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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

@andymroberts.bsky.social
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Ex-flight attendant. He/Him #gay #LGBwiththeT #startrek #doctorwho #familyguy. I'm woke, if you've got a problem with that, then simply don't follow - you won't be able to change my opinion! Most likely to be found on Bluesky saying "fuck" a lot.

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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 23h
Who would have thought that starting to sell mince pies at the start of September would lead to half your stock going to yellow sticker just 6 weeks later? Don’t mind if I do! 😛
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
They will be record breaking - global parties! I have a bottle of champagne that I am saving for him or you know who from I*rael.
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I always find it mildly amusing that my dentists has a “died here” blue plaque on the wall outside. Just what you want to be reminded of… death, when you visit the dentists! 🤪😬
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The indelible stain is in Trumps underpants, and it’s Natalie’s job to clean it up. Presidents who bomb schools on day one of a war, killing little children do not get awarded peace prizes. You can have a one way, all expenses paid trip to The Hague though!
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Kate from Kharkiv @kateinkharkiv.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
An oil terminal in Rostov is transferring its diesel to the cloud. That's where Trump can get it if he wants to.
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I wish a European leader would have the balls to call Trump out on this and call him treasonous scum. Trump says Zelenskyy could have ended the war many times over - YES BY CAPITULATING YOU BIG FAT FUCK! Ukraine does not give up any land, because if it does, the Russian bear gets closer to Europe!
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’m getting impatient - because I’m not getting any younger!
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
How about the United States gets a new leader, you know one that isn’t a judge certified rapist, a paedophile, a treasonous piece of shit, one that won’t try to install themselves as a supreme leader. One that puts the DICK into dictator. The most anticipated obituary in history needs to hurry up!
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Made worse by her being PM and nearly crashing the pension markets and everything else that happened during that ridiculous budget afternoon.
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I always thought Tom Watson was a bit of a cunt. Turns out I was wrong, he’s a massive cunt!
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I thought Kemi didn’t make mistakes? That’s almost a Liz Truss style budgeting mistake!
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Well ain’t that sweet? The world’s biggest war mongers get to make millions out of the oil markets while they continue to kill people in their pathetic wars. Time for sanctions against the USA for taking Russian diesel. And how can Russia spare the diesel when their own pumps are going dry?
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I guess you know who is raging in the White House right about now!
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That’s them as good as dead then! But I’m sure the toads won’t tell on me if I move them just 4 feet straight ahead from where they currently are and into the shed.
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Usually the “adult” toads like to hibernate in my shed, and I don’t mind them doing that as I rarely go into it in the winter. I was planning on putting the bowl the tadpoles are in, inside the shed when it gets a little colder so that the water won’t freeze.
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah, that’s more or less what Google said. But I have to at least try. I bet it’s the ridiculous amount of heatwaves we had this year that confused the toads into having two spawning seasons.
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ooh, I didn’t know that! Well that’s good to know and there is a big independent pet shop in town. I know I can feed the tadpoles with fish flakes like you would give to goldfish, but once they have become toads, those flakes would no longer be any good for them.
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I haven’t got a clue how I am going to look after them if they make it from the tadpole stage. It’s far too late in the year as they should have been spawned in the spring. And they eat insects, of which there won’t be many over the winter months.
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
be prepared to hibernate as they won't have been able to bulk up on body fat or whatever they do. I'm too old to become a parent at 53!
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A week or so ago, I saw a toad jump into the bowl and I didn't think anything of it. This afternoon, I looked in the bowl and I've got tadpoles! That's tadpoles in October. They will have changed into toads by mid-November. I'm going to have to care for them through the winter now as they won't
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
For around 10 years now I have had toads living in my garden. Every year there are more than the year before. I keep an old washing up bowl in the garden with water in it. I don't change the water, I let it get murky so that it becomes like pond water, so they can have a dip if they want.
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David @davidbtn2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Go to maureenlipman.com and make a difference 💕 (I’ve not gone mad. You’ll see when you get there).
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Everything is shit!
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Tell Cersei, it was I”
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
His brother should do something about it, like banish him to some old royal residence where he is never allowed to leave or contact the outside world.
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
LOL! No instagram/Meta that won’t build credibility, instead it will make people think I am a cunt* (*more of a)
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah, it will make downloading video files so much quicker!
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Happy birthday! x 😊🎁🎈
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’ve got to have a new contract as I’m out of contract with Sky. I don’t mind though because it’s the same price but 500mb download instead of 68mb
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think Noel is right! Carnage! #GBBO
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Did you know that when someone comes out to check your pipes, they don’t actually check your pipe! Porn has given me too high expectations with tradespeople!
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Can’t wait for the next Democratic president to order like for like with him!
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
(This is Tractor Tom 🤪)
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And it also makes it sound like they do a pre-visit before install, which doesn’t make sense as all they need to do is lay the fibre cable under the lawn and connect it up at both ends. I’ll know in 3 weeks time anyway when the install date comes (and maybe goes 🫠😂). Glad your speed is good! 👍
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thanks. It’s how I’m expecting mine to go, but I had a text from Openreach after booking with Sky saying they need access to the property and asking if there are gate codes etc (There isn’t) but the text is confusing making it sound like a response is needed when I cannot respond in a negative.
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A few questions for anyone with Sky Full Fibre who had it installed as part of the copper switch off happening soon. Did Openreach install it or Sky? Did you have a pre-install visit where work was done before your activation date? Do you get the advertised download speeds? (150mb/300mb/500mb etc)
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I had Thames Water out this morning installing a water meter. The guy who FITted it was like the love child of Freddie Flintoff and Tractor Tom, the very hot and fit farmer guy from instagram! 😍
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hopefully the judge will make the decision...
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Because he is a cu*t who doesn’t know how to read the room.
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Perhaps Iran has done us a favour after all?
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Buh-bye, don’t let the sound barrier break your engines on the way out.
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
WTF? Really? Hardly surprising though seeing as his acting career didn’t take off (Just search for his Hollyoaks scene).
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Never both seen in the same place at the same time!
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Awww! I just saw a hedgehog when out for my early morning walk. I haven’t seen one in the wild in years! 😍
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Poor Harry denied yet another promotion!
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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 02/10/2024
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I still do - and I am 53! 😂
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Amy Poehler & Seth Meyers High Five on SNL
ALT: Amy Poehler & Seth Meyers High Five on SNL
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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @andymroberts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
True - Although with the Kays catalogue we’d all be looking at the underwear bulges!
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