry Pi on my home network that runs "Pi-Hole". Pi-Hole is a free advertising blocker that runs network wide.
A screen shot from my iPhone of the "Settings > WiFi" page showing a button called "Connectivity Assist" that has been set to "ON" automatically my Apple.
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Will Sebag-Montefiore @wsebag.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Captain of Danny Tommo's boat
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sky should have shown Trump the same respect that he shows the media and used one of these thumbnails instead for the story. “Is he a… you know?” “A war criminal paedophile nonce named in the Epstein files over 38,000 times? Yeah he is!”
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ladies, start your "Mic-ro-whavay's", it's #GBBO time with the fabulous Nigella Lawson... and some bloke called Paul Holyrood, food, wood or something like that.
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
One of the TrumpTV shows - "Pete Hegseth Master Race" where he claims "I don't wanna see any Fucking fats or femmes" when talking about the American military while screening them for "morning wood" and low testosterone.
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
RIP my last remaining sunflower, that was beheaded by an evil fucking squirrel. Earlier today, the same squirrel decapitated and stole the head of another sunflower that I was saving to harvest the seeds from. The squirrels are so aggressive around here this year. They are normally really timid.
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Nice little call back in tonight's #EastEnders #BubblysInTheFridge
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👻 🎃 🦇 Bela Lughosti's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
People seem to be enjoying this video of the UK far right figure Danny Tommo getting twatted in the head by a bottle of piss. No idea why. But here it is. Enjoy.
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George Bell @devonwhale.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just chatting to someone about swans and spent the entire conversation doing my very best to not laugh as I kept remembering the punchline to this
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I was in Asda a little while ago. I walked up the bread aisle. The bread aisle is the one where you'll find all the pre-packed Hovis, Kingsmill, Warburtons etc loaves. The bread on that aisle runs it's entire length - except now, it's TWO THIRDS Christmas cakes, pies, puddings etc.
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🍁🇨🇦Team Canada Forever🇨🇦🍁 @teamcanadaforever.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I just spit my water😂😂😂
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Normal Island News @normalisland.co.uk · 19/09/2026
If you still weren't convinced that Ed Sheeran is on the right side of history, just know that Jeremy Clarkson has joined Tommy Robinson and Lucy Connolly in coming out in support of him 👀
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yeah, no I am really not impressed with that new version of Siri with "Apple intelligence". It seems just as dumb as the standard version that has been around for the last 15 years or so. The only AI that I like is Copilot on Windows 10, because I can have proper conversations with that.
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Happy #FCF day folks. Don’t mind me, I’m just getting my fat cock out on main for the first time ever.
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
And they were…. Delicious!
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Yum Yum Chewing Cartoon
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
New homophobic slur just dropped in the Asda festive range.
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Bex Luther @superbreeze.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Ed Sheeran to represent Piddington at Eurovision
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The movie will feature Piddington Bear, a not very lovable racist bear who wears a black shirt and escorts illegals found on the high street across the border to Bicester.
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Pete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
In the movie version of this, after Piddington runs out of food water and money as a result of leaving the UK, the residents apply for asylum and end up housed in a military base, with HILARIOUS consequences. www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Piddington in Oxfordshire votes to leave UK over asylum plans
Piddington residents voted over proposals to house up to 1,256 male asylum seekers nearby
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ewww! I just found out who his husband is. That's an instant removal of follower and my unfollowing him!
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I've installed iOS 27 on my old iPhone 12 Pro Max and my old iPad 10th Generation. I've not installed it on my main devices yet. I can't see anything new on either iPhone or iPad. Have we reached the Malibu Stacey "But she's got a new hat" level of iOS updating now, where it's just a number change?
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Is Philip the Scouser in Big Brother that Scouse guy who makes those content videos on Insta and TikTok where he goes into a supermarket and gets into arguments with the cashier - but it's always filmed from the cashiers point of view?
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I have had to make my instagram account private due to all the sex BOT accounts (Mostly women in burkas with their arses hanging out) liking my postings. I bet children get the same kind of BOT attention. I hate instagram so much!
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source.
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source.
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“Nobody knows AI better than me, nobody understands it. I invented AI. Before I invented AI people used to say ‘Aye-up’ but now, thanks to my high IQ everyone says AI” Kindly fuck off into the sun you stupid demented orange sack of shit excuse for a cunting president!
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Rather a weird edit in tonight's #EastEnders. Josh just "disappears". It's like it's two scenes stitched together, or they just removed around one second of Josh walking off camera for some reason.
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
When someone you follow on instagram suddenly ends up inside the Big Brother house! 😮
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
There is a Friends episode where Phoebe discovers $10,000 in her account that wasn't hers. The bank apologised for the error and credited her account with another $10,000. She tells them again of the error and is given a football phone as an apology. I've had a similar experience... with Amazon.
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Call me a conspiracy theorist, but has anyone else noticed since the latest iOS / iPadOS update just how bad the auto correct on spelling has got on iOS devices? I regularly (due to fat thumbs) hit "tou" instead of "you" and it no longer corrects, same with many other words that used to correct.
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Man in Tin Foil Hat Gives Thumbs Up
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Are successive Labour PMs going to ignore the Crypto threat to British politics? It certainly looks like it! Why would Reform need this money? Obviously it’s buying policy for the next election. This is going to be as big a scandal as “cash for questions”.
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The stupid orange cunt is going to start the troubles off again isn’t he? Stay out of politics that 1) you know nothing about and 2) isn’t US politics
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
That has to be the ugliest camera bump ever!
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
That’s quite the correction @news.sky.com Perhaps instead of being first for breaking news, how about being first with accurate news!
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
But I thought the war was over and that Trump had declared victory around 97 times since February! So much winning (more like whining!) 🤣
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Yes, yes that’s all well and good - but someone should think of the real victims in all of this. Poor Laura and Chris will have to work overtime trying to work out how to spin this into a positive and how it’s all Jeremy Corbyn’s fault.
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I did that "What would I look like in the 80s" thing on ChatGPT and I'm sorry, but if I met this person, I would date them!
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Just had a "You have won!" email from EuroMillions - £2.60. I'm as rich as a bankrupt cash lady!
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What’s your favourite Bible verse? Wrong answers only.
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